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Dear Friend,
Hello again, Jimena here. Welcome to the Bueno, entonces... “Guide to picking them up and
knocking them down” (Spanish Insults and Pick up lines).
You are receiving this helpful Guide as a gift , I knew you wanted more!
If you thought David had some lines, wait till you hear these! The insults would have been
super helpful when I was trying to control him.
I’m not sure what made you learn Spanish, but I bet some of you bought “Bueno, entonces...” to learn how to pick up a sexy latina or latino or to turn them down (even if you
won’t admit it). Wheather you fall into this category or not you’ll find this Guide hilarious
and extremely useful.
So watch “Bueno, entonces...”, read through this guide and don’t be a boludo or boluda don’t know what boludo is? yeah, I thought not!
Hope you enjoy
Besos,
Jimena & the Bueno, entonces... Team.
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Spanish Insults
A
A joder a la dalia
(U) Go bother someone else
(L) Go bother a dahlia (type of flower)
Agüeonado
(U) Idiot
(L) You are a testicle
Ahuevao
(U) Idiot
(L) Egg shaped
Alegron/a
(U) One with multiple sexual partners
(L) Happy
Amarrete
(U) Stingy
(L) Tied up
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
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Argentina
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Andá a cagar
(U) Leave me alone
(L) Go shit somewhere else
Andate a la chucha, mierda
(U) Get the hell out of here, asshole
(L) Get out of here, piece of shit
Andate a la concha de tu madre
(U) Fuck off
(L) Go back to your mom’s vagina
Araña
(U) Hoochie mama
(L) Spider
Arrecho de mierda
(U) Horny
(L) Shitty horny
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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B
Banano
(U) Stupid
(L) Banana
Bobo
(U) Stupid
Bola de mierda
(U) Fat person
(L) Shit ball
Brillante
(U) Idiot
(L) Brilliant (sarcastically)
C
Cabreatee
(U) Leave me alone
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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Cachibachero
(U) Someone who collects a lot of junk, never throws things away
Caderas de tilo tilo
(U) Small hips
(L) Hips like a branch
Camarillero
(U) Someone who has his/her own click
Camba pilchero/a
(U) Man/woman with a lot of jewelry (bling)
Cara de morcilla
(U) Dark face
(L) Blood sausage face
Cara de suegra
(U) Someone who’s unpredictable
(L) Mother-in-law’s face
Chima
(U) A follower
Chucha de tu Madre
(U) What shit
(L) Vagina of your mother
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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Chupame el pico
(U) No way
(L) Suck my dick
Chupame la chila
(U) No way
(L) Suck my dick
Chupamedias
(U) Brown-noser
(L) Sock sucker
Chupamela
(U) No way
(L) Suck mine
Chuto
(U) Idiot
Cojudo
(U) Idiot
(L) Big testicles
Cojudo
(U) Lazy bastard
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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Colgá la toalla
(U) Give it a rest
(L) Hang the towel
Coma mierda
(U) Stop bothering me
(L) Eat shit
Comemierdas
(U) Asshole!
(L) Shit eater!
Come yuca
(U) A weak/whimpy person
(L) Yuca eater (type of vegetable)
Comemierda
(U) Shameless
(L) Shit eater
Coño
(U) Shit
(L) Cunt
Cuto santo
(U) Goody two shoes / Scaredy cat
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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D
Dejáte de güear
(U) Stop fucking around
(L) Stop bothering me
Dejate de joder
(U) Stop fucking with me
E
Es más simpática que un koala vestido de payasito (U) She is as cute as a button
(L) She’s cuter than a koala dressed as a little clown
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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F
Foca (U) Shut up
(L) Seal
G
Gilipollas
(U) Super jerk
(L) “(Gili = idiot, Polla = Penis vulg.)”
Gonnorea
(U) Asshole
(L) Gonnorhea
Güevón
(U) Idiot
(L) Big testicles
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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H
Hablas mierda
(U) You’re lying
(L) You talk shit
Hijo del maiz
(U) Son of a bitch
(L) Son of the corn
Hijueputa
(U) Asshole
(L) Son of a bitch
Huevón
(U) Idiot
(L) Big testicles
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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J
Jalame el hule
(U) Leave me alone
(L) Pull my rubber
K
K’aima
(U) Boring / bland
L
¡La concha de la lora!
(U) Shit!
(L) The vagina of a parrot!
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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Ladilla
(U) Unwanted person
(L) Crabs
Lameculos
(U) Brown-noser
(L) Ass licker
M
Malcogida
(U) Tightass
(L) Poorly fucked
Malfollao
(U) Tightass
(L) Poorly fucked
Malparido
(U) Waste of life
(L) Born badly
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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Marimacho
(U) Butch
(L) She male
Mocochinchero/a
(U) Someone with little education (ignorant)
N
No agarre el chorro
(U) Do not insist
(L) Don’t take the flow
No joda
(U) Leave me alone
(L) Don’t fuck
No la hagas de jamón
(U) Don’t make a fuss
(L) Don’t make it ham
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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No me jodas
(U) Don’t bother me
(L) Don’t fuck with me
No me rompas las pelotas
(U) Don’t bother me
(L) Don’t break my balls No pinches mames
(U) Don’t fucking suck it
No putas jodas
(L) Don’t bother me
O
Opa
(U) Dumb / stupid / silly
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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P
Pajero
(U) Someone who masturbates frequently
Pajuo
(U) Stupid
Paracaidista
(U) A party crasher
(L) Parachuter
Pata ‘e lana
(U) A man who takes another man’s woman
(L) Whool leg
Patada en los huevos
(U) A person who’s always serious or boring
(L) Kick in the balls
Pedí cacao (U) Give up
(L) Ask for cocoa
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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Pijotero
(U) Stingy
(L) Cheap
Q
Qué aburridinga que sos
(U) You are boring
(L) How boring you are
Qué chafa ese hombre
(L) How useless that guy is
Qué huevada
(U) What a stupid remark/thing
(L) Clut
¡Que te pires!
(U) Get out!/Fuck off!
(L) Fire up yourself!
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
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Argentina
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R
Rabo verde
(U) An old man who likes young women
(L) A green tail
S
Sonso
(U) Dumb / silly
T
Tiene más memoria una máquina de escribir manual
(U) You forget everything
(L) A manual typewritter has more memory
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
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Argentina
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Tiene más preocupaciones un recién nacido
(U) You are more worried than you should
(U) Even a new born has more things to worry about
Tiene más punta una pelota
(U) You are fat
(L) Even a ball is sharper than you
Tirar la toalla
(U) Give it a rest
(L) Throw in the towel
Tomatela
(U) Get the fuck out
(L) Put it in your mouth
V
Vaya a ver que tuco raspa
(U) Leave me alone
(L) Go and see what piece you can scratch
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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Y
Ya me harté (U) You’ve bored me
(L) I am full
Spanish Pick up Lines
A
A mi me gusta la nieve y me gusta el helado pero lo que mas
me gusta es estar a tu lado...
I like Snow and I like Ice cream but the thing I like the most is to be by
your side. (this rhymes in Spanish)
Adiós señora Dios vaya con usted y yo con su hija.
Good bye lady. May God go with you and me with your daughter.
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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Ahora que te veo, recordé que debo ir a la Parlamat.
Now that see you, I remember I need to go to to buy milk.
Amaneciste como carpa de circo.
I see the circus tent is up this morning.
Amiga, me gustan tus ojos porque veo el paraíso.
Friend, I like your eyes because in them I can see paradise.
¡Así que las demás mujeres eran fotocopias! ¡Acabo de
conocer el original!
So the other women were just copies! I have just met the original!
Aunque no te llames Alicia, vienes del país de las
Maravillas.
Even though your name is not Alicia, you come from Wonderland.
B
Bendito sea el ingeniero que construyó esta vereda para que
pasara tremendo monumento.
Blessed is the engineer that built this sidewalk so this monument could
walk by.
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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C
Caramba…Todas esas curvas y yo sin los breques.
Damn...all those curves and me with no brakes.
Como quisiera ser profesor de tercero para pasarte al cuarto.
How I wish I was a third grade teacher so I can move you up to fourth
(cuarto = fourth = room).
Como quisiera ser Tarzán, para ir de rama en rama, hasta
llegar a tu cama.
How I wish I was Tarzan so I can go from branch to branch until I reach
your bed.
Con esa mirada tan dulce me dan ganas de chuparte un ojo.
With that sweet look in your eyes I to lick you one.
¡Con ese par de tortas y un licuado.... atravieso el desierto!
With this pair of cakes and a drink...I walk through the desert.
Con esos senos definitivamente me termino de criar.
With that breast I can complete my raising.
¡Con una mamá así, ¡para qué juguetes!
With a mom like that, who needs toys!
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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¿Crees en el amor a primera vista? ¿O tengo que volver a
pasar?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?
D
De mirarte no me canso.
I’ll never be tired of looking at you.
¿De qué juguetería te escapaste, muñeca?
Which toy store did you escape from, doll?
Del cielo cayó un pintor para pintar tu figura, pero no
encontró pintura para tanta hermosura.
A painter came down from heaven to paint your figure, but he could’t
find paint beautiful enough to paint you.
Dios la hizo y se sentó a pulirla.
God made her and sat down to polish her.
¿Dónde venden los números para ganarse este premio?
Where do they sell the tickets to win this prize?
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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E
En esta noche tan fría, yo te ofrezco mi estufa, no tiene pilas
ni cables, pero igualmente se enchufa.
This cold night I offer you my stove. It doesn’t have any batteries or
cables but it plugs anyways.
En la palma de mi mano te quisiera retratar para cuando
estés ausente abrir la mano y mirar.
In the palm of my hand I’d like to have a portrait of you so when you’re
not around I can open my hand and see you there.
En la punta de aquel cerro tengo dos ranchos sin techar... si
venís conmigo, techo uno.
Right above that hill I have two houses without roof, if you come with
me I will roof one for you. (word play “I roof = techo = te echo = I throw
one on you”)
Eres la carne mechada que rellena la arepa de mi corazón.
You’re the threaded meat that fills the tortilla of my heart.
Eres tan dulce, que solo con mirarte me pica la muela.
Your so sweet that with one look, I get a cavity.”
Estás más apretada que los tornillos de un submarino.
You’re more tight than screws in a submarine.
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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¿Estás perdido? Porque el cielo es un largo camino desde
aquí.
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
Estás tan buena que te haría un traje de saliva.
You’re so good that I would make you a dress made of saliva.
¿Existes o yo te estoy inventando?
Do you really exist? or am I making you up?
F
¡Flaca, tirame un hueso!
Skinny, throw me a bone!
G
¡Guapa! ¿Qué meas, colonia?
Handsome! What do you pee, perfume?
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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H
Hace calor acá, o sos vos?
Is it hot in here, or is it you?
¿Has visto como corre el agua cuando deja de llover...? Así
corren mis lágrimas cuando te dejo de ver.
Have you seen how the water flows after it had stoped raining? That’s
how my tears flow when I don’t see you
Hasta los cigarrillos que fumas les tengo envidia loca,
porque los coges en tu mano y los acaricias con tu boca.
I even envy the cigarrettes that you smoke because you hold them in
your hand and caress them with your lips.
Hola, soy un choripan, y estoy aquí para robar tu corazón.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
J
¿Jugamos a la basurita?... Tu te tiras al suelo y yo te recojo.
Let’s play “little garbage”. You lay down on the floor and I pick you up.
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
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Argentina
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L
La única flor que le falta a mi jardín es tu flor de poronga.
The only flower missing in my garden is your beautiful penis.
Le pondría una naranja en la boca y le chaparía el poto hasta
sacar Fanta.
I would put an orange in his mouth and would suck his dick until I got
Fanta.
M
Mamacitaaa chupo, mamo, ensarto, reviro, rebabeo, coso,
descoso, estrujo, lavo, plancho y cuido niños a domicilio!
Baby, I suck, lick, string, ..., sew, unsew, ..., wash, iron and take care of
the children at home!
¿Me dejás sacarte una foto? Quiero enviársela a mis amigos
y demostrarles que los ángeles existen.
Can I take your picture? I want to send it to my friends to show them
that angels do exist.
Me gustaría encuerarte.
I want to get you naked.
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
(U) Used definition
(L) Literal definition
Argentina
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Me gustaría se carnicero para poderte dar con mi enorme
chorizo
I wish I was a butcher so I could give you my big “sausage”.
Me gustaría ser agua podrida para estar todo el día en tu
zanja. I’d love to be rotten water to be all day in your pipe
Me gustaría ser baldosa, para poder verte la “cosa”!
I’d like to be a tile so I can see your “thing”.
Me gustaría ser caramelo, para disolverme en tu boca.
I want to be a candy, so I can disolve in your mouth.
Me gustaría ser heladero... para lamerte sin parar.
I would like to be icecream, so you could lick me without stopping.
Me muero por ver tus ojitos... En mi ombligo.
I’m dying to see your eyes....on my stomach.
Menos mal que no hay dos como tú; si no, no sabría con cuál
quedarme.
I’m glad there’s no other one like you because I wouldn’t know which
one to keep.
Mi amor, si así como caminas cocinas yo me como hasta el
“pegao”.
Baby, if you cook the way you walk I would finish my plate.
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
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Argentina
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Mi casa es lo menos parecido a un palacio pero vos sos lo más
parecido a una princesa.
My house may not look like a Palace but you look like a princess.
Morena color de llanta, aquí está tu rhin cromado!
Baby the color of a tire, here is your chrome mag!
Mucho jamón para este par de huevitos!
A lot of ham for this pair of fried eggs!
N
Negra... te la chupo hasta que te aplaudan las orejas.
Baby, I will suck you until you ears applaude.”
No desayuno por pensar en ti No almuerzo por pensar en ti
No ceno por pensar en ti No duermo porque tengo hambre.
I can’t eat breakfast because I am thinking of you, I can’t eat lunch
because I am thinking of you, I can’t eat dinner because I am thinking of
you, and I can’t sleep because I am hungry.
No muevas tanto la cuna, que se despierta el nene.
Don’t move the cradle so much or you will wake up the baby.
No se rimar pero si se amar.
I don’t know how to rhyme but I know how to love.
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
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Argentina
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P
Papito, no sé si sos jinete pero yo quiero que me Re-montes.
Baby, I don’t know if you’re a cowboy but I want you to ride me again.
Perdí mi número de teléfono, ¿me das el tuyo?
I’ve lost my phone, would you give me yours?
Permítame disfrutar de su facha.
Allow me to enjoy your beauty.
Q
Qué edad tenés?... no puede ser que entre tanta belleza en
tan poco tiempo.
How old are you?...It can’t be that you became so beautiful in such a
short amount of time.
Quien fuera bizco para verte dos veces.
I wish I was a cross eyed person to see you double.
Quien fuera perro para orinarte un caucho.
I wish I was a dog to pee your rubber. (to mark my territory)
Bolivia
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
España
Guatemala
Honduras
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Peru
Venezuela
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Argentina
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Quisiera ser el mar, y que tú fueras la roca, porque al subir la
marea, te besaría en la boca.
I’d like to be the sea and you the rock so when the tide comes up I’d kiss
you on the mouth.
Quisiera ser helado para que me chupes hasta el palo.
I’d like to be ice cream so you can lick me until the cone.
Quisiera ser lágrima para nacer en tus ojos, rodar en tu
mejilla y morir en tu boca.
I wish I could be a tear; to be born in your eyes, roll down your cheek
and die in your mouth.
Quisiera ser mantequilla para derretirme en tu arepa.
I would like to be butter so I can melt on your tortilla (arepa).
Quisiera ser un caramelo para derretirme en tu boca.
I want to be a candy so that I could melt in your mouth.
¡Qué “tetas” comiendo, que te estás ahogando!
What is it that you are eating that you are chocking? (word play “te
estás = tetas”).
¡Qué adelantada está la ciencia que hasta los bombones
caminan!
How advanced is science that even candies walk!
¿Qué está pasando en el cielo que los ángeles se estén
cayendo?
What’s going on on heaven that angels are falling?
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¡Qué lindas bates! ¿A qué hora abren?
What beautiful legs? What time do they open?
¿Qué hace una estrella volando tan bajito?
What is a star doing flying so down?
¿Qué va a saber el poeta de besos si no ha probado la miel de
tus labios?
What can the poet know about kisses if he hasn’t tasted the honey of
your lips?
¿Quién habrá muerto en el cielo que un ángel está de luto?
(para una mujer vestida de negro)
Who could have died in heaven that an angel is mourning? (for a woman
dressed all in black)
¿Quién habrá sido el pirata que perdió este tesoro?
Who was the pirate who lost this treasure?
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Santa Bárbara: santa por delante y bárbara por detrás.
Saint Fantastic: Saint on the front and Fantastic from behind.
Se te cayó un papel. ¡El que te envuelve, bombón!
You dropped a piece of paper. The one that wraps you, sweetie!
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Si amar es pecado, prefiero morir pecando que vivir sin ti.
If to love is a sin, I’d rather die sinning that living without you.
Si así es el infierno que el diablo me lleve.
If this is what hell looks like I wish the devil takes me with him.
Si así es el infierno, pienso pecar toda mi vida.
If this is what hell looks like I’m plannig to sin all my life.
Si así es la carrilera, cómo será la ESTACIÓN
If that’s how the railroad is, I can’t imagine what the station must look
at!
Si Cristóbal Colón te viese, diría: “Santa María, pero que
Pinta tiene esta Niña”.
If Cristopher Columbus saw you he’d say: Santa María, what a “Pinta”
that “Niña” has. (Holi Mary, what a Look that Girl has)”
Si eres casada, no te preocupes. ¡No soy celoso!
If you are married don’t worry, I’m not jelous!
Si estas así de verde, como estarás de madura.
If that’s how you look when you’re green I can’t image how you look
when you’re ripe.
Si fuera abeja.. que picotazo te daba.
If I was a bee... what a bite I’d give you.
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Si fueras barco pirata te comería el tesoro que tienes entre
las patas.
If you were a pirate ship I would eat the treasure you keep between your
legs.
Si la belleza es un pecado, no tienes perdón de Dios.
If beauty was a sin, you wouldn’t have God’s forgiveness.
Si la felicidad es agua y el amor es fuego, ¡Como me gustaría
ser tu bombero!
If happyness is water and love is fire, how I would love to be your
Fireman!
Si ser bella fuera un delito te pasarías tu vida en la cárcel.
If beeing beautiful was a crime you would spend all your life in jail.
Si te digo que tienes un cuerpo precioso, ¿me lo restregarías
por la cara?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Si te viera por la noche, con esos ojos tan claros, te diría:
Sube a mi coche que se me han roto los faros.
If I see you at night with those eyes so light, I’d say to you: Get in my
car, my car lights are broken.
Si tu cuerpo fuera cárcel y tus brazos cadenas... que bonito
sitio para cumplir mi condena...
If your body was a jail and your arms chains... how beatiful it would be
for me to be a prisioner.
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Si tu culo fuera un banco te la metería a plazo fijo.
If your ass was a bank I would put it in a savings bond.
Si tus nalgas fueran sartén, ahí estrellaba yo mis huevos.
If your butt was a pan, that’s where I’d smash my eggs.
Si tus piernas son las vías, ¡como estará la estación!
If your legs are the railroad, how would the station be?
Si yo fuera marinero, navegaría tus venas, llegaría hasta tu
corazón y te pediría que me amaras.
If I was a sailor, I’d sail through your veins, reach up to your heart and
would ask you to love me.
Si yo te amo como vos me amas, y vos me amas como yo te
amo, ¿porque no nos amamos por donde meamos?
If I love you the way you love me, and you love me the way I love you,
why don’t we make love where I pee?
Sos el complemento ideal para terminar de decorar mi
dormitorio.
You are the perfect addition to finish decorating my room.
Sos mas linda que las estrellas en el cielo.
You are the prettiest star in the sky.
Sos tan dulce, que solo con mirarte engordo.
You are so sweet that I get fat just looking at you.
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Sus ojos son agraciados como el océano después de una
tempestad del verano.
Your eyes are as beautiful as the ocean after a summer storm.
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Tanta carne y yo en cuaresma.
So much meat and me observing lent.
Tanta carne y yo sin dientes.
So much meat and me without teeth.
Tanta curva y yo sin frenos
So many curves and I have no brakes.
Te regalo galletitas, si me chupas el ganso.
If you suck on my goose I will give you cookies.
Tienes unos ojos que parecen sartenes y cuando te miro se
me fríen los huevos.
Your eyes are like frying pans and when I look at you my eggs fry.
¿Tu mamá es repostera? porque un bombón como tú no lo
hace cualquiera.
Is your mom a baker? Because a sweetie like you isn’t made by just
anyone.
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¿Trabajas en el Feredal Express? ..... porque pensé que me
mirabas el paquete
Do you work at FedEx? Because I thought you were looking at my
package.
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