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Utila’s Monthly newspaper FREE! Issue no. 10 Utila, The Bay Islands, Honduras Utila East Wind Dedicated to Utila Valentine Couples Page 4 By Miss Annie Utila`s Centro de Salud has become a hot topic in the community in recent weeks. Controversy began last month when Dr: Matilde Alvarado organized a meeting to form an internal committee which would supposedly function as a support group for the public health center. The meeting however, clearly reflected the political division that was created during last year´s November election and continues to gnaw at some members in the community. Both the mayor, Alton Cooper and president of Centro de Salud board of directors asked that the meeting be rescheduled, Their request was not granted and the meeting proceeded. Needless to say, members of the Liberal (red) party left after the mayor`s request to postpone the meeting was denied. In the meeting Dr. Alvarado discussed various issues such as: - medication and lack of - consultation fees - administration of finances A few hours after the meeting the mayor and Lance Bodden spoke live on local station HQtv and made some necessary clarifications for the public in general. Things continued to steam in the following days that led up to January 25, the date that marked the beginning of another 4 year term Utila Beach clean ups Page 15 for re-elected mayor, Alton Cooper. Minutes after being sworn in along with other members that form the municipal corporation, a peaceful manifestation was organized and participants walked to the Centro de Salud and demanded that it be closed until a new board of directors could be elected. After several hours of discussion between local authorities, a legal consultant and the doctor in charge of the health center, the medical team packed their belongings and left the premises without any acts of aggression by spectators (contrary to reports of violent behavior). Days later, Bay Islands Health Director, Dra. Martha Medina along with sindicato (union) president Jorge Trochez and other health workers from Roatan arrived to hold meetings and negotiations. A cabildo abierto (public meeting) was held in the center of town and those present voted in favor of a change in the board of directors with the exception of Lance Bodden who received the support of the community and was elected to continue being president of the board of directors. Due to lack of maturity and professionalism, the meeting ended abruptly when Jorge Trochez, union leader, had a temper tantrum and left the stage in an altered state. Several Back to School Page 16 1st March 2006 Blue Pages others tagged behind him while the majority of the public congratulated the newly elected board of directors. There are still some unresolved issues concerning the public health center and currently it is functioning on a 2 month trial basis. After this period of time further decisions will be made, until then, the Centro de Salud continues to serve the community as it has in past years. En las últimas semanas El Centro de Salud en Utila ha sido un HOT TOPIC en la comunidad. La controversia empezó el mes pasado cuando Dra. Matilde Alvarado organizo una reunión para formar un comité interna que servirá como grupo de apoyo del Centro de Salud. Sin embargo, la reunión claramente reflejo el reparto político que fue creado durante las elecciones en Noviembre del ano pasado y continuo a roer a algunos miembros de la comunidad El alcalde, Alton Cooper, y el presidente de la junta directiva del Centro de Salud pidieron que la reunión fuera renegociada. Su petición no fue admitida y la reunión procedió. Ni que decir tiene, miembros del partido Liberal (rojo) se fueron porque la petición de Alton fue negado. En la reunión Dra. Alvarado discutió varios temas como: - falta de medicamentos - precio de consulta - administración de la financias Unas pocas horas después de la reunión el alcalde y Lance Bodden hablaron en HQtv, el canal local, e hicieron algunas clarificaciones necesarias al público en general. En los próximos días hasta el 25 de Enero, el día de la inauguración por un término de cuatro anos más de alcalde Alton Cooper, las cosas continuaron a empañar. Minutos de ser juramentado juntos con otros miembros que forman la corporación municipal, una manifestación pacifica fue organizado y participantes caminaron al Centro de Salud y demandaron la cierre del centro hasta que una nueva junta directiva podía ser formada. Después de horas de discusión entre autoridades locales, un consultante legal y el doctor en cargo del Centro de Salud, el equipo medico tomo sus posesiones y se fue sin ningún acto de agresión de los espectadores (en contra de reportes de actos violentos). Continued on Page 2 2 Utila East Wind March 2006 NEWSINBRIEF Robbed again Archie Henderson was robbed in La Ceiba for the second time. Archie was crossing Serraping Bridge on his motorbike when the driver of a white truck drove across the road to block him. Two armed men jumped out of the back of the truck and told him to “pass the bag”. Archie passed them the bag and the bandits took off. Archie did not get hurt in the incident and all the robbers got was a bag full of paperwork, none of which were too important. Rosalita said, “No more Ceiba, we’ll use the phone!” Robbery in La Ceiba Gerard, who runs Munchies with his wife, was eating at a restaurant in La Ceiba near the center on Tuesday the 7th at about 6.30pm. Two local males walked in and ordered a Coke and suddenly the two guys started yelling, pulled their guns and told everybody to get on the floor. Gerard moved towards the stairs and was told at gunpoint to get down. They robbed about 3 people in the restaurant, all of them Latinos. Two taxi drivers were stripped of all their valuables plus their cell phones. During the robbery someone managed to phone the police but they failed to show up until 20 minutes after the robbers had left. Wounded man taken to Ceiba Jose Portillo was found outside Thompson bakery unconscious. “It looked like he had just fallen down and he strongly smelled of alcohol,” said Dan Sweeney. Two tourist girls took the guy to the clinic. Jose was having seizures, he was vomiting blood and he had cuts and bruises on his forehead. He was stabilized at the clinic but he didn’t regain consciousness. Dr. John took him to La Ceiba. Portillo’s friends say that the victim woke up the following morning and walked out of the hospital. He claimed he was beaten up but Dr. John reckons it was alcohol related. Car hits baleada stand Larry aka Ruggie, LLM, Tumpie aka Grinche and Moises were talking when they suddenly heard a very loud noise. As they turned around they noticed one of Utila’s delivery trucks coming straight at them, fast. Moises was standing behind a tree and didn’t see the truck coming. Tumpie and Ruggie jumped out of the way. “I barely has time to step back and the car missed me by four inches and crashed through the Monkey Tail Inn sign, pulling it out of the ground,” said Moises. It tore down Dona Hilda’s Baleadas stand and finally came to a stop against a cement base. Fortunately, nobody got hurt. Continued from Page 1 Días después, El director de la salud de las Islas Bahías, Dra. Martha Medina, el presidente de sindicato Jorge Trochez y otros empleados que trabajan en el sector de salud en Roatan llegaron a Utila para organizar reunión y negociaciones. Un cabildo abierto fue organizado en el centro del pueblo y los presentes votaron a favor del cambio de la junta directiva con la excepción de Lance Bodden quien recibió el apoyo de la comunidad y fue elegido de nuevo como presidente de la junta directiva. Debido a la falta de madurez y profesionalismo, la reunión fue terminado abruptamente cuando Jorge Trochez, líder de la unión, tuvo una rabieta y bajo del la plataforma en una condición diferente. Algunas personas le siguieron mientras que la mayoridad del público felicito a la nueva junta directiva. Todavía hay algunas temas que no son resueltos con respeto al salud publico y en este momento el centro esta funcionando a base de un periodo de prueba de dos meses. Después de este periodo se tomaran mas decisiones, Hasta entonces el Centro de Salud continuara a servir la comunidad como ha hecho en los últimos anos. Funky Town Library re-opens in different location Funky Town Library is open again at Cross Creek in Dave´s restaurant. Opening hours are 11.00 a.m. until 5.00 p.m. but not during restaurant hours! The library will be closed on Wednesdays and Sundays. Check out the selection of quality books. Good selection of German books available. Locals and longterm stays pay a reduced fee on rental prices. If you like to receive a full list of books in electronical form, please sent an email to [email protected]. Coming soon: Children´s reading time A weekly hour of reading to stimulate your child´s creativity and interest in books, starting on March 10th, 3:00 p.m. A reading session is followed by a painting session to reflect on the written material. For children aged 5 to 10. Smaller children must be attended by a parent. Maximum of 5 children. 40 Lempiras each. We start with “The little Prince”. For more information please drop by Dave´s restaurant in Cross Creek. Another accident John Humenson (Doc Rail) and Kurt Whitefield were involved in an accident. Due to this Kurt received pretty serious wounds to his leg and had to be taken to La Ceiba by Celine. He is recovering well as is Doc’s golfcart which was also injured. Doc Rail was the only one get out of the accident unhurt. Robbed on airport road On Sunday the 29th of January Oscar Gabourel went to the airport with his wife Peggy to give her driving lessons. When they got to “the terminal” a Carib guy was waving at them to stop and they did. He asked them directions to Pumpkin Hill. They started explaining it to him and before they could finish the guy grabbed Peggy’s purse and took off on his bike. Back in town they reported the incident to the Policia Preventiva. The police went to the airport but couldn’t find him. In the evening they brought in a guy and Mr. Gabourel identified him as the thief. He had taken all the cash out of the purse. “The guy was put on the boat the next day and told not to come back,” said Mr. Gabourel. “We did get our I.D. back and thankfully nobody got hurt.” Bees removed A swarm of appr. 10,000 bees were sucessfully removed from Rose’s Supermarket last week. See next months paper for the full story. Founded 1st April 2005 Issue no. 10 Utila Bay Islands Honduras Central America (504) 355 4463 [email protected] AINHOA (NOA) BRESSERS TARA DANKEWICH Editors Utila East Wind Translator SPECIAL THANKS TO THE UTILAEASTWIND TEAM Adam, Annelies, Aurel, Blue Willow, Chris, Gilda, Ignacio, Juan, Julie, Miss Annie, Mr. George, Matt, Naomi, Rose THANK YOU TO THE FOLLOWING FOR THEIR HELP AND SUPPORT Mark Smith PRINTED BY La Prensa, San Pedro Sula (504) 552 - 8000 Leg injury at BGA bank Nathan Chambers, 27, from Australia pushed the BGA door to get out and stepped forward. Instead of opening, as you have to pull it instead of push, he hit the door with his leg. He didn’t hit it hard but the glass in the door broke and sliced him instantly. “Everyone in the bank stared at me.” Eventually the guard made him sit down. A lady in the bank suggested he go to the doctor and have his leg looked at. He decided to go home and wash the wound. The cut didn’t look to bad but it did hurt so he went to Dr. John. He cleaned it again and realized that a tendon had been severed. Nathan was sent to La Ceiba where he underwent general anesthetic and spent 1 night in the hospital. He is back on Utila now waiting to get his cast off in about 1 month. Utila East Wind To make the news If you think its news call us on 355 4463. To place your ad For adverts and advice on free classifieds call 355 4463. To air your views Advertising space available If you would like to advertise or find out more about prices and advert design call: 355-4463 Email: [email protected] Monthly distribution of 2500 copies on Utila, Roatan and in La Ceiba Letters on any subject are welcomed for publication. Priority will be given to letters dealing with local issues. The editors reserve the right to amend or shorten letters at their discretion. To get your paper Pick up a free copy from bars, restaurants and public places across the island and the ferry and tourist destinations on the mainland. If you ran out of copies you can pick some up at the Utila East Wind Office (ACE Real Estate Office) in Broussard Plaza or give us a call 355-4463 Utila East Wind is available to view on-line at 3 Utila East Wind March 2006 Mizpah Methodist Church Schedule MUNICIPALITY TALKS Sun MAYOR ALTON COOPER The arrival of the new garbage truck has been delayed. The truck is still in customs and the mayor hopes it will arrive in the week of the 27th of February. He would like to apologize to the people of Utila as the garbage collection is still not efficient. With the arrival of the new garbage truck it will get better. ▼▼ The desalination project is resuming. On the 15th of February three companies came to Utila to bid on the contract for the project, which is estimated to start within the next six to eight weeks. The project is projected to be finished in June\July for when it is needed most as it will be very dry around that time. ▼▼ The municipality is in the process of designing a type of sanitation system. In a month or two this design will be presented to the people of Utila. ▼▼ There is 1.3 mln Lempiras allocated to the development of a multi-use outdoor sports facility and a multi-use building for community meetings and events. This will be built on 1 acre of land, donated to the municipality by Shelby McNab, next to the visitor’s center. The land is currently being cleared. The mayor would like to thank Shelby for the donation of the property. He would also like to thank Patrick Flynn for his help to the community. ▼▼ The municipality has received funds to draw up a “plan de ordenamiento territorial” for Utila. This will help to make future plans for the development of the island. Alton has requested for the document to be “layman’s terms “ so that everybody can understand it. ▼▼ About six months ago the director of the American organization MIRA was on Utila to introduce a recycling plan for the island. This involves setting up a center on Utila and getting compacting machines. La llegada del nuevo camión de basura ha sido retrasada. La camión todavía esta en la aduana y el alcalde espera que llegue en la semana del 27 de febrero. Alton quiere disculparse a las personas de Utila. La colección de la basura todavía no es eficiente pero con la llegada del camión se mejorará. ▼▼ El proyecto de desalinización se continúa. El 15 de febrero personas de tres differentes compañías llegaron a Utila para ofrecer por el contracto del proyecto. Se estima que el proyecto empezará en unos seis a ocho semanas y terminará en Junio/Julio, para cuando lo necesitan mas como será muy seco durante esos meses. ▼▼ La municipalidad esta en el proceso de diseñar un tipo de sistema de sanitacion. En uno o dos meses el diseño será presentado el público. ▼▼ 1.3 millones de Lempiras fueron destinados al desarrollo de una instalación deportiva multi-uso y un edificio multiuso para reuniones y sucesos comunidades. Será construido en un terreno de 1 acre, donado por Shelby McNab a la municipalidad, al lado del visitor’s centre. En este momento están limpiando el terreno. El alcalde quiere dar las gracias a Shelby por la donación y también a Partick Flynn por todo lo que el ha hecho por la comunidad. ▼▼ La municipalidad ha recibido fondos para redactar un plan de ordenamiento territorial para Utila. Esto ayudara a hacer planes futuros para el desarrollo de la isla. Alton ha pedido que el documento sea simple así que todos lo pueden entender. 10.30 am - Worship Service 2.30 pm - Sunday School 6.30 pm - Evening Worship Mon 6.30 pm - Christian Endeavour Wed 6.30 pm - Bible Study Thurs 7.00 am - Assembly for Student of UMCC 7.00 am - Mens’ Fellowship (alternate weeks) Fri 6.30 am - Prayer meeting Ash Wednesday Service Act of Repentance at the beginning of Lent 6.30 pm on Wed 1st March Cays Methodist Church Sun Frid 10.00 am - Worship Service 2.30 pm - Sunday School 1.30 - 3.00 English Classes 6.30 pm Prayer meeting The arrival of the cows Hace unos seis meses el director de la organización Americana MIRA estuvo en Utila para introducir un plan de reciclaje para la isla. Esto incluye establecer un centro aquí en Utila y obtener maquinas. [email protected] Ferreteria Rose UTILA DENTAL CLINIC For all your hardware supplies Monday to Friday: 7 am-12 pm 1.30-5.30 pm Sunday: 8pm-12pm Reliable, efficient service Delivery for loads Radio #19 Tel # 425 3127 Finally you can do dental work without cash. Credit is the choice to work with. Sign a contract with us and pay a small deposit to start. Then you pay 25 percent weekly or every 15 days. Western Path Phone 425-3371 or 349-5225 4 Love on the rock Utila East Wind March 2006 By Miss Annie As we all know February 14, Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love, so this month I decided to take time out and visit several couples who have been married for half a century or more. While some of their opinions vary on exactly what has kept them together throughout the years, they all share a common bond: LOVE A 4 letter word with a vast array of definitions but also a word that represents the most fundamental element in a relationship. Many of these couples have faced hardships over the years including poverty and loss of children but as one couple clearly stated “ Any relationship based on love can work, because love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things and endures all things. “ Congratulations to all these couples who are clearly living examples that true love does exist!! Como todos sabemos el 14 de Febrero es el día de amor y la aministad. Así que este mes decidí tomar tiempo para visitar algunas parejas que estan casadas medio siglo ó mas. Mientras que algunos de sus opiniones sobre lo que les mantiene juntos durante todos los anos, todos comparten un lazo común; AMOR Una palabra de 4 letras con una enorme variedad pero también una palabra que representa el elemento más fundamental en una relación. Muchas de estas parejas tuvieron que soportar durisimos privaciones durante los años incluso pobreza y perdida de hijos pero como dijo una de las parejas claramente “Una relación basada en amor puede funcionar porque el amor porta todo, cree todo, espera todo y endura todo.” Felicidades a todas esas parejas que claramente son ejemplos vivos que el verdadero amor existe!! Without photo: Jasmer & Rachel Jackson February 2, 1949 and Johnnny & Conchita Bodden August 1, 1955 Edlon & Gloria Cooper December 28, 1937 James & Bertha Jones August 8, 1951 Juney & Tonia Cooper August 23, 1949 Osgood & Myra James December 8, 1944 Albert & Jeannette Zuniga April 24, 1954 Will & Norma Hinds December 18, 1948 Balwin & Carrie Jackson July 4, 1954 Dolores & Marie Cardona 1954 Hector & Edmee Jackson December 18, 1948 George & Judith Gabourel August 1, 1953 Hector & Betty Funez July 25, 1953 Tony & Graces James May 31,1951 Lester & Amy Jones February 5, 1956 James & Evelyn Gabourel August 12, 1950 5 Utila East Wind March 2006 New help for people who stutter By Juan Fernandez What do Bruce Willis, Marilyn Monroe, Julia Roberts, Winston Churchill and King George VI of England have in common? They are just a few of the famous people who have suffered from stuttering. Unfortunately, stuttering is still mocked and ridiculed in movies and on TV. A good example is the Porky Pig cartoon in which the character’s bad speech is targeted for ridicule. Movies such as A Fish Called Wanda and My Cousin Vinny also come to mind. Stuttering is a fact of life for 1% of the total adult world population, including some 70,000 people in Honduras. It is estimated that 4% of the child population suffers from this problem as well. Many try speech therapies but are not always successful. Juan Carlos Baumgarten, a computer software engineer, remembers coming to the U.S. at the age of ten and having to go to speech therapy classes in a Los Angeles area public school. “The actual therapy did not help me at all. It some ways it was a waste of time because it raised my hopes for fluency. I think I would have been better off without any therapy at that point.” However, Baumgarten credits his speech therapist in high school with turning his life around. “This guy’s name was Mitchell and he helped me immensely. We never really did any actual speech therapy during my sessions with him. Maybe he knew that his therapy would not actually help me. Instead, he told me about all the famous people who have struggled with stuttering and overcame it. It really inspired me. Mr. Mitchell also encouraged me to pursue my hobbies – like drumming, acting and learning foreign languages. I set goals for myself and they have resulted in my success.” Now, many years later, Baumgarten has, for the most part, overcome his stuttering. Some years ago he followed another speech therapy program and this time it was successful. He is energized by the opportunities he sees as the result of the new Spanish-language website launched by the Stuttering Foundation of America, www.tartamudez.org. Baumgarten feels that the best part about it is the list of reputable speech therapists that people can consult. He thinks that their list of “Famous People Who Stutter” will serve as an inspiration to young people struggling with the problem. Malcolm Fraser, who himself struggled with stuttering during his life and wanted to help other people who stutter, founded the National Stuttering Foundation of America in 1947. The Foundation serves as a resource for people who stutter and people whose children, relatives or friends stut- ter. Ms. Fraser, Malcom’s daughter and vice-president of the foundation, states the Foundation’s purpose in launching the new Spanish-language version of their website; ”We hope to reach out to the growing number of people in the U.S. whose preferred language is Spanish… and, in some cases, whose only language is Spanish. We also have high hopes of reaching more people around the globe to let them know about our free services and videos, DVDs and books.” Fraser is optimistic about the effect of the new website in Latin America. “There are probably fewer therapists in those countries, but things are really picking up in Brazil and Argentina thanks to the wonderful people who attended the SFA’s two week training course at Northwestern University in Chicago. They have gone back to those countries, translated our materials, and organized clinics, improved services in hospitals and schools, and even gotten support groups organized.” Keeping with the intentions of its founder, the late Malcolm Fraser, the Stuttering Foundation of America distributes material on stuttering free of charge. Go to www.tartamudez.org or www.stutteringhelp.org for more information. “Nueva ayuda para personas que tartamudean” Que tienen Bruce Willis, Marilyn Monroe, Julia Roberts, Winston Churchill y el Rey George VI de Inglaterra en común? Son algunas de las personas famosas que han tenido problemas con la tartamudez. Desafortunadamente, tartamudez todavía es burlado en películas y en la Tele por ejemplo en los dibujos animados de “Porky Pig”. En esta serie burlan la manera de habla del carácter principal. Películas como “A Fish Called Wanda” y “My Cousin Vinny” también vienen a la mente. Tartamudez es un problema que afecta 1% de la populación adulto mundial, incluso para unas 70,000 personas en Honduras, y se estima que un 4% de la populación infantil sufre de este problema. Juan Carlos Baumgarten, un ingeniero en computación, recuerda llegar a Los EE.UU. cuando tenía 10 anos. Tenia que ir a terapia del habla en una escuela publica en los alrededores de Los Angeles. “La terapia no me ayudo para nada. De algún modo fue una perdida de tiempo porque elevo mis esperanzas de hablar con fluidez. Pienso que hubiera sido mejor sin terapia en ese momento.” Sin embargo, Baumgarten da crédito a su terapeuta en la escuela superior porque cambio su vida. “Este hombre se llama Mitchell y me ayudo enormemente. Realmente nunca hicimos mucho de terapia del habla durante mis sesiones con el. Quizás sabía que su terapia no podría ayudarme. En cambio me contó sobre todas las personas famosas que han tenido problemas con la tartamudez y que lo han superado. Esto me inspiro muchísimo. Mitchell me animo a perseguir mis pasatiempos como tocar la batería, teatro y aprender idiomas. Me puse metas las cuales han resultado en mi éxito.” Ahora, muchos anos después, Baumgarten ha superado la tartamudez casi completamente. Hace unos anos hizo un programa de terapia del habla el cual obtuvo mucho éxito. Esta vigorizado por las oportunidades que ve como resultado de la nueva pagina web en Español del Stuttering Foundation of America, www.tartamudez.org. Baumgarten siente que la mejor parte de esta pagina es que da una lista de logopedas reputables que las personas puedan consultar y que su lista de “personas famosas con tartamudez” servirá como una inspiración para jóvenes que luchan con este problema. The National Stuttering Foundation of America fue establecido en 1947 por Malcolm Fraser, quien también lucho con este problema. The Foundation sirve como recurso para personas que tartamudean y personas quienes conocen a alguien que tartamudea como sus hijos, amigos of familia. Ms Fraser, la hija de Malcom y vicepresidenta de la fundación, declara el objetivo de la página en Español. “Queremos alcanzar a las personas en los EE.UU. que prefieren Español y en algunos casos, que solo hablan Español. Esperamos que podemos alcanzar a mas personas en todo el mundo para que sepan sobre nuestros servicios, videos, DVD’s y libros; los cuales son gratis.” Fraser es optimistica sobre el efecto de la nueva página en Latino America. “Probablemente hay menos terapeutas en esos países pero las cosas están en marcha en Brasil y Argentina gracias a las personas que atendieron el curso de la fundación en Northwestern University en Chicago. Regresaron a esos países, han traducido nuestros materiales, organizado clínicas, mejorado servicios en hospitales, escuelas y también han organizado grupos de apoyo.” Quedando con las intenciones de su fundador, el difunto Malcolm Fraser, the Stuttering Foundation of America distribuya materiales sobre tartamudez gratis. Visita www. tartamudez.org o www.stutteringhelp.org para más información. Mysterious Sphere By Utila East Wind After a pretty fierce rainstorm on the 21st of January at around 4.30 PM Dellmark Woods (9) and Fred McNab (3) discovered a large black ball at the bottom of their grandmother’s stairs at Blue Bayou. The ball was about three feet high and had a hard surface, which was covered in dried seaweed. The boys didn’t know what it was. Dellmark said “I was freaked out when I saw it.” They didn’t know what to do with it so they decided to push it under the bush. Dellmark told Fred to keep an eye on the ball whilst he ran to his aunt’s house (about 50 yards away) to get her. His aunt was not home so he ran back to his grandma’s house where his brother was still waiting for him and keeping an eye on the ball under the bush. Dellmark raced to his grandma’s house to get his uncle. The two of them went down to look at this ball. When they got outside the ball was gone. The only thing that was left under the bush was a bit of dried up Dellmark Fred seaweed. When Dellmark asked Fred where the ball&was he said, “The little Boo Boo’s took him. ” They all searched around for the ball but couldn’t find it. They asked Fred again and he told them the same, that little Boo Boo’s took the ball. Fred also said that when they took it the Boo Boo’s made a noise like “blienknaienklikglie” before they took it up. Después de una tormenta bastante violento el 21 de Febrero a las 4.30 Dellmark Woods (9) y Fred McNab (3) descubrieron una gran pelota negra en la base de la casa de su abuela en Blue Bayou. La pelota midió unos tres pies y tenia una superficie dura cubierta en alga marina seca. Los chicos no sabían que era. Dellmark dijo “Me dio un ataque de nervios cuando lo vi.” Como no sabían que hacer con la pelota decidieron ponerlo debajo de unas ramas. Dellmark le dijo a Fred que echare un ojo en la pelota mientras que el se iba a la casa de su tía (unos 50 yardas de allí). Su tía no estaba en casa así que Dellmark regreso a la casa de su abuela donde su hermano todavía le estaba esperando y chequeando la pelota. Dellmark corrió a la casa de su abuelo para encontrar su tío. El si estaba en casa y los dos bajaron para ver la pelota. Cuando llegaron a donde Fred la pelota ya no estaba. La única cosa que todavía estaba debajo de las ramas eran las algas marinas secas. Cuando Dellmark pregunto as Fred donde estaba la pelota Fred le dijo “que los Boo Boo se lo habían llevado.” Todos buscaron para encontrar la pelota pero no lo puden encontrar. Preguntaron a Fred de nuevo sobre la pelota dijo lo mismo, que pequeños Boo Boo’s lo llevaron. Fred también dijo que cuando los Boo Boo’s lo llevaron hicieron un ruido como ‘blienknaienklikglie’ antes de que se fueron . Have you had an experience like this? Did something strange happend to you? We would like to hear about ir. Contact us! Mail: [email protected] Tel: 355-4463 or come and tell us at the Utila East Wind Office (Ace Real Estate Office in Broussard’s Building) Taller de los amigos Bicycle rental Bicycle repair Golf cart servicing Golf cart, truck & 4-wheeler wash with grease and oil Welding Patching all types of vehicles Located at main street Utila Call Juan # 388 6091 6 Utila East Wind March 2006 WORLDNEWS Chinese wall gets fake wall The Chinese government has placed a fake wall near the famous Chinese wall on which tourist can write their name for $120. It decided to do this because the real Chinese wall is in danger of being damaged by graffiti and scratching by some of the four million visitors (per year) that go to see the wall. Gay penguins stay together Six male Humboldt penguins in a zoo in Germany don’t want to have anything to do with female penguins. Even if there are enough female penguins around in the breeding season the males form pairs with each other and ignore the females. Last year many gay organizations around the world reacted strongly when the zoo introduced females to the male group for the first time. The organization felt that the penguins shouldn’t be forced to be with females. The zoo said it just wanted to check if the males were together due to a lack of females. It has decided to leave the six penguins together. Hundreds die in landslide in Philippines Earlier this month a landslide in the Philippines took the lives of about 1800 people. On the island Leyte, the landslides damaged three villages. Only a few of the hundreds of houses were left in the village Guinsuagon, according to local authorities. Big reward for decapitation cartoonist A minister of Udar Pradesh will reward the person who decapitates one of the drawers of the cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed 11.5 million US Dollar, according to Indian newspapers earlier this month. The minister is not going to pay the reward himself. He said the people of Meerut will pay the reward. A spokesperson of the province government said that this is a personal wish of the minister. Baby’s block sewage systems in Harare Ever week about 20 fetuses and newborn babies are found in the sewage systems in Harare, Zimbabwe. Some of them are flushed down the toilet, according to the authorities of the city. Workers who clean the systems find the bodies. Pinochet missing in postcard series Supporters of Augusto Pinochet, old-president of Chile, are mad because the former dictator was not included in a series of postcard of leaders. The postcards were sold in the cultural center in Santiago de Chile, which was opened by Ricardos Lagos earlier this year. Due to the fact that Pinochet’s supporters were angry the center decided to stop selling the postcards. New reef discovered in Thailand Divers of the World Wildlife Foundation have discovered an unknown reef on the coast of Thailand. Local fisherman told the divers about this reef and the divers went there to map about 270 acres of reef. This ‘new’ reef lies on the coast of Phanh Nga and the divers say it is relatively healthy. They also found about 110 species of fish among which a type of Parrotfish that has never been seen in Thailand before. Together with the Thai authorities the WWF will try to make a plan for the reef, which might include tourism. Olympics 425-3262 or 9251084 Coca leaves good for children Coca leaves are good for children as the have more nutricial value than milk. The new Bolivian minister of Foreign Affairs thinks that they should therefore be on the lunch menu in schools. According to him children need calcium. Coca leaves contain more calcium than milk so he believes that they are better of consuming coca leaves. A German sentenced for selling toilet paper with Koran on it. Earlier this month a court in Germany has sentenced a man to a year probation because he tried to sell toilet paper with the word Koran printed on it to mosques. He put a letter with the paper saying that the Koran is “a cookbook for terrorists.” He sent the toilet paper to fifteen mosques, TV-channels and magazines. SPORTS Swedish ski federation in financial trouble due to success The Swedish ski federation did not believe in their athletes too much as they put the limit of premiums for medallion at 57.700 Euro for the Winter Olympics. About 14.000 Euro for Gold medals, 11.500 Euro for Silver and 9000 for Bronze. The Swedish however, did a lot better than that. The langlaufers alone won three gold and two bronze medals, a total of more than 60.000 Euro. The federation said that they can not exceed their budget but the athletes are not satisfied with this. “A promise is a promise,” said one of the medal winners. Champions League First knock-out round PSV - Lyon 0-1 next game 08/03 Bayern - Milan 1-1 next game 08/03 Real Madrid - Arsenal 0-1 next game 08/03 Benfica - Liverpool 1-0 next game 08/03 Rangers - Villarreal 2-2 next game 07/03 Bremen - Juventus 3-2 next game 07/03 Hungarians saved from Italian cave After having been stuck in an Italian cave Chelsea - Barcelona 1-2 next game 07/03 for days, four Hungarians were saved by Ajax - Internazionale 2-2 next game 14/03 Italian helpers, according to an Italian press Soboleva breaks world record 1500m agency. The four Yelena Soboleva (Russia) broke the womwere checking out en’s 1500 metres indoor world record in the cave when an Moscow. avalanche surprised She finished in three minutes 58.28 secthem. Three others onds, almost two seconds faster than the last decided to leave the record. cave of which one did not make it. The other decided to stay in the cave till help arrived. The EU will make Chinese shoes more expensive The EU has decided to charge higher import on leather shoes from China and Vietnam. It believes that these countries dump their shoes in Europe beneath market price. It is not know yet how much the import taxes will increase but the EU aims at implementing it within the next five months. Welcome Back Europe’s longest glacier shrinks De longest glacier in Europe shrunk 66 meters last year because the earth is warming up, according to Swiss scientists. They did research on more than 1800 glaciers in Switzerland and 84 of those shrunk in 2005. One of the glaciers shrunk 216 meters but the scientists believe that this is also partly due to the fact that a lake surrounds the glacier. Alcoholic Anonymous Meeting Everyday Monday - Sunday 7 pm - 9pm Above the fire station There are plans to start a support group for parents of children with addictions. Until then parents should feel free to call Silvana Phonenumber: 9212048 March 2006 Utila East Wind The endangered Utila Iguana By Annelies Davis, Gilda Ordoñez Ortega, Aurel Heidelberg Every month we will discuss an animal iguana in town or in your garden it is probliving on Utila in the Iguana Research and ably a Highlander. Breeding station column. We will start with Want to know more about iguanas? Visit the animal, which was the reason to build the the iguana visitor centre where we can iguana station, the Utila iguana, Swamper give you a tour in different languages on or Wishiwilly, scientifically known as the Monday, Wednesday and Friday afterCtenosaura bakeri. noon between 2-5PM. Swampers spend almost their entire life in the 8 km² of Utila’s mangrove forests. During the breeding time (March and April) female Swampers lay their eggs on the beaches but, like most reptiles, they do not look after their eggs or young. After a few months the hatchlings emerge from the eggs and walk back to the mangrove forests. Swampers live in and on mangrove trees. On sunny mornings you can often see them high up in the tree, enjoying the sun. On rainy or cloudy days you will not see Swampers in the trees, because without the sun rays they cannot reach their body temperature so they are not very active. They are reptiles and therefore need to warm up in the sun, but during midday, when it is too hot, they hide in their holes. Swampers have a special living area compared to other iguana species as most iguana species live in dry and hot areas, like savannah or deserts. With a length of about 0.8 meter (2.6 feet) the Swamper is relatively small. The green iguana (scientific name Iguana iguana) for instance can be at least twice as big. The colour of the Swamper is mainly brown or grey and younger animals are different shades of brown. Male Swampers have big spines on their back and females have smaller spines and are a bit smaller. Their diets include mangrove leaves and flowers, insects and fiddler crabs. Like many other big iguana species, the Utila iguana is threatened with extinction and is La Amenazada Iguana de Utila listed in the red list as a critically endan- En esta columna de la Estación de Invesgered specie because of hunting and destruc- tigación y Crianza de la Iguana de Utila, tion of its living area. Hunting on Swampers cada mes se hará una descripción acerca is prohibited by law, but unfortunately still de una especie de animal perteneciente a la people hunt Swampers because of tradition fauna de la isla. Comenzaremos con el anior for their meat. Their habitat is destroyed mal que es el motivo por el cual se construyo and the beaches are made unavailable to la Estación de Iguanas, la Iguana de Utila, them by the construction of private houses, Swamper o Wishiwilly. El nombre científico hotels and beach resorts. Domestic animals es Ctenosaura bakeri. such as dogs and cats and increasing traf- El Swamper vive casi toda su vida en los 8 fic, especially on roads that cut mangroves km2 del bosque de mangle que posee Utila y and beaches, can lead to additional impacts. durante la época de crianza (Marzo y Abril) The Swamper also faces threats by nature. las hembras depositan sus huevos en las For example, if a hurricane hits the island, playas. Como en la mayoría de los reptiles like hurricane Mitch did a few years ago, the el Swamper no cuida de sus huevos o de population of the Swamper might decrease las criás recién nacidas. Después de unos because it could their habitat, the mangrove cuantos meses los huevos eclosionan y las forest. Iguanas on the mainland might have criás emergen para emprender su camino the same problem, but because these iguana hacia el bosque de mangle. Los Swampers species are not restricted to a small area they viven dentro de agujeros o en las ramas de are here, the chance is higher that the popu- los arboles de mangle, en un dia soleado se lation will recover from such a disaster. Other iguana species that live on Utila are the Green iguana (Iguana iguana) and the Highlander (Ctenosaura similis); the last one resembles the Swamper a bit. These species also live on the mainland of Honduras and in other parts of Central America and are not endangered. The difference between the Highlander and the Swamper is that the Highlander has very clear stripes on his whole body and is a bit bigger than the Swamper. The Swamper has a dewlap and the highlander has not. The living area is different as well. Highlanders live in open areas, hardwood forests, grassy fields and in urban areas. When you see an pueden observar tomando el sol en la parte alta de los arboles. En los días nublados o lluviosos son difíciles de observar, porque sin los rayos solares no pueden alcanzar su temperatura corporal y entonces no son muy activos. Como el resto de los reptiles el Swamper necesita calentarse por medio del sol, durante el medio día cuando hace mas calor se esconden en sus madrigueras. El Swamper tienen un hábitat muy especial comparado con otras especies de Iguana, la mayoría de las especies de iguana viven en zonas calientes y secas, como savanas o desiertos. Son animales relativamente pequeños con una longitud de 0.8metros (2.6 pie), en comparación con la iguana verde (nombre científico Iguana iguana) que en algunas ocasiones puede llegar a medir hasta dos veces ese tamaño. La coloración es normalmente gris o café, los animales mas jóvenes poseen diferentes tonalidades de café. Los machos tienen una cresta larga en el lomo y la de las hembras es un poco mas corta. Su dieta alimenticia incluye hojas y flores de mangle; insectos y cangrejos violinistas. Como cualquier otra especie grande de iguana, la iguana de Utila esta amenazada de extinción y en listada en la lista roja 7 como un especie críticamente en peligro. Para la iguana de Utila esto se debe principalmente a la caza furtiva y a la destrucción de su hábitat. La caza del Swamper es prohibida por la ley pero desafortunadamente todavía existe gente que caza el Swamper por tradición y por su carne. La destrucción de su hábitat en la actualidad y también en el futuro es y sera principalmente debido a la construcción de viviendas y hoteles. Destruyendo parcelas de bosque de mangle y convirtiendo la playa en un lugar no disponible para el Swamper. Animales domésticos como perros y gatos y el incremento del trafico vehicular en calles que han sido fragmentadas en su coneccion entre el ecosistema de mangle y la playa, constituyen un impacto adicional. El Swamper también enfrenta amenazas por parte de la naturaleza. Por ejemplo cuando huracanes atraviesan la isla como fue el caso con Huracan Mitch es muy probable que haya tenido una influencia en las poblaciones de Swamper como consecuencia de la destrucción parcial del ecosistema de mangle. Las iguanas de tierra firme enfrentan estas mismas amenazas con la diferencia de que no están restringidas a una pequeña zona como ocurre en islas, entonces los chances que tienen estas poblaciones de recuperarse ante estos desastres son mas altos. Otras especies de iguana que viven en Utila son la Iguana Verde (Iguana iguana) y el Jamo (Ctenosaura similis), este ultimo tiene algún parecido con el Swamper. Ambas especies no están amenazadas de extinción y también se pueden encontrar en tierra firme en Honduras y en otras partes de Centro América. La diferencia entre el Jamo y el Swamper es que el Jamo es de mayor tamaño y posee lineas muy visibles en todo su cuerpo, el swamper posee un saco gular y el Jamo no, el hábitat es diferente pues el Jamo vive en áreas abiertas, en el bosque, savanas y en áreas urbanas. Cuando mires una iguana en la calle o en tu jardín es probablemente un Jamo. Quieres saber mas acerca de iguanas? Visita el centro de visitantes de la Estación de Iguanas, donde podemos darte un tour en diferentes idiomas los Lunes, Miércoles y Viernes de 2-5PM. 8 Utila East Wind March 2006 Obesity on the rise By Utila East Wind Being overweight is becoming a big problem all over the world. Every time you flick through the TV channels there will be at least one show discussing the problem. According to the WHO (World Health Organization) there are 1 billion overweight adults worldwide of which at least 300 million are obese but it is not just a problem adults deal with. About 22 million children under five are estimated to be overweight worldwide. We can define overweight by using the body mass index (BMI). This is the weight in kilograms divided by the square of the height in meters (i.e. 76 kg/1.70 X 1.70=26.29). In imperial it is the weight in pounds divided by the by the square of the height in inches times 703. A BMI of 18.4 or less is defined as underweight, between 18.5 and 24.9 as normal, more 25-29.5 as overweight and more than 30 as obese. Keep in mind that you will have to take your body frame and built into account. The WHO states that obesity and being overweight are a big risk for chronic diseases such as type 2 diabetes, cardiovascular disease, hypertension and stroke, and certain forms of cancer. It says that the main causes for being overweight are increased consumption of energy-dense foods high in saturated fats and sugars and too little or no physical activity. What are saturated fats and unsaturated fats? Saturated fats are generally solid at room temperature and usually come from animals. You can find saturated fats in lard, butter, cheese, whole milk, margarine and products with these as an ingredient (cookies, pies, pastries etc). The white fat that can be found on red meat and under poultry skin is also unsaturated. This fat is better to avoid as a high intake of it has been linked to a higher risk of coronary heart disease. Unsaturated fats are generally liquid at room temperature and usually come from vegetables. These fats are healthier than saturated fats. They are found in vegetable oils such as sesame, sunflower and olive oil, some types of fish (salmon, sardines, mackerel etc) and soft margarine. According to health guidelines we shouldn’t consume more than 35 percent of what we eat in fats. This equals about 76 grams of fat for adult women and about 100 gram for adult men. Sugars can also have a negative effect on our health. Especially if consumed in large quantities. Sugars are carbohydrates and provide energy (calories). All carbohydrates, except fibers, are broken down into sugars during digestion. Many foods that also supply other nutrients already supply us with sugar, think of milk, fruits, bread, cereal, grains, etc. So we want to be careful with the extra amount of sugar we use every day. What can we change in out diets: - Instead of frying - try poaching, steaming, grilling and baking instead. - Swap whole milk for semi-skimmed or skimmed alternatives. - As a snack eat fresh fruit - Get rid of the fat around meat and poultry when preparing it - Use lean cuts of meat and low fat minces. - Replace lard, butter and margarine with vegetal oil Taking care of your body does not only have to do with what you eat. Exercise is also very important. Taking care of your body does not only have to do with what you eat. Exercise is also very important. Make time in every day to do some form of physical activity. Walking is a perfect form of physical activity and it is one that almost everyone can do. Swimming is another easy one especially on Utila as we are right on the ocean. Every little bit will help and combined with a healthier diet it will improve your health and you might loose some pounds by doing it. La obesidad y exceso de peso se estan poniendo un gran problema en todo el mundo. Cada vez que cambias de canales en la tele por lo menos uno de ellos esta discutiendo el problema. Según el WHO (World Health Organization) hay un mil millones de adultos que tienen exceso de peso en el mundo. No solo es un problema de adultos. Se estima que unos 22 mil niños de menos de 5 anos luchan con este problema. Para definir tener exceso de peso usamos el BMI (body mass index). Es el peso en kilos dividido por el cuadrado de la altura en metros. Por ejemplo, si alguien pesa 76 kilos dividimos esto por su altura 1.70 cuadrado (1.70 X 1.70 = 2.80) para llegar a un BMI 26.29. En imperial seria el peso en libras dividido por el cuadrado de la altura en pulgadas por 703. Un BMI de menos de 18.4 es definido como debajo de peso normal, entre 18.5 y 24.9 como normal, más de 25 como exceso de peso y más de 30 como obesidad. Según la WHO obesidad y exceso de peso son un gran riesgo para enfermedades crónicas como diabetes tipo 2, enfermedad cardiovascular, hipertensión y apoplejía, y algunos tipos de cáncer. Dice que la causa principal de tener demasiado peso es consumir mucha comida con una alta cantidad de grasa saturada, azúcar y poco o ninguna actividad física. Que son grasas saturadas y grasas no saturadas? Grasas saturadas normalmente quedan sólidos en temperatura ambiente y en general vienen de animales. Los podemos encontrar en manteca de cerdo, margarina, queso, mantequilla, leche entera y productos con estos como ingrediente (galletas, tartas, pasteles, etc.) La grasa blanco en carne rojo y debajo de la piel de aves también es saturada. Es mejor evitar consumir mucho de este tipo de grasa porque altas cantidades de esta grasa están enlazadas con un riesgo más alto de enfermedad coronario del corazón. Grasas no saturadas normalmente quedan líquidos en temperatura ambiente. Estas grasas son mas sanas que grasas saturadas. Las podemos encontrar en aceites vegetales como aceite sésamo, de aceitunas, girasol, en algunas tipos de pez (salmón, sardinas, caballa) y margarina blanda. Según indicaciones de salud no debemos consumir más de 35 % de lo que comemos en grasas. Esto son unos 76 gramos de grasa para mujeres y unos 100 gramos para hombres. Azucar también puede tener un efecto negativo en nuestra salud. Especialmente si lo consumidos en grandes cantidades. AzuOverweight and Obesity in Honduras age 15 years and older (Source WHO) 2002 Male Female BMI >25 >30 36% 5% 47% 13% 2005 Male Female 37% 49% 5% 14% 2010 (estimate) Male 40% Female 52% 6% 16% cares son carbohidratos y proveen energía (calorías). Todos los carbohidratos, excepto fibras, son desglosados en azucares durante la digestión. Muchas comidas que también proveen otros nutrientes también nos provean con azúcar. Por ejemplo leche, fruta, pan, cereales, etc. Así que tenemos que tener cuidado con la cantidad de azúcar que comemos cada día. Que podemos hacer para cambiar nuestra dieta: - En vez de freír intenta caza furtiva, hornear, hervir, asar a la parilla y cociendo al horno. - Cambia la leche entera con leche descremada o desnatada. - Toma frutas como un snack. - Quita la grasa alrededor de carne y aves antes de prepararlo. - Usa carne magro y carne picada con poco grasa - Usa aceite vegetal en vez de manteca de cerdo, mantequilla y margarina. No solo puedes cuidarte de tu cuerpo con lo que comes pero también con ejercicio físico. Cada día debes hacer tiempo para hacer algún tipo de ejercicio físico. Caminar es una manera perfecta de actividad física y es algo que casi todo el mundo puede hacer. Natación también es fácil especialmente aquí en Utila como estamos al lado del mar. Todo ayuda y en combinación con una dieta más sana mejora su salud y quizás también bajaras en peso. Armed Forces Originally printed in Times Picayune, Louisiana newspaper Jerry T. Cooper 1st Lt. Jerry T. Cooper, an Army platoon leader with the 25th In- fantry Division headquartered in Schofield Barracks, Hawaii, has returned home safely following a 13-month tour with the 2nd brigade of the 25th Infantry in the Kirkuk area of Iraq. During Cooper’s 15 years of service with the Army, he spent six years in Special Forces (Green Beret) stationed at Fort Bragg, N.C. He graduated from Officer Candidate School in June 2002. He is scheduled to attend the advanced course later this year to become captain. Cooper is stationed in Hawaii where he lives with his wife Anita and their daughters Megan and Holly Kai. Cooper is a 1990 graduate of Buras High School. He earned his bachelor’s degree in business from Liberty University in Lynchburg, Va. Cooper’s brother is Sgt. 1st Class Robert A. Cooper a platoon sergeant with the 1/156th Armor Battalion, who is currently serving in Baghdad, Iraq. Robert Cooper arrived in Iraq in October, with his army unit, which is headquartered in Schreveport. He is due to return home in October. Robert Cooper is also a graduate of Buras High School. Robert and Jerry Cooper are the sons of Jerry and Doris Cooper of Utila, Honduras. Primer teniente Jerry T. Cooper, un líder del ejercito, sección infantería, división 25 en el cuartel general en Schofield Barracas, Hawai, ha regresado a su casa después de un giro con la segunda brigada de la infantería 25 en la región Kirkuk en Irak. Durante los 15 anos del servicio de Cooper con el ejercito, hizo seis anos en fuerzas especiales (Green Beret) estacionado en Fort Bragg, N.C. Se licenció de Officer Candiate School en Junio de 2002. Esta programado para hacer un curso avanzado este ano para hacerse Capitán. Cooper esta estacionado en Hawai, donde vive con su mujer Anita y sus hijas Megan y Holly Kai. Cooper es un licenciado de 1999 del Buras High School. Se gano una licencia en negocios de Liberty University en Lynchburg, VA. El hermano de Cooper, Robert A. Cooper, es sargento primera clase. Un sargento en la sección de 1/156 del batallon. En este momento se encuentra en Bagdad, Irak. Robert Cooper llego a Irak en Octubre con su departamento de ejército con el cuartel general en Schreveport. Regresara a casa en Octubre de este ano. Robert Cooper también se gano una licen- cia en Buras High School. Robert y Jerry Cooper son hijos de Jerry y Doris Cooper de Utila, Honduras. Robert A. Cooper Utila East Wind BLUE PAGES March 2006 Spermwhale sighting on Utila By Tonia Woods I’ve lived on this island all of my life. I’m 53 years old, and I have always had the desire to “SEE” a whale shark. So on the 2nd of February I was invited by Mikey and Michele to join them on a whale “hunt” safari. As I boarded Captain Danito Jackson’s speedboat that morning, I had no way of knowing what an adventure was in store for us. The day started off slow. It seemed that our boat was being slapped about by the waves. By the time we got to the East end of the island, I must admit that I was feeling a little seasick. We steamed around for almost 2 hours, and whenever any one of us would remark about not seeing a whale shark, Mikey would say “patience, it is not His hour yet” so we knew we had to keep looking.Every now and then we would see a few tunas flipping. But then suddenly, Captain Danito said “I think I see a whale in the distance.” We could see water spraying up in the air and instantly the boat was in full gear headed toward the whale. The burst of excitement immediately cured my queasy stomach. As we approached her, the sight of the enormous whale was simply breathtaking. It literally left us speechless. To see a 40 foot sperm whale floating in the open ocean was awesome. Then all of the sudden someone shouted “Look! Look over there!” and there was another sperm whale, and another and another. Our first encounter with the sperm whales lasted over an hour. The more of these amazing whales we saw, the more our emotions grew! Not to be greedy, but we had set out to find whale sharks, not whales. And find them we did. After we had encountered over a dozen sperm whales we spotted a “boil” of small tunas called bonita churning the sea in the distance. Captain Danito said confidently “Be ready, we are going to find a whale shark here.” Seconds later a long gray shadow appeared among the large school of bonita thrashing on the surface. Then its dorsal fin and wide head pierced the surface close enough that we could clearly see them. Suddenly, there I was entering the sea and swimming toward the world’s biggest PADI DISTINCTIVE SPECIALTY COURSE BECOME A PADI CERTIFIED WHALE SHARK DIVER AND WHALESHARK SAFARIS call MIKEY at CORAL VIEW DIVE CENTER 349-4133 or [email protected] fish (which also happened to be a shark)! Although each of the whale sharks I saw that day appeared like giants to me, Danito and Mikey assured me that these were young sharks that were likely to be “shy” around snorkelers. Before another migrating sperm whale caught our attention, we were treated to three more wonderful in-water experiences with the graceful tiburon ballena (whale shark). What an amazing thrill! Later, we were fortunate enough to observe (photograph and make a video of) another mother whale and her calf. At one point while we were near Pumpkin Hill, two very large adult whales approached from some distance away and came alongside the mother and calf. As the four whales remained on the surface spouting spray high into the air, the calf was securely protected between its tremendous bodyguards. While we observed them from a distance, we could actually hear the whales exhale. The sound of those massive animals breathing was truly amazing. What happened then was, I suppose, the highlight of the day for me. During our next encounter, I had the opportunity to actually swim with a large adult whale that was swimming slowly on the surface. At first I was hesitant to go into the sea with the whale. But then I said to myself, “This is the chance of a lifetime.” So I quickly put on my mask and snorkel and slid into the water. On the same morning I was fortunate enough to swim with the magnificent whales three different times! The pure excitement of seeing so many whales was overwhelming. By the time our count grew to 25, we were grinning from ear to ear. This day I will never forget. I thank God (and Mikey and Michele) for giving me the privilege to not only “see” whales, but to enter the sea and snorkel along with them. On our way home, all I could think of was telling my husband, C.J., and my Granddaughter, Tamir, about my day of adventure swimming with the great whales that visited Utila. The sperm whale (Physeter macrocephalus) is the largest toothed whale. This enormous marine mammal has been portrayed frequently in art and literature as a symbol of the great whales, and is best known as the leviathan Moby Dick in Melville’s novel. Sperm whales are among the deepest diving cetaceans and are found in all oceans of the world. The head of the sperm whale is blunt and squared off, and has a small, underslung jaw. The head of the sperm whale is disproportionately large and makes up to 1/3 of the total body length. It houses a large reservoir containing spermaceti, a clear liquid oil long prized by whalers. The sperm whale also has the largest brain (appr 22 lbs/10 kilos) among all mammals. The single blow hole is located forward on the left side of its head, and the “blow”, is projected forward. Its main source of food is medium-sized deepwater squid, but it also feeds on fish, skate, and octopus. A sperm whale consumes about one ton (907 kg) of food a day. The lower jaw contains up to 60 large teeth each measuring from 5 to 8 inches in length. The upper jaw contains a series of sockets into which the lower teeth fit. Sperm whales have been known to remain submerged for over an hour before returning to the surface to spout (breathe). See American Cetacean Society fact sheet: http://www.acsonline.org/factpack/spermwhl.htm Johnny’s Purified Water Utila Bay Islands Honduras Tel: 425 3304 Water in all sizes Ice also available Call for delivery March 2006 Utila East Wind Blue Pages more. Add the fact that this dive site provides regular Seahorse sightings and you have a whole spectrum of critters from macro to wide angle. Being close to Utila town both dive sites are also popular spots for night dives and really are a nighttime treat. The variety of corals here give a colorful backdrop to lots of invertebrates such as coral shrimp, Banded claw shrimp, Cryptic Teardrop Crabs and Lobsters. One of the most exciting finds at nighttime and a fairly common one is of the Caribbean Reef Octopus. Roaming at night it moves across coral heads and envelops them with its tentacles. It feels around for any unfortunate fish, crab or shrimp trapped below, which he will then eat. For the diver who doesn’t interrupt too much with their lights the Octopus will change color and texture putting on one of nature’s most amazing displays. Whichever site you visit or whatever direction you dive in try to surface by your boat as traffic here can be quite heavy. Enjoy your dives. We use soap to wash off the smell of fish and fish is used to make soap. Seawater is about 800 times more dense than air. a fixed mass of a gas is inversely proportional to the pressure. Gas volumes expand when the pressure decreases and contract when pressure increases. Simply said this means that when you increase the pressure on a gas (descending to depth) the volume will decrease requiring gas to be added to the container for it to remain at its normal size. Then when you decrease the pressure (ascend to the surface) the volume of gas will expand in the container even rupturing it if not vented. This is important to divers because when underwater the air spaces will be under a lot of pressure (think of the lungs, sinuses and also air spaces in equipment such as your BCD). Therefor, you need to understand what happens to the air in these spaces. In 1690 Edmund Halley patented a diving bell which would allow the divers to stay under for extended periods of time as the air could be refilled. The bell is connected to weighted barrels of air by a pipe which allows the bell to be refilled by bringing the barrels of air down to be emptied into the bell. The warm stale air could be removed from the bell through a vent at the top of the bell. In the beginning of the next century (1715) John Lethbridge took it one step further and invented a “diving dress”. It was basically a big oak barrel with a glass porthole in the metal spherical helmet and flexible leather sleeves. With this ‘dress’ he was able to work at depths of 60 feet for a maximum time of 34 minutes. Even though this was an improvement it would still not allow replenishment of air. About three years later John Smeaton, a British engineer, improved the diving bell by incorporating a hand-operated pump. The pump was connected to the bell by a hose and was used to supply fresh compressed air to the diver. It also had a non-return valve in order to keep the air from going back up through the hose. Next month we will check out how diving developed in the 1900’s. Creature of the month Squid by Adam Laverty Class: Cephalopoda Family: Loliginidae Genus: Sepioteuthis Species: Sepioteuthis sepioidea Sepioteuthis sepioidea lives in the ocean waters of Florida and Bermuda through the West Indian islands and from Venezuela to Cozumel along the Caribbean shores of Central America and the northeast of South America. They live in waters that are relatively clear and shallow to approximately 100 meters deep. The habitat of reef squids changes according to the squid’s stage of life and size. Nonbreeding adult squids venture to depths of 100m and prefer open waters at night opposed to their shoreline home of their days. Breeding and courting adults spend their days upon coral reefs at depths of about 1.5 - 8ms which is where we see them on Utila. Here on Utila Carribean Reef Squids can be seen at our dive site of the month, Silvergardens, as well as Jack O’neal beach and Big Rock to name but a few. Squid are voracious eaters typically consuming 30-60% of their body weight daily. Prey is caught using the club-like end of the long tentacles, which are then pulled towards the mouth supported by the shorter arms. Like other cephalopods, they have a strong beak used to cut the prey into parts so that the raspy tongue, or radula, can be used to further process the food. They consume small fish, other molluscs, and crustaceans. The mating rituals of squid are ambiguous and complex. Like other cephalopods, Caribbean Reef squid, are semelparous; that is, they die after reproducing. Females lay their eggs then die immediately after. The males, however, can fertilize many females in a short period of time before they die. Females lay the eggs in well-protected areas scattered around the reefs. After competing with 2-5 other males, the largest male approaches the female and gently strokes her with his tentacles. At first she may indicate her alarm by flashing a distinct pattern, but the male soon calms her by blowing water at her and jetting gently away. He returns repeatedly until the female accepts him, however the pair may continue this dance or courting for up to an hour. The male then attaches a sticky packet of sperm to the female’s body. Alton’s DMSarp Tortum DM Daran Wilson DM Klemens Hartl DM Daniel Snellgrove BICD OWSI Justin Manauthon BICD DM Daniel Aldelberger Yanka Pelletier Kat Armstrong Underwater vision DM Karin karlsson DM J orlando DM Dan Stephens Captain Morgans DM Nadhia Said Mohammed DM Scott Burcham -The one still swimming in the sea - The Artic Ocean -30 Gallons in the direction of Black Coral wall. At one point it is pretty pronounced and reaches 100feet/30m and covered with a variety of Gorgonians and Black Coral from where it gets its name. Along the wall is a second canyon that sweeps into the shelf and then returns back to the wall. This canyon is usually home to Lobsters, a variety of crustaceans as well as Golden Morays. Arriving at Black Coral Wall there are small sand channels leading up to the shelf at 20feet/6m. The area on the shelf is popular for teaching, as there are large sand patches with depths ranging between 1220feet/4-6m, which are easily accessible from either mooring. The shelf itself is well worth a full dive and never fails to provide a variety of unusual reef creatures. It’s very possible to see large amounts of Caribbean Reef Squid, Hawksbill Turtles, Flounders, Barracudas along with schools of Bermuda Chubb. Being close to the Lagoon you can see large Tarpon swimming along the reef here growing to a length of 6feet/2m or By Utila East Wind You must have tried it when you were a kid. Swimming down to the bottom of a pool whilst holding your breath. Nowadays we call this skin diving or free diving and this is actually the oldest form of diving, which has been practiced for centuries. Some evidence of this comes from undersea artifacts found by scientists and the appearance of divers in ancient drawings. One of the most famous stories of breath-hold diving from the early days is the one of Scyllis dating from about 500 BC. The Greek historian Herodotus told this story. Scyllis, a Greek sailor, used to cut the mooring lines of Persian ships until one day he was taken prisoner aboard Persian King Xerxes ship. When he found out that the King was planning an attack on a Greek flotilla, he grabbed a knife and jumped overboard. The Persians could not find him and thought he had drowned. Scyllis was actually underwater with a reed, which he used for breathing, cutting all the ships in Xerxes’s fleet loose from the moorings and thus saving the day. The technique that Scyllis used was limited to about two feet of water due to the pressure exerted on the reed, which makes it impossible to breath through it. From there on people started experimenting with more sophisticated materials and around 1530 the diving bell was invented. This was basically a bucket that trapped air when inverted and allowed people to stay underwater for longer periods of time. Breathhold divers could use this “underwater air cave” as a base until the air became too stale and they had to return to the surface and fresh air. In 1535 Guglielmo de Lorena created and used what is considered to be the first modern diving bell. It is believed that the first applications were for commercial sponge fishing. In 1650 Otto Von Guericke expanded on the diving bell idea and designed the first working air pump. Robert Boyle used this air pump to do research on compression and decompression of air, which resulted in Boyle’s law. This law states that that if the temperature remains constant, the volume of -An edible sea snail Black Coral Wall & Silver Gardens by Matt Awty This months dive site is actually a combination of Black Coral Wall and Silver Gardens. They are the closest dive sites to the town on the south side of the island and are also close to the lagoon entrance at Blue Bayou. Both sites have a shallow mooring in 20feet/ 6m of water on top of the coral shelf that extends back to the shore some hundred plus feet away. This shelf is broken up by canyons and sand patches and is also covered in soft corals, sea fans, pillar coral and even boasts some great Elkhorn coral growths. Silver gardens is the dive site immediately after Laguna beach, the first mooring on the south side. Its mooring is right on a canyon that boasts several pronounced overhangs providing ample hiding places for a variety of unusual creatures. It’s not too difficult to find Green Morays lurking in the channel along with resident Large Eyed Toadfish and occasionally Nurse Sharks have been found resting there. Swimming south out of the canyon and turning west towards the Cayes takes you along a wall UTILAS NEW DIVE PROFESSIONALS History of Diving Part 1 Dive Site of the month Booking for national and international flights Open: Mon/Sat 8-12am, 2-5.30pm Tel: 425-3161/3166, US # 786-623-4167 [email protected] - What kind of fish do vegaterians like most? - What ocean is the smallest and shallowest on Earth? - How much water does an average person use to take a shower? - What is a winkle? New divemaps of Utila to take home and a possible reference for friends interested in visiting Utila in the future. Stingray Point You’re chatting in the bar with your mate and you tell him that you went diving at The Maze this morning. He asks you: “Did you see the cavern?” and you answer: “Oh, I didn’t know there was one.” Or an instructor, new to Utila, is briefing the class and says: “For the deep dive we are going to kneel down at 100 ft and then compare depth gauges.” At the end of the dive the students ask: “But how come we only went to 70 ft?” Utila attracts a lot of travelers especially because of its underwater secrets. Some visitors stay for a short period and have their first experience with diving while others are here for a much longer stretch hoping to become Dive masters, Instructors or follow particular interests like u/w photography, video or technical diving. Up until now you couldn’t find a good book of dive site maps on the island. You could find some maps here and there but not a good collection. Rosa A. Doncel and Ignacio Gonzalez decided to take this task upon them and made a guide to describe 25 of the most interesting dive sites on the island in a simple and clear way. The book provides a good base for planning every dive, making it safer and therefore more enjoyable. The guide is useful for professional divers but also for recreational, technical and free divers. You will find that the dive sites in the guide are quite realistic, detailed and graphic. Ignacio took the time together with Rosa A. Doncel to take aerial and underwater photos of each dive site and then they carefully enhanced the pictures on the computer. Each site in the guide has been accurately marked by a GPS and includes its buoy location. It also contains the site’s depths, recommendations such as if the site is suitable for night dives or photo opportunities, highlights interesting points and reminds divers of security measures like maximum depth for the drop tank etc. The guide will cost 20 US and will be available in March. Igancio and Rosa hope that it will not only be a useful tool for better diving but also a good memory Platicando en el bar le comentas a alguien que buceaste en “The maze” por la mañana. Te preguntan: Viste la cueva? Y tu: “No sabia que hay una cueva. El instructor (nuevo en Utila) va dando su briefing sobre el buceo profundo que van a realizar: “A 100 ft vamos a comparar profundimetros.” Al salir, los alumnos le preguntan: por que solo bajamos hasta 70 ft? Utila es un lugar muy especial que atrae una gran cantidad de viajeros a visitar sus arrecifes. Algunos pasan unos días haciendo cursos de principiante o solo buceo recreativo. Otros se quedan por más tiempo para hacer cursos como el DM, convertirse en Instructor o seguir algún interés personal como la fotografía submarina, video o el buceo técnico. Hasta ahora era difícil encontrar una guía que reuniera la mayoría de los sitios de buceo en la isla. Se podían encontrar mapas, pero no una colección ordenada de ellos. Rosa A. Doncel e Ignacio González decidieron hacer una guía con 25 de los sitos más interesantes de la isla de una manera simple y clara. El libro provee información que será útil para planear cada buceo haciéndolo mas seguro y por lo tanto mas divertido. La guía será útil tanto a buceadores profesionales, técnicos como recreativos. Encontraras que los mapas en la guía son bastante realistas y detallados. Rosa e Ignacio hicieron fotografía aérea y subacuatica de cada sitio. Después por medio de computadora desarrollaron las graficas. Cada sitio en la guía contiene fotos e información sobre su localización en GPS, profundidades, vida marina y recomendaciones, por ejemplo: si el sitio es apto para buceo nocturno o fotografía. Señala los puntos más interesantes del lugar y contiene información importante acerca de la profundidad máxima para el ‘drop tank’ de manera que no se dañe el arrecife etc. La guía tendrá un costo de 20 US y podrá adquirirse a partir de Marzo. Rosa e Ignacio esperan que no solo sea una herramienta para mejorar la experiencia del buceo, sino también un buen recuerdo para llevar a casa y tal vez usarla como referencia para amigos que estén interesados en visitar Utila en el futuro. BECOME AN INSTRUCTOR IDC/MSDT every month. Maximum 8 candidates Contact Phil at Deep Blue Divers Email: [email protected] www.idcutila.com REGISTERED NURSES ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CHALLENGE? DO YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE A NEW LIFE? WORKING IN THE USA COULD BE JUST WHAT YOU NEED! Contracts throughout the USA. Benefits include: GREEN CARD SPONSORSHIP, Comprehensive study program for NCLEX exam, free flights, Full support prior to and during your contract. O’Grady Peyton has over 22 years experience helping nurses immigrate to the USA, Let us put our experience to work for you today! For immediate consideration please contact: [email protected] Or call (954)-377-6541 13 Utila East Wind March 2006 1 2 3 4 5 6 HEALTH Centro de Salud A D 425-3277 A4 425-3378 425-3154 425-3137 C3 C4 C3 Opening Hours Tel. no. Map BGA Mon-Fri 8.30-3.30pm Sat till 11.30 425-3117 C4 Banco Altantida Mon-Fri 8.30-3.30pm Sat till 11.30 425-3374 C4 SHOPS Opening Hours Tel. no. Map Bush Mon-Sat 6.30am-6pm Sat till 12p 425-3147 D5 Hendersons Meat Mart Rose Samantha Sea-eye Store Mon-Sat 7am-12pm, 2pm-6pm Mon-Sat 7am-12pm, 2pm-6pm Mon-Sat 7am-12pm, 2pm-8pm 9am-12pm, 3.30pm-6.30pm Mon-Sun 6am-12pm, 2pm-6pm 425-3148 C4 C4 C3 C3 C4 RENTAL E 425-3285 C4 425-3245 425-3307 374-3791 425-3394 374-3791 B3 C2 E5 B4 E5 Opening hours Tel. no. Map Fringe Salon M/T/T 9am-6pm, F/S 12am-8pm 425-3745 C3 Johnny’s Water Funky Town 7am-7pm Library M/T/T/F/S 10 am-5pm Mon-Fri 8am-4pm, Sat till 12pm 425-3304 C3 E5 B4 25 $20 - $30 Breakfast, Internet, bike included 425-3916 C1 11 7 7 8 $16 - $22 $5 $10 $25 - $35 Private bath, fan, hot water, fridge Shared bath, fan Shared bath, fan, kitchen Pool, hot water, a/c or fan 425-3114 425-3141 425-3007 425-3329 C2 B5 OTHER Coopers Inn Freddy’s Place 16 8 L120-150 $16 - $35 Kitchen, resturant, fans, shared bath. Ocean front, kitchen, hot water, AC or fan 425-3184 425-3142 D5 Point Hollands Inn 6 $12 - $30 Private bath, fan, a/c. 425-3206 C4 Hotel Bavaria Hotel Utila Jade Seahorse 6 20 6 $10 - $13 $14 - $51 $72 Fan, private bath Hot water, a/c, fan, private bath Private bath, hot water, fan, a/c 425-3809 425-3340 425-3270 D4 C3 B5 Loma Vista 10 $4 - $6 Shared bath, fan, kitchen 425-3243 B5 Mango Inn 26 $75 Pool, private bath, a/c, fan, tv, fridge 425-3305 B5 Margaritaville 21 $30 - $50 Ocean view, AC, private bath, restaurant 425-3366 D1 Relax Inn 4 $35 Sea front, AC, priv bath, hot water 425-3879 D5 Rose’s Inn Rubi’s Inn 11 12 $8 - $12 $20 - $30 Shared / Private bath, fan, hot water Fan, a/c, private bath, hot water, fridge 425-3283 425-3240 A3 D5 Tropical Hotel 17 $5 Fan, shared bath and kitchen 425-3568 Point Tropical Sunset 25 $25 -125 Bar, Free use of Bando beach 425-3190 Point Trudy’s 28 $3 - $6pp Fan, shared bath 425-3103 E5 Trudy Suites 7 $45 - $50 A/C, hot water, tv, fridge 425-3103 E5 BARS Bando Beach Bar in the Bush Casino Champa Coco Loco Cola de Mico Las Delicias Seabreakers Skidrow Tranquila 9am-5.30pm Wed & Fri 9pm-late 8am-12pm Tue, Fri & Sun till late 4-12am, F/S till 2.30 9am-10pm 3pm-12am 12am-12pm 3pm-12pm 7pm-12pm Tel. no. Map B2 World Wide Travel Internet Mon-Sat 8am-9pm D5 Hideout JC’s 8am-8pm Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 10am-6pm Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-8pm Sun,Thur 9am-10pm, Fri till 5pm Sun-Thur 8.30am-9pm, Fri 8.30am-4pm E5 C4 C4 D5 B5 Mango Tree Mermaids Triple H TAXI Hank’s Taxi 425- 3180/397-1678 Paisano Taxi 425-3311 Stephanie 425-3987/384-3650 Zanzibar taxi 425-3887 FERRY Tel. 435 3390 Utila – La Ceiba 6:20am (everyday), 2pm (Fri, Sat & Mon) La Ceiba – Utila 9:30am (Fri, Sat & Mon), 4pm (everyday) Tel. no. Map 425-3190 Point Night Club Night Club Beach Bar, Chepes Dock Bar 425-3114 A4 C4 D1 C4 WATER TAXIS Ramon’s services 425 3307 VHF 69 Captain Jake Call @ house on the point Captain Rennie Bodden 425 3114 Captain Ford 425 3104 Captain Hal Next to Big Mammas B5 C4 D5 C1 CHURCH SERVICES Utila Catholic Church 7pm Thu, Sat & Sun-7pm Jue, Sab y Dom 9am Sunday School-9am Dom clases para ninos. C4 Mizpath Methodist Church 425 3205 Sun 10:30am Preaching, Sun 2:30pm Sunday School Sun 6:30pm Preaching, Mon 6.30pm Christian Endeavour, Wed 7pm Bible study, Fri 7pm Prayer meeting 425-3361 Dock Bar Cocktail Bar 425-3270 If your information is not on this page and you would like it to be contact us and we will see what we can do. If any of your information on this page is incorrect or missing let us know and we will change it. Utila East Wind 355-4463 or [email protected] B5 Map Cay Caulker Details Pool Hall and Bar Bar and Snacks Dock bar Bar 425-3395 Opening hours Beach Bar. Serves snacks Opening Hours 3-12am F/S till 2.30 Treetanic Bar Facilities Map 4-wheelers & Golf carts Kayaks and 4-wheelers Golf Carts Videos Mon-Sat 11.30am-6pm Golf Carts Bay View Hotel Blueberry Hill Bolan’s Inn Collibiri Price range Tel. no. Bicycles Annie Marelli Rooms Rental type 425-3283 425-3110 DC’s Bike Rental Lance Bodden Ramons Services Ritas rental Reef Cinema Ritas Rentals HOTELS Map temporarily closed BANKS C Tel. no. Mon-Sat 8.30am-3.30 pm 8am-8pm Mon-fri 8am-12pm Chamber Medical Store Comm. Clinic B Opening Hours 7th Day Adventist Church Sun Evangelistic service 7pm, Wed prayer meeting 7pm, Fri youth meeting 7pm,Sat Sabbath school 8:45am, Sat devine service 11am Utila Church of God 425 3151 Sun school 9am, Sun worship 10am, Sun evening service 7pm, Mon lady service 7pm, Tue youth service 7pm, Thu 7pm, Friday Youth Service 7pm MEDIA HQTV Channel 31 Tel. 425 3357 Local cable channel, 7pm - 8pm Mon - Thu: Utila daily news. Sundays: Sports and events Religious programming at all other times Channel 17 Local messages and information Magic 107.1FM Roatan Bruce Show 11 - 1pm Mon - Fri SCHOOLS Escuela Republica de Honduras 425 3399 Methodist School 425 3272 Adventist School 425 3129 TELEPHONE LIST BICA Fire Station Hondutel Immigration Morgans 425 3161 Municipality Police Port Captain Post Office Tourist Info Tropico Internet UPCO Utila Express 425 3260 382 4815 425 3101 425 3365 425 3255 425 3145 425 3116 425 3167 425 3255 440 3136 425 3193 425 3283 14 Utila East Wind March 2006 Tech Talk By Chris Howard In celebration of starting school back up, it’s time for a test! What is the Internet? a) The largest Network in the World b) The source of free phone calls c) The slowest form of communication ever d) All of the above If you picked d), you are mostly right (2 out of 3?). The Internet is the largest network in the world. How big? Oddly, it’s so big, no one knows! The best guess is there is a collection of approximately 60,000 independent, inter-connected networks that use the same standard of talking to each other and have been for over 20 years. These include commercial (.com or .co), university (.ac or .edu) and other research networks (.org, .net), military (.mil) or Government (.gov), and Country specific (.hn) networks. It’s a global network connecting millions of computers. More than 100 countries are linked into exchanges of data, news and opinions. It carries various information and services, such as electronic mail, online chat, file transfer, and the interlinked Web pages and other documents of the World Wide Web (hence the “www” in front of most names). The Internet is the collection of interconnected computer networks while the Web is a collection of those interconnected documents and links. Internet protocols The Internet standard (protocol) was deliberately designed to be independent of the underlying physical medium. In other words, the standard was defined knowing that DOS, Windows, Unix, Apple, and any other operating system you can think of, would have to work together. Any communications network, wired or wireless, that can carry two-way digital data, can carry Internet traffic. While you may not know all of these, you’ve no doubt heard of some of the protocols in the suite: IP, TCP, UDP, DNS, PPP, SLIP, ICMP, POP3, IMAP, SMTP, HTTP, HTTPS, SSH, Telnet, FTP, LDAP, SSL, and TLS. Of these, e-mail (SMTP/POP3) and the World Wide Web (HTTP/HTTPS) are clearly the most used, and many other services are built upon them such as transferring files (FTP). Streaming media and VoIP Many existing radio and television broadcasters have provided Internet ‘feeds’ of their live audio and video streams (for example, the BBC). They have been joined by a range of pure Internet ‘broadcasters’ who never had on-air licenses. This means that an Internet-connected device can be used to access on-line media in much the same way as was previously possible only with a TV or radio. The range of material is much wider, from photo sharing to highly specialized technical web-casts. The simplest equipment can allow anybody to broadcast on a worldwide basis. Web-cams can be seen as an even lower-budget extension of this phenomenon. In this case the picture may update only slowly - perhaps once every few seconds or slower, but Internet users can watch animals around an African waterhole, ships in the Panama Canal or the traffic at a local roundabout live and in real time.. VoIP stands for Voice over IP, where IP refers to the Internet Protocol that underlies all Internet communication. In recent years many people and organizations have made VoIP systems as easy to use and as convenient as a normal telephone. The benefit is that, as the actual voice traffic is carried by the Internet, VoIP is free or costs much less than an actual telephone call, especially over long distances and especially for those with always-on (Cable or DSL) Internet connections anyway. AT THE MOVIES Movies this month: Walk the Line, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and Yours, Mine, & Ours are the featured films for the month. Also look for Pride & Prejudice, Jarhead, Just Friends, and Prime. Movies are shown nightly at 7:30pm with the exception of Friday (8pm) and Saturday (6:30pm and 8:30pm). Wednesday is classic night and Fridays are “Drive-in Theater” Check the movie board in front of the cinema for more information. Harry’s fourth summer and the following year at Hogwarts are marked by the Quidditch World Cup and the Triwizard Tournament, in which student representatives from three different wizarding schools compete in a series of increasingly challenging contests. However, Voldemort’s Death Eaters are gaining strength and even creating the Dark Mark giving evidence that the Dark Lord is ready to rise again. In the unsuspecting lives of the young wizard and witches at Hogwarts the competitors are selected by the goblet of fire, which this year makes a very surprising announcement: Hogwarts will have two representatives in the tournament, including Harry Potter! Will Harry be able to rise to the challenge for the Tri Wizard Tournament while keeping up with school or will the challenges along with Voldemort’s rebirth be too much for the young hero? Faster than a speeding bullet? Yes and it definitely goes farther but you may not think so. I’m sure you all share the frustration of sitting around and waiting for a page to finish loading. One thing to ask yourself is, ‘where is the information coming from?’ For example, Hotmail and Yahoo are West Coast of the United States based services. To get from here to there, the signal either goes via a satellite (some 22,000 miles up and the same down), a series of cables (wire, fiber optics), radio signals, or some combination of all to get there. One can easily trace the route of a connection to find where and how long it takes at each server along the way. From here in Utila to Hotmail in Redmond, WA can take almost 3 seconds (1 second here, 1.8 seconds once it leaves the island) and travels via Miami and Atlanta before getting to Washington. So, let’s answer the question: The fastest bullet travels at 1220 meters per second. The Internet time above is closer to 3000 miles per second! Now you’re saying that you’ve waited much longer than 3 seconds before! Yes, those times are for a very small amount of information and that brings us to the next factor in speed – what are you sending or receiving? Pictures take a long time because they are generally a large amount of information. And you may not be sending pictures, but think of all those ads that show on the side of Yahoo, Hotmail, and all the other ‘free’ email server providers. They have to be downloaded to the computer you’re sitting at so they can be displayed (whether you want to see them or not). Of interest, voice data is not much information at all (when compressed) and travels quite fast. The last factor for speed is how busy any part of the network is. If everyone is on at the same time, things will slow down. The amount of information that any given ISP (Internet Service Provider) can handle is called bandwidth or pipe and is limited. Think of it as a piece of drainpipe. Now start putting water through the pipe. Add a Utilian rainstorm and the pipe simply can’t keep up. What happens? The water backs up and waits its turn to get through the pipe. The exact same thing happens with the Internet – the more people (water) the longer it takes to get through. While this may not make you feel any better, perhaps you can appreciate all that’s going on while you’re sitting there waiting for the ultimate email that’s going to change your life ;-) Next Month, Viruses, Spyware, and Worms Oh My! Dennis Quaid and Rene Russo, the sexiest adults in Hollywood, anchor Yours, Mine and Ours, an enjoyably traditional family film. Frank Beardsley (Quaid, In Good Company, The Rookie), a Coast Guard admiral, runs his brood of eight kids like a military squad; Helen North (Russo, Tin Cup, Get Shorty), a designer, keeps her multicultural family of ten together with a more free and creative hand. The two run into each other and rekindle their high school romance, getting married before the kids even have a chance to meet. The two families naturally experience a bit of culture clash. After squabbles, disputes, and outright fights, the kids agree on one thing: They have to split up Frank and Helen so they can return to their old lives. This straightf o r w a r d movie cruises by on energy and enthusiasm and that’s enough for a good time. 15 Utila East Wind March 2006 Thinking Green By Jules Page Utila’s New Environmental Forums This year we are starting preparations for the International Clean Up Day early. As the event takes place on April 22nd we have enough time to brainstorm and start to focus on one of the most important points of the day, Education. As successful as the clean up has been in previous years, we would like to take it a step further. Last year local businesses and dive shops donated money, services, goods and/or time. The whole community came together, as both local and tourist sectors divided the island into clean up areas and helped out as best they could. However, things are looking a little different this year. The organizers of the previous years clean ups are finding themselves without time, which is a crucial aspect of running this sort of an island wide event. We have had a few names put forward by others but what we are looking for is people with time and enthusiasm to come forward and volunteer to help make this event even bigger and better. As we would like to focus on Education we need people with a teaching background to came forward and assist in setting up an appropriate curriculum and give presentations to teachers, students and church groups to raise awareness of how our actions impact our local environment. Each year we have raised important issues affecting our environment and often came up with good ideas to disarm these problems however these are often left as only ideas. What we would like to do is put together an environmental platform in which we can launch these ideas and make them happen. Brad, from the Bundu has been kind enough to open his doors to host these events. As an experienced eco warrior from Hawaii he will be happy to be an advisor. We are also looking to establish a round table with a seat available for each dive shop, each environmental group in Utila, specialists and the municipality. Others will be welcomed to form the taskforce committee such as a chair and secretary (these roles may be hard to fill as we think the best approach is to have person non dive shop affiliated). The environmental forums will be held at the Bundu every 1st and 3rd Thursday of the month at 7.00pm. Even if you aren’t here for the long term please do not let that stop you getting involved. There are so many different areas we need assistance with, fundraising, marketing, logistical arrangements, presentations and flyer posting! If you have any ideas please start discussing them with each other and bring them along to our new environmental forums. If you have any questions Jules, Simon and Andrina at Cross Creek Dive Center are happy to help. Succesful Beach Clean Up By Utila East Wind On the 9th of February a group of volunteers clean up the beach of the new airport. The clean up was organized independently by Lindsey York and Jessica Chan. “We wanted to participate in a beach clean-up during our stay. Even though a lot of them are organized every year we wanted to make sure we could help out so we decided to organize one ourselves,” said Jessica. As this was their first beach clean up organization they got together with Jules, Simon and Andrina from Cross Creek, who have organized many clean-ups on Utila, to get more information on how to organize one. The girls started putting up flyers around town, talked to people on the street, in bars and restaurants and several dive shops to let them know about it. A group of about 45 volunteers (divers and non-divers) gathered for the clean up. They decided to clean up the new airport beach as some of them were up there and said it looked quite bad with all the garbage that was washed upon the beach. Between 2pm and 5pm they cleaned a strip of about 200 meters and collected a total of 78 bags of garbage. 60 bags were filled with non-recyclable items such as shoes, plastics and cans. And the other 18 with recyclable plastic, which were taken to Utila Water Sports. All in all it was a successful clean up. Lindsey and Jessica have already gotten the next one scheduled. Big Bight Beach Clean-up When: March 2nd 2 - 4 pm Meeting Spot: Coco Locos Water and transportation provided After party at Coco Locos Drinks and eats! The girls would like to thank to following businesses for their support: Bushes Supermarket Johnny’s water Ferreteria Rose UDC Utila Watersports El 9 de Febrero un grupo de voluntarios limpiaron la playa del nuevo aeropuerto. La limpieza fue organizada independentemente por Lindsey York y Jessica Chan. “Queriamos participar en una limpieza durante nuestra estadia en Utila. Aunque muchas limpiezas son organizadas cada ano, nos queriamos asegurar que podiamos ayudar asi que decidimos organizar una nosotras mismas.,” dijo Jessica. Como era su primera organizacion de una limpieza se se reunieron con Jules, Simon y Andrina de Cross Creek como ellos ya han organizados muchas limpiezas en Ulita, para obtener mas informacion sobre la organizacion. Las chicas pusieron folletos en East Harbour, hablaron con personas en la calle, en bares y restaurantes y en tiendas de buceo para dejarles saber sobre la limpieza. Un grupo de 45 voluntarios (buceadores y no buceadores) se juntaron para la limpieza. Decidieron limpiar la playa del nuevo aeropuerto como algunos de ellos estuvieron alli y dijeron que habia mucha basura en la orilla de la playa. Entre las 2pm y las 5pm limpieron una area de unos 200 metros y recogieron un total de 78 bolsas llenas de basura. 60 bolsas fueron llenados con objetos no recyclables como zapatos, plasticos y latas. Y las otras 18 bolsas con plasticos recycbles y fueron llevados a Utila Water Sports. La limpieza fue un exito. Lindsey y Jessica organizaran la proxima limpieza para el 2 de Marzo. Limpieza de la playa Big Bight Cuando: 2 Marzo 2 - 4 pm Juntarse en: Coco Locos Agua y transportacion proveido Fiesta en Coco Locos Comida y bebidas! Las chicas quieren agradecer los proximos negocios para su apoyo: Bush Supermarket Johnny’s water Ferreteria Rose UDC Utila Watersports 16 Utila East Wind March 2006 Back to school health tips By Utila East Wind As your children will have to carry a lot of books to school make sure their backpacks are comfortable. Thick shoulder straps are preferable as thin straps might cut in and restrict circulation. A padded back will give protection against sharp items and book corners. The backpack should never weight more than 10 to 20 % of your child’s weight as more than that might be too heavy. Heavy loading of the spine may induce muscle skeletal problems in children and have a restrictive effect on the lungs. Also make sure that your child wears its backpack correctly. If it hangs on only one shoulder it might strain muscles and increases curvature of the spine. Use as many of the compartments as possible and pack heavy items in the center much sugar. TV Tips It is a good idea to have TV limits. One or two hours per day of TV is plenty. Hide the remote control in order to stop channel surfing as that encourages passive viewing. Your child might also end up watching shows intended for adults. Graphic language, violence and sexual content can have a bad effect on children. Make sure their viewing is appropriate. TV can also be a great learning tool and extend one’s awareness of the world. When it comes to watching movies, use the rating system to choose appropriate movies. Sleep During your sleep the body renews energy. Dreaming is also good for your psychological wellbeing. It is difficult to say how much sleep children need as it depends on the individual. If your child is active ands doesn’t sleep much it may not be a problem. Trying to change their pattern to what others say is ‘normal’ may cause problems. Use your common sense. If your child doesn’t sleep as much as you think they should but look rested and healthy, do not worry about it. However, if they look tired try bringing bedtime back bit by bit. Relevant websites: www.aap.org/advocacy/backpack www.feedmebetter.com www.netdoctor.co.uk section in the back. A bag on wheels is the best if your child HAS to carry a heavy load. Developing good homework and study habits Provide a quiet study area for your child where he or she can study and make sure to leave plenty of time for study and homework. To make it easier to concentrate you could make it a rule to not have the TV on during homework time. You can assist your child with his/her homework but do not do the homework for them. If your child has a lot of homework to do let them have 10-15 minute break every hour. If they face any difficulties in a certain subject and you are not able to help them out, go talk to their teacher, as they might be able to help or find a tutor. Eating at school If your child does not like the snacks that are offered at school give them some snacks that they do like to take with them, making sure they are healthy snacks such as fresh fruit and low fat dairy. Encourage the school to give healthy snacks to. As a drink provide them with water or fruit juices instead of frescos. One fresco contains about 10 teaspoons of sugar! Drinking just one fresco a day can increase a child’s risk of obesity by 60 %. Frescos that contain caffeine can also have a negative effect on concentration as can the intake of too CLASSIFIEDS Services Computer classes, flexible schedule, 3hrs/wk contact Sheryl @ Triple H internet. Ma-merr’s day care, open mon-fri 7am8pm 2mths - 3yrs old, behind deposito Pepsi. Come in and see us! Funky Town Library Open all week (except We & Sun) from 10am till 5pm. Located at Dave’s Restaurant. Mr. Fix it for all your scuba gear. Contact Guillermo @ UDC For Rent 2 Office spaces available in Brous- sard’s Plaza at the ferry dock. See Chris or call 4253262 Cell: 9251084 for more information. For Sale EFR participant manuals and used masks/snorkels for sale. Good prices, phone 355 4463 Yanmar 88 Hsp, 4 cylinder, 1994 diesel engine $4000. Contact Mr Donald Cooper, Utila Cayes. 425-3349 (Capt. Morgans) Silver EZGO gas powered Golf Cart, call 425 3184 Fujifilm S7000 digital camera, 12 megapixels, 1 gig memory card, usb cable $600. Call 4253854 Paint Ball Equipment all gear needed to play. See Brooks @ Tranquila. COLEMAN generator 3.5 KW Gas, rebuilt, runs Great! $230. Call Jan 3723343 or check with Chris @ Reef Cinema video store Computer case Blk Leather case for laptop size 11x13 ½, outside pocket, shoulder strap. Usednew $45, now $15. Call Jan 372-3343 Tatouage, transger designs Green leaf design, easy application. Freom HSN 5 sheets for $30 +++. My price 100 lps 1 sheet or 300 lps 4 sheets. Call Jan 372-3343 De regreso a clase Como tus niños tienen que llevar muchos libros a la escuela necesitan una mochila que es bien confortable. Tirantes gordos son preferibles porque tirantes delgados pueden cortar en los hombros y restringir la circulación. Una espalda acolchada les da protección contra objetos punzantes y libros. La mochila nunca debe pesar más que 10 a 20 por ciento del peso de su hijo. Mas que esto puede ser demasiado. Cargar el espinazo con demasiado peso puede resultar en problemas óseos músculos y tener un efecto restringido en los pulmones. También se debe asegurar que su hijo lleva su mochila de manera correcta. Si lo tiene puesto en un solo hombro puede restringir los músculos y aumentar la curvatura del espinazo. Use todos los compartimientos de la mochilla y pon objetos pesados en el centro de la mochila. Una bolsa con ruedas es la mejor opción si tu hijo TIENE que llevar una carga pesada. Establecer costumbres buenas para los deberes y los estudios Provee un área tranquila en la que tus niños pueden estudiar y asegurase que tienen suficiente tiempo para hacer sus deberes. Para hacerlo mas fácil para estudiar hazlo una regla que la tele no esta encendida cuando están estudiando. Puedes ayudar a tus hijos con los estudios pero no hagas los deberes para ellos. Si tienen muchos deberes deben tener Wanted Looking for house to rent. Longterm. Call Tara 425-3854 Furniture for house. Couches, kitchen tables, chairs, etc. See Andi @ Bundu or call 367-7376. Wooden chairs for Bundu Cafe. See Andi or call 3677376. Jobs Yoga teacher. Interested in spending time on Roatan? contact Susan at gaonroatan@yahoo. com or at marciaroatan @yahoo.com una pause de 10-15 minutos cada hora. Si tienen dificultades con algunos de los deberes y usted no les puede ayudar, habla con su maestra o pueden buscar un tutor. Comida en la escuela Si a tu niño no le gusta el tentempié que le ofrecen en la escuela dale algo que si le gusta para llevar a la escuela. Pero asegurase que es un tentempié saludable como fruta fresca y leche. Anima a la escuela que dan tentempié saludable a los niños. Para beber dales agua o jugo de fruta en vez de frescos. Cada fresco tiene unas 10 cucharadas de azúcar! Tomar solo un fresco cada día puede aumentar el riesgo de obesidad en niños con 60 por ciento. Frescos también contienen cafeína que también puede tener un efecto negativo en la concentración, por el exceso cantidad de azúcar que contienen. Consejos de tele Es bueno tener límites de tele. Uno o dos horas cada día es suficiente. Esconde el control remoto para parar el constante cambio de canales ya que esto anima que ven la tele en una forma pasiva. Y también puede ser que así su hijo podrá ver cosas que son para adultos. Lenguaje grafico, violencia y contente pueden tener un efecto negativo en niños. Asegurase que con lo que ven es apropiado. La tele también puede ser un gran herramienta de aprendizaje y extender el conocimiento sobre el mundo. Para elegir películas apropiadas use el índice de audiencia. Dormir Cuando uno se duerme el cuerpo renové energía. Sonar también es saludable para el sistema. Es difícil determinar cuanto sueno niños necesitan porque este depende del individual. Si su hijo es activo y no duerme mucho no significa que es un problema. Cambiar su modelo a lo que otros dicen que es “normal” puede causar problemas. Use su sentido común, si piensa que su hijo no duerme suficiente pero se ve descansado y sano, no se preocupe. Pero si se ve cansado intenta de ponerle en la cama antes. Birthdays Happy Birhtday Arnie. My love always Susie x Happy Birthday Dad “Your Zimmer frames on order!” Love you, Taz Happy Birthday Granpa Love Jake & Isabella Happy Birthday Arnie from Steve + “The lads” Happy Birthday Michel “Hope you like your present!, This is it!!” Love Michele Happy Birthday to myself! To submit a free classified email: utila eastwind@ gmail.com. New stock every month! 17 Utila East Wind March 2006 Backpacker of the month Name: Jessie Feddes Occupation: Farmer Nationality: Canadian has been enriched with my new skills! Communication = connection. In Canada I am a naturalist at heart. I live on a farm in the Niagara escarpment in the heart of Carolinian forest. It’s a family farm where we raise highland cattle, chickens, corn, wheat, raspberries, and an assortment of veggies along with 40 acres of sunflowers (ornamental). Last year I had my first season at on Ontario Park as an assistant Naturalist. Everyday I am surrounded by what I love. I have been blessed to be welcome into the lives of the people I meet each day. Enrich, explore, trust, and grow. ‘Treat each new person you meet as a friend.’ Besos a Miguel. What will you find when you connect all 20 dots? Can you fill in all the animals into the crossword? I am Miss Julie Feddes. The last name pronounced like lettuce. I have been warmly welcomed here with beer, chicken wings and sand flies. It appears they have a taste for Southern Ontarian sweet blood. Yes, I am from Canada! I have spent the past months travelling throughout Northeastern Central America, learning about different agricultural practices. I have been welcomed into homes and daily lives like a cherished family member. I have been overwhelmed with new experiences, from picking tangerines harvesting bananas, planting cabbage and collard greens and hauling river rock in Belize in the midst of the Maya Mountain, to the coffee and ponytail palm tree plantations in Southern Guatemala (coffee is sweet in the fruit form!). A family from Tela took me in a taught me how to make flour tortillas. Mine turned out square! The Garifuna folks introduced me to every coconut creation imaginable. The reasons I have made it to Utila are my personal tour guides Shauna & Chuck. I am enjoying the laid back life! Last year I studied Spanish and Reiki in Mexico. My life Wheely mania on the Point Devon, Tommy, Jake, Sharla, Jeff, Terrell, Greg, Bryan, Adam Every afternoon, on the point, you will find a group of Utila kids popping wheelies until they bend their front wheels or end up with blistered hands! Despite the risk of injury these fearless flyers are determined to beat reigning champions Juan Diego (aka Touka) 15 and 12-year old Adam. Utila East Wind By Blue Willow, cosmic overseas correspondent Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 You are a busy little bee and I don’t want to sound like I’m nagging but you need some time off. Put your feet up and let the others do the hard work for a while. You’ll be surprised how wonderful you feel after a break SUDOKU QUIZ Who was the only survivor of the Olympia tragedy in 1905? PUZZLES Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 The stars encourage some big thinking this month. Hold fast to dreams no matter how ridiculous they seem. Whether you dream of being a rock star or having a nicer garden than the next door neighbors. Go on, shoot for the stars! March 2006 ¿Quien fue el unico superviviente de la tragedia Olympia en 1905? Gemini May 21 - June 21 You are a bit of an agony aunt to your friends and normally you dish out great words of wisdom. This time though – keep your mouth shut! You might think your advice is good but it isn’t helping anyone. ¿Cristóbal Colon llamo una isla Caribeña por su hermano. Cual? Cancer June 22 - July 22 You are the life and soul of the party. What you really need though is to take it easy for a while and not be the party person that everyone knows and loves. Concentrate on more serious matters and don’t worry, the party will still be in full swing when you’re done. And it won’t be any fun without you anyway. What breed of dog is K-9 from the “Doctor Who” TV-series? Leo Who was the first woman in space? ¿Que tipo de perro es K-9 de la serie “Doctor Who”? July 23 - Aug 22 Plenty of excitement is in store for you over these next few weeks. Maybe you will rejuvenate your relationship or maybe you’ll meet the man/woman of your dreams. Either way, I wish I was you. Aug 23 - Sep 22 Get that head out of the sand. What are you? An ostrich?! Don’t just sit there and let the world pass you by. A decision needs to be made. Now make it. Why was Muhammed Ali’s banned and stripped of his titles from 1967 till 1970? Libra Sep 23 - Oct 22 Yes, you might have made a mistake. Don’t worry though. Nothing is irreversible and sometimes you have to make a mistake to find out what you really, really want. Muhammed Ali fue excluido del boxeo y sus títulos fueron quitados entre 1967 y 1970. ¿Porque? Scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21 You are feeling insecure. This is a time of transition for you. It may be a house or a relationship but you are moving on. People are like monkeys, they don’t like to let go of one branch until they’ve got a good grip on the next one. Don’t worry - you will find your next branch and if you don’t the ground will always be there to catch you if you fall. Eggs from a lobster are referred to as what? ¿Como se laman los huevos de una langosta? What is the only country to border both North Korea and Finland? Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21 Act as though you are walking across a frozen lake or a warrior on enemy ground. Each step needs careful consideration and planning. Don’t rush ahead. Give each decision your full attention. Rome wasn’t built in a day you know. Dec 22 - Jan 19 Stop daydreaming. Take care of the things that need attention in your life rather than the fantasies. Start with the simple things - like paying the bills. ¿Que es el único país que tiene una frontera con Corea del Norte y Finlandia? Solution Sudoku January Issue Jan 20 - Feb 18 The world is speaking to you. Just learn to read the signs and pay attention to those little every day things that you normally ignore. Listen to your instincts and you may unearth a whole new side to yourself that you never knew existed. 8 4 3 6 9 5 1 7 2 1 5 7 4 2 8 3 6 9 2 6 9 7 1 3 8 4 5 6 2 5 8 7 9 4 3 1 Pisces 3 8 1 2 6 4 5 9 7 7 9 4 5 3 1 6 2 8 5 7 8 9 4 6 2 1 3 4 1 2 3 8 7 9 5 6 9 3 6 1 5 2 7 8 4 Aquarius Feb 19 - Mar 20 It’s nice to sit back, reap the rewards of your hard-work and watch your empire grow but it’s not very Piscine. You may have achieved a lot recently but you must keep on striving. It has to be said that this is not a time for complacency. Pennies made pounds (Dimes make dollars.) 5 6 8 9 3 9 4 2 6 4 5 8 8 4 1 7 2 3 6 1 9 8 5 3 2 5 4 1 Jokes ¿Quien fue la primera mujer en el espacio sideral? Virgo Capricorn Enter the numbers 1 - 9 in the blank squares in such a way that each row, column and smaller square contains the numbers 1- 9. Christofer colombus named a Caribbean island after his brother, which one? 1.Elsie Morgan 2.St. Bartolomus 3.It’s a robot 4.Valentina Tereshkova 5. For refusing military service 6. coral 7.Russia HOROSCOPES 18 A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle? Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who’s car is this? Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove-box, and that there was a body in the trunk? Driver: Yeah, and I’ll bet the big liar told you I was speeding too! Sun, sea and fun .. but enjoyed the party Missed the Thrillas... Mud queens The Style Guru Our loyal supporters Yet another snorkel test Nice that we still have time to talk Inauguration Happy first Birthday Gabriella What is that smell? Welcome back March 2006 Out & About 19