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I ns ul t osyPi r oposGui de Copy r i ght2012Gener al Li ngui s t i c sLLC.Al l Ri ght sRes er v ed Dear Friend, Hello again, Jimena here. Welcome to the Bueno, entonces... “Guide to picking them up and knocking them down” (Spanish Insults and Pick up lines). You are receiving this helpful Guide as a gift , I knew you wanted more! If you thought David had some lines, wait till you hear these! The insults would have been super helpful when I was trying to control him. I’m not sure what made you learn Spanish, but I bet some of you bought “Bueno, entonces...” to learn how to pick up a sexy latina or latino or to turn them down (even if you won’t admit it). Wheather you fall into this category or not you’ll find this Guide hilarious and extremely useful. So watch “Bueno, entonces...”, read through this guide and don’t be a boludo or boluda don’t know what boludo is? yeah, I thought not! Hope you enjoy Besos, Jimena & the Bueno, entonces... Team. To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 2 Spanish Insults A A joder a la dalia (U) Go bother someone else (L) Go bother a dahlia (type of flower) Agüeonado (U) Idiot (L) You are a testicle Ahuevao (U) Idiot (L) Egg shaped Alegron/a (U) One with multiple sexual partners (L) Happy Amarrete (U) Stingy (L) Tied up Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 3 Andá a cagar (U) Leave me alone (L) Go shit somewhere else Andate a la chucha, mierda (U) Get the hell out of here, asshole (L) Get out of here, piece of shit Andate a la concha de tu madre (U) Fuck off (L) Go back to your mom’s vagina Araña (U) Hoochie mama (L) Spider Arrecho de mierda (U) Horny (L) Shitty horny Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 4 B Banano (U) Stupid (L) Banana Bobo (U) Stupid Bola de mierda (U) Fat person (L) Shit ball Brillante (U) Idiot (L) Brilliant (sarcastically) C Cabreatee (U) Leave me alone Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 5 Cachibachero (U) Someone who collects a lot of junk, never throws things away Caderas de tilo tilo (U) Small hips (L) Hips like a branch Camarillero (U) Someone who has his/her own click Camba pilchero/a (U) Man/woman with a lot of jewelry (bling) Cara de morcilla (U) Dark face (L) Blood sausage face Cara de suegra (U) Someone who’s unpredictable (L) Mother-in-law’s face Chima (U) A follower Chucha de tu Madre (U) What shit (L) Vagina of your mother Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 6 Chupame el pico (U) No way (L) Suck my dick Chupame la chila (U) No way (L) Suck my dick Chupamedias (U) Brown-noser (L) Sock sucker Chupamela (U) No way (L) Suck mine Chuto (U) Idiot Cojudo (U) Idiot (L) Big testicles Cojudo (U) Lazy bastard Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 7 Colgá la toalla (U) Give it a rest (L) Hang the towel Coma mierda (U) Stop bothering me (L) Eat shit Comemierdas (U) Asshole! (L) Shit eater! Come yuca (U) A weak/whimpy person (L) Yuca eater (type of vegetable) Comemierda (U) Shameless (L) Shit eater Coño (U) Shit (L) Cunt Cuto santo (U) Goody two shoes / Scaredy cat Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 8 D Dejáte de güear (U) Stop fucking around (L) Stop bothering me Dejate de joder (U) Stop fucking with me E Es más simpática que un koala vestido de payasito (U) She is as cute as a button (L) She’s cuter than a koala dressed as a little clown Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 9 F Foca (U) Shut up (L) Seal G Gilipollas (U) Super jerk (L) “(Gili = idiot, Polla = Penis vulg.)” Gonnorea (U) Asshole (L) Gonnorhea Güevón (U) Idiot (L) Big testicles Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 10 H Hablas mierda (U) You’re lying (L) You talk shit Hijo del maiz (U) Son of a bitch (L) Son of the corn Hijueputa (U) Asshole (L) Son of a bitch Huevón (U) Idiot (L) Big testicles Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 11 J Jalame el hule (U) Leave me alone (L) Pull my rubber K K’aima (U) Boring / bland L ¡La concha de la lora! (U) Shit! (L) The vagina of a parrot! Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 12 Ladilla (U) Unwanted person (L) Crabs Lameculos (U) Brown-noser (L) Ass licker M Malcogida (U) Tightass (L) Poorly fucked Malfollao (U) Tightass (L) Poorly fucked Malparido (U) Waste of life (L) Born badly Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 13 Marimacho (U) Butch (L) She male Mocochinchero/a (U) Someone with little education (ignorant) N No agarre el chorro (U) Do not insist (L) Don’t take the flow No joda (U) Leave me alone (L) Don’t fuck No la hagas de jamón (U) Don’t make a fuss (L) Don’t make it ham Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 14 No me jodas (U) Don’t bother me (L) Don’t fuck with me No me rompas las pelotas (U) Don’t bother me (L) Don’t break my balls No pinches mames (U) Don’t fucking suck it No putas jodas (L) Don’t bother me O Opa (U) Dumb / stupid / silly Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 15 P Pajero (U) Someone who masturbates frequently Pajuo (U) Stupid Paracaidista (U) A party crasher (L) Parachuter Pata ‘e lana (U) A man who takes another man’s woman (L) Whool leg Patada en los huevos (U) A person who’s always serious or boring (L) Kick in the balls Pedí cacao (U) Give up (L) Ask for cocoa Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 16 Pijotero (U) Stingy (L) Cheap Q Qué aburridinga que sos (U) You are boring (L) How boring you are Qué chafa ese hombre (L) How useless that guy is Qué huevada (U) What a stupid remark/thing (L) Clut ¡Que te pires! (U) Get out!/Fuck off! (L) Fire up yourself! Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 17 R Rabo verde (U) An old man who likes young women (L) A green tail S Sonso (U) Dumb / silly T Tiene más memoria una máquina de escribir manual (U) You forget everything (L) A manual typewritter has more memory Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 18 Tiene más preocupaciones un recién nacido (U) You are more worried than you should (U) Even a new born has more things to worry about Tiene más punta una pelota (U) You are fat (L) Even a ball is sharper than you Tirar la toalla (U) Give it a rest (L) Throw in the towel Tomatela (U) Get the fuck out (L) Put it in your mouth V Vaya a ver que tuco raspa (U) Leave me alone (L) Go and see what piece you can scratch Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 19 Y Ya me harté (U) You’ve bored me (L) I am full Spanish Pick up Lines A A mi me gusta la nieve y me gusta el helado pero lo que mas me gusta es estar a tu lado... I like Snow and I like Ice cream but the thing I like the most is to be by your side. (this rhymes in Spanish) Adiós señora Dios vaya con usted y yo con su hija. Good bye lady. May God go with you and me with your daughter. Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 20 Ahora que te veo, recordé que debo ir a la Parlamat. Now that see you, I remember I need to go to to buy milk. Amaneciste como carpa de circo. I see the circus tent is up this morning. Amiga, me gustan tus ojos porque veo el paraíso. Friend, I like your eyes because in them I can see paradise. ¡Así que las demás mujeres eran fotocopias! ¡Acabo de conocer el original! So the other women were just copies! I have just met the original! Aunque no te llames Alicia, vienes del país de las Maravillas. Even though your name is not Alicia, you come from Wonderland. B Bendito sea el ingeniero que construyó esta vereda para que pasara tremendo monumento. Blessed is the engineer that built this sidewalk so this monument could walk by. Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 21 C Caramba…Todas esas curvas y yo sin los breques. Damn...all those curves and me with no brakes. Como quisiera ser profesor de tercero para pasarte al cuarto. How I wish I was a third grade teacher so I can move you up to fourth (cuarto = fourth = room). Como quisiera ser Tarzán, para ir de rama en rama, hasta llegar a tu cama. How I wish I was Tarzan so I can go from branch to branch until I reach your bed. Con esa mirada tan dulce me dan ganas de chuparte un ojo. With that sweet look in your eyes I to lick you one. ¡Con ese par de tortas y un licuado.... atravieso el desierto! With this pair of cakes and a drink...I walk through the desert. Con esos senos definitivamente me termino de criar. With that breast I can complete my raising. ¡Con una mamá así, ¡para qué juguetes! With a mom like that, who needs toys! Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 22 ¿Crees en el amor a primera vista? ¿O tengo que volver a pasar? Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again? D De mirarte no me canso. I’ll never be tired of looking at you. ¿De qué juguetería te escapaste, muñeca? Which toy store did you escape from, doll? Del cielo cayó un pintor para pintar tu figura, pero no encontró pintura para tanta hermosura. A painter came down from heaven to paint your figure, but he could’t find paint beautiful enough to paint you. Dios la hizo y se sentó a pulirla. God made her and sat down to polish her. ¿Dónde venden los números para ganarse este premio? Where do they sell the tickets to win this prize? Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 23 E En esta noche tan fría, yo te ofrezco mi estufa, no tiene pilas ni cables, pero igualmente se enchufa. This cold night I offer you my stove. It doesn’t have any batteries or cables but it plugs anyways. En la palma de mi mano te quisiera retratar para cuando estés ausente abrir la mano y mirar. In the palm of my hand I’d like to have a portrait of you so when you’re not around I can open my hand and see you there. En la punta de aquel cerro tengo dos ranchos sin techar... si venís conmigo, techo uno. Right above that hill I have two houses without roof, if you come with me I will roof one for you. (word play “I roof = techo = te echo = I throw one on you”) Eres la carne mechada que rellena la arepa de mi corazón. You’re the threaded meat that fills the tortilla of my heart. Eres tan dulce, que solo con mirarte me pica la muela. Your so sweet that with one look, I get a cavity.” Estás más apretada que los tornillos de un submarino. You’re more tight than screws in a submarine. Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 24 ¿Estás perdido? Porque el cielo es un largo camino desde aquí. Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here. Estás tan buena que te haría un traje de saliva. You’re so good that I would make you a dress made of saliva. ¿Existes o yo te estoy inventando? Do you really exist? or am I making you up? F ¡Flaca, tirame un hueso! Skinny, throw me a bone! G ¡Guapa! ¿Qué meas, colonia? Handsome! What do you pee, perfume? Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 25 H Hace calor acá, o sos vos? Is it hot in here, or is it you? ¿Has visto como corre el agua cuando deja de llover...? Así corren mis lágrimas cuando te dejo de ver. Have you seen how the water flows after it had stoped raining? That’s how my tears flow when I don’t see you Hasta los cigarrillos que fumas les tengo envidia loca, porque los coges en tu mano y los acaricias con tu boca. I even envy the cigarrettes that you smoke because you hold them in your hand and caress them with your lips. Hola, soy un choripan, y estoy aquí para robar tu corazón. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. J ¿Jugamos a la basurita?... Tu te tiras al suelo y yo te recojo. Let’s play “little garbage”. You lay down on the floor and I pick you up. Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 26 L La única flor que le falta a mi jardín es tu flor de poronga. The only flower missing in my garden is your beautiful penis. Le pondría una naranja en la boca y le chaparía el poto hasta sacar Fanta. I would put an orange in his mouth and would suck his dick until I got Fanta. M Mamacitaaa chupo, mamo, ensarto, reviro, rebabeo, coso, descoso, estrujo, lavo, plancho y cuido niños a domicilio! Baby, I suck, lick, string, ..., sew, unsew, ..., wash, iron and take care of the children at home! ¿Me dejás sacarte una foto? Quiero enviársela a mis amigos y demostrarles que los ángeles existen. Can I take your picture? I want to send it to my friends to show them that angels do exist. Me gustaría encuerarte. I want to get you naked. Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 27 Me gustaría se carnicero para poderte dar con mi enorme chorizo I wish I was a butcher so I could give you my big “sausage”. Me gustaría ser agua podrida para estar todo el día en tu zanja. I’d love to be rotten water to be all day in your pipe Me gustaría ser baldosa, para poder verte la “cosa”! I’d like to be a tile so I can see your “thing”. Me gustaría ser caramelo, para disolverme en tu boca. I want to be a candy, so I can disolve in your mouth. Me gustaría ser heladero... para lamerte sin parar. I would like to be icecream, so you could lick me without stopping. Me muero por ver tus ojitos... En mi ombligo. I’m dying to see your eyes....on my stomach. Menos mal que no hay dos como tú; si no, no sabría con cuál quedarme. I’m glad there’s no other one like you because I wouldn’t know which one to keep. Mi amor, si así como caminas cocinas yo me como hasta el “pegao”. Baby, if you cook the way you walk I would finish my plate. Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 28 Mi casa es lo menos parecido a un palacio pero vos sos lo más parecido a una princesa. My house may not look like a Palace but you look like a princess. Morena color de llanta, aquí está tu rhin cromado! Baby the color of a tire, here is your chrome mag! Mucho jamón para este par de huevitos! A lot of ham for this pair of fried eggs! N Negra... te la chupo hasta que te aplaudan las orejas. Baby, I will suck you until you ears applaude.” No desayuno por pensar en ti No almuerzo por pensar en ti No ceno por pensar en ti No duermo porque tengo hambre. I can’t eat breakfast because I am thinking of you, I can’t eat lunch because I am thinking of you, I can’t eat dinner because I am thinking of you, and I can’t sleep because I am hungry. No muevas tanto la cuna, que se despierta el nene. Don’t move the cradle so much or you will wake up the baby. No se rimar pero si se amar. I don’t know how to rhyme but I know how to love. Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 29 P Papito, no sé si sos jinete pero yo quiero que me Re-montes. Baby, I don’t know if you’re a cowboy but I want you to ride me again. Perdí mi número de teléfono, ¿me das el tuyo? I’ve lost my phone, would you give me yours? Permítame disfrutar de su facha. Allow me to enjoy your beauty. Q Qué edad tenés?... no puede ser que entre tanta belleza en tan poco tiempo. How old are you?...It can’t be that you became so beautiful in such a short amount of time. Quien fuera bizco para verte dos veces. I wish I was a cross eyed person to see you double. Quien fuera perro para orinarte un caucho. I wish I was a dog to pee your rubber. (to mark my territory) Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 30 Quisiera ser el mar, y que tú fueras la roca, porque al subir la marea, te besaría en la boca. I’d like to be the sea and you the rock so when the tide comes up I’d kiss you on the mouth. Quisiera ser helado para que me chupes hasta el palo. I’d like to be ice cream so you can lick me until the cone. Quisiera ser lágrima para nacer en tus ojos, rodar en tu mejilla y morir en tu boca. I wish I could be a tear; to be born in your eyes, roll down your cheek and die in your mouth. Quisiera ser mantequilla para derretirme en tu arepa. I would like to be butter so I can melt on your tortilla (arepa). Quisiera ser un caramelo para derretirme en tu boca. I want to be a candy so that I could melt in your mouth. ¡Qué “tetas” comiendo, que te estás ahogando! What is it that you are eating that you are chocking? (word play “te estás = tetas”). ¡Qué adelantada está la ciencia que hasta los bombones caminan! How advanced is science that even candies walk! ¿Qué está pasando en el cielo que los ángeles se estén cayendo? What’s going on on heaven that angels are falling? Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 31 ¡Qué lindas bates! ¿A qué hora abren? What beautiful legs? What time do they open? ¿Qué hace una estrella volando tan bajito? What is a star doing flying so down? ¿Qué va a saber el poeta de besos si no ha probado la miel de tus labios? What can the poet know about kisses if he hasn’t tasted the honey of your lips? ¿Quién habrá muerto en el cielo que un ángel está de luto? (para una mujer vestida de negro) Who could have died in heaven that an angel is mourning? (for a woman dressed all in black) ¿Quién habrá sido el pirata que perdió este tesoro? Who was the pirate who lost this treasure? S Santa Bárbara: santa por delante y bárbara por detrás. Saint Fantastic: Saint on the front and Fantastic from behind. Se te cayó un papel. ¡El que te envuelve, bombón! You dropped a piece of paper. The one that wraps you, sweetie! Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 32 Si amar es pecado, prefiero morir pecando que vivir sin ti. If to love is a sin, I’d rather die sinning that living without you. Si así es el infierno que el diablo me lleve. If this is what hell looks like I wish the devil takes me with him. Si así es el infierno, pienso pecar toda mi vida. If this is what hell looks like I’m plannig to sin all my life. Si así es la carrilera, cómo será la ESTACIÓN If that’s how the railroad is, I can’t imagine what the station must look at! Si Cristóbal Colón te viese, diría: “Santa María, pero que Pinta tiene esta Niña”. If Cristopher Columbus saw you he’d say: Santa María, what a “Pinta” that “Niña” has. (Holi Mary, what a Look that Girl has)” Si eres casada, no te preocupes. ¡No soy celoso! If you are married don’t worry, I’m not jelous! Si estas así de verde, como estarás de madura. If that’s how you look when you’re green I can’t image how you look when you’re ripe. Si fuera abeja.. que picotazo te daba. If I was a bee... what a bite I’d give you. Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 33 Si fueras barco pirata te comería el tesoro que tienes entre las patas. If you were a pirate ship I would eat the treasure you keep between your legs. Si la belleza es un pecado, no tienes perdón de Dios. If beauty was a sin, you wouldn’t have God’s forgiveness. Si la felicidad es agua y el amor es fuego, ¡Como me gustaría ser tu bombero! If happyness is water and love is fire, how I would love to be your Fireman! Si ser bella fuera un delito te pasarías tu vida en la cárcel. If beeing beautiful was a crime you would spend all your life in jail. Si te digo que tienes un cuerpo precioso, ¿me lo restregarías por la cara? If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Si te viera por la noche, con esos ojos tan claros, te diría: Sube a mi coche que se me han roto los faros. If I see you at night with those eyes so light, I’d say to you: Get in my car, my car lights are broken. Si tu cuerpo fuera cárcel y tus brazos cadenas... que bonito sitio para cumplir mi condena... If your body was a jail and your arms chains... how beatiful it would be for me to be a prisioner. Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 34 Si tu culo fuera un banco te la metería a plazo fijo. If your ass was a bank I would put it in a savings bond. Si tus nalgas fueran sartén, ahí estrellaba yo mis huevos. If your butt was a pan, that’s where I’d smash my eggs. Si tus piernas son las vías, ¡como estará la estación! If your legs are the railroad, how would the station be? Si yo fuera marinero, navegaría tus venas, llegaría hasta tu corazón y te pediría que me amaras. If I was a sailor, I’d sail through your veins, reach up to your heart and would ask you to love me. Si yo te amo como vos me amas, y vos me amas como yo te amo, ¿porque no nos amamos por donde meamos? If I love you the way you love me, and you love me the way I love you, why don’t we make love where I pee? Sos el complemento ideal para terminar de decorar mi dormitorio. You are the perfect addition to finish decorating my room. Sos mas linda que las estrellas en el cielo. You are the prettiest star in the sky. Sos tan dulce, que solo con mirarte engordo. You are so sweet that I get fat just looking at you. Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 35 Sus ojos son agraciados como el océano después de una tempestad del verano. Your eyes are as beautiful as the ocean after a summer storm. T Tanta carne y yo en cuaresma. So much meat and me observing lent. Tanta carne y yo sin dientes. So much meat and me without teeth. Tanta curva y yo sin frenos So many curves and I have no brakes. Te regalo galletitas, si me chupas el ganso. If you suck on my goose I will give you cookies. Tienes unos ojos que parecen sartenes y cuando te miro se me fríen los huevos. Your eyes are like frying pans and when I look at you my eggs fry. ¿Tu mamá es repostera? porque un bombón como tú no lo hace cualquiera. Is your mom a baker? Because a sweetie like you isn’t made by just anyone. Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 36 ¿Trabajas en el Feredal Express? ..... porque pensé que me mirabas el paquete Do you work at FedEx? Because I thought you were looking at my package. Bolivia Chile Colombia Costa Rica Ecuador España Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Peru Venezuela (U) Used definition (L) Literal definition Argentina To buy the 6 DVD set visit www.buenoentonces.com 37