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PDF mediana resolución, 15 Mb - Las Colombias
LAS COLOMBIAS Frente al CRIMEN CREADO y su guerra contra las drogas Facing CREATED CRIME and its war on drugs Gerardo Ravassa Garcés Las obras de este libro se trabajaron con material y figuras de la prensa, las revistas y calendarios del país, en collage, sobre papel acuarela. Se usaron acrílicos, lápices, caligrafía en tinta china y calados con bisturí. Luego de su fecha queda indicada la altura de cada obra. Textos: Gerardo Ravassa Garcés Fotografía y diseño: Erik Bongue, www.bongue.com The artwork in this book was made with materials and figures from the national press, magazines and calendars, as collage on watercolor paper. Media includes acrylics, color pencils, calligraphy in Indian ink, and cutouts with a scalpel. The height of each piece is annotated after its date. Text: Gerardo Ravassa Garcés Photography and design: Erik Bongue, www.bongue.com Aquí está usted ante la historia, parcial naturalmente, de la criminalización de las drogas... la prohibición, si usted gusta, de las drogas... otro CRIMEN CREADO MADE IN USA. O, la guerra contra las drogas; como ha afectado a las Colombias, a todas nuestras gentes, a la tierra, y a todos aquellos que la libran... ¡el PLAN para COLUMBIA! Vecino... note que la “bandera americana”, cuando aparece, no es el Pabellón Centelleante de Estrellas. Imágenes parecidas y distorsionadas son reflejos socarrones de su uso como trapo chasqueando por la “libertad”, la “seguridad nacional”, la “demo-ficti-cracia” o “por los niños del mundo”... meros palimpsestos de intereses dudosos cuyos engendros devastan la tierra y nos tienen constantemente BAJO fuego.!. Nuestra intención es devolverle siempre al remitente la habladuría de doble filo, el nuevo, el vano... y el hablar de la lengua bífida... las baratijas del trueque ofrecido. Permítanos entonces, dedicarle esta historia que es tanto nuestra como suya, al Tío Sam. ¿No fue el quien dijo: “Todo esta bien, cuando nada está bien.”? Siempre, Las Colombias You are here before the story, partial naturally, of the criminalization of drugs... the prohibition, if you like, of drugs... another CREATED CRIME MADE IN USA. Or, the war on drugs, how it has affected us, the Colombias, and all our people, our land and all those who wage it... the PLAN for COLUMBIA! Neighbour... note that the “American flag”, when it appears, is NOT the Star-spangled banner. Similar distorted images are underhand reflections of its use as a flapper of “freedom”, “de-mock-racy” or “for the children of the world”... palimpsests of dubious interests whose spawn is laying waste the land and putting us constantly UNDER fire.!. Our intention is always to readdress to the sender the double-talk, the new or vain... speak of the forked tongue... the cheap trinkets of trade offered. Let us then dedicate this story, it’s yours as well as ours, to Uncle Sam. Was it not he who said: “Everything is right, when nothing is right.”? Ever, The Colombias Dicen que somos impúdicas porque andamos en bola... como salvajes. 1998 39 cm. They say we are immodest, stark naked... as savages. Pero lo cierto es que cuando íbamos a bañarnos al río... Cali, Pance o el Cauca, llegaban los Col-DEAnos y... cortaban los árboles... dinamitaban los peces... dragaban las piedras... 1998 43 cm. But the truth is that when we used to go bathing in the river... Cali, Pance or Cauca, the Col-DEAns would arrive and... cut the trees... dynamite the fish... dredge the stones... nos saqueaban la ropa .!. 1999 48 cm. loot our clothes.!. No dejándonos pisar tierra, teníamos que elevarnos al aire... Not allowing us a single step on the ground, we had to elevate into thin air... 1999 53 cm. a las nubes y el cielo. to the clouds and the sky. 1999 42 cm. Gera al Ben-Assá, que fue quien nos reconoció, dice que él anduvo de pipiolo por Britania y las Hispanias, que hasta estudió,.. que de jóven se fue a la tierra de los Libres y los Bravos, y se graduó... en MAÍZ, BFA, corn..¡ah, sí!.. Cornell, U! Que allí estudió... llegó a conocer al Green-gone... Vietnam... 1999 45 cm. Gera al Ben-Assá, the one who recognized us, told us that as a kid he was in Britannia and the Hispanias, that he even studied,.. that as a youth he went to the land of the Free and the Brave and graduated... in CORN BFA..? at... I forget.!. Oh yeah.!. Cornell... you.?. Yes, U! That he studied there, got to know the Green-gone... Vietnam... En cuanto a nosotras, al Ben-Assá asegura que no nos ha secuestrado. Que encontró nuestros cuerpos en facsímile y en venta, o tirados en el basural 1998 21 cm. As for us, al Ben-Assá insists that he did not kidnap us. That he found our bodies in facsimile for sale or discarded in the rubbish dump. Que él los preservó sobre papel pesado de acuarela y los momificó como mejor se pudo con embalsamientos post-modernos. O, nos veía y nos pintaba. That he preserved them on heavy watercolor paper and mummified them as best as possible with post-modern embalmments. Or, he would see us and paint us. 8 / 1999 63 cm. Él fue el que invitó a ese viejo que se murió allá en el ‘73: ¡Ahí está el bohío, Don Pablo! Quédate entre la guadua Y enséñanos tus mañas, Hasta que puedas regresar A las Españas. He was the one who invited that old man who died in ’73: There is the cabin, Don Pablo! Stay under the bamboo And teach us your knacks, Until you can return To the Hispanias. 1998 40 cm. ¡Lo que pasó fue que se platanizó y ahí está todavía! What happened is that he took a liking to the scene and he is still there! 1999 48 cm. Gera no quiso enseñarnos pintura, que fuéramos donde ese viejo caprichoso. Pues él nos enseñó, mañoso con los acrílicos, tinta negra, los colores y el bisturí.!. a cubrirnos “las vergüenzas”. Gera didn’t want to teach us painting that we should go to that whimsical old man. Well, he taught us, crafty with acrylics, black ink, colors and X-ACTO knife to disguise our “disgraces”. 1998 38 cm. Ahora, como los Col-DEAnos siempre amenazaban nuestras vidas, nos exiliamos donde Don Amida, Cacique del Cuarto Occidental. El siempre nos trata bien... ¡Hasta con ’kitesvara podemos hacer chiste! Now, since the Col-DEAns always threatened our lives, we sought exile at Lord Amida’s, Chief of the Western Quarter. He always treats us nicely.!. We can even bull with ’kitesvara! 1997 41 cm. Aquí estamos y aquí nos quedamos hasta que... Bueno... besos y abrazos, Las Colombias Here we are and here we’ll stay till... Well... hugs and kisses, The Colombias 1998 49 cm. I El estado del país y... ... su lugar en el mundo... El trasfondo en tres dimensiones... ... La juventud... ... y la justificación del CRIMEN CREADO®... The state of the country and... ... its place in the world... The background in 3D... ... Youth... ... and the justification of CREATED CRIME®... El Estado del país 14...19-92 Presencia desollada hablando... The State of the country 14...19-92 Flayed presence speaking... 1992 98 cm. Presencia: Pantera negra Presence: Black panther 1991 99 cm. Mujer personificando el CRIMEN CREADO ®, Made in USA y sosteniendo un rosario de muertes. CREATED CRIME ® Marque (X) su fin. Woman personifying CREATED CRIME ®, Made in USA and holding a rosary of deaths. CREATED CRIME ®. Mark (X) its end. 1992 110 cm. Cindy: Magnicidio La mano negra repite. Cindy: Megamurder... of oppositor Álvaro Gómez Hurtado. The black hand repeats. 11 / 2 / 1995 97 cm. Paola Torres y la Bandera Oficial de las Colombias Las Colombias pintan el Teatro Municipal, Cali, con su bandera (rojo, azul, amarillo / Macondo patas arriba). El color de la polémica. (NON-FADE-PICTURES ®) Paola Torres and the Official Flag of the Colombias The Colombias paint the Municipal Theater, Cali, with their flag (red, blue, yellow / Macondo up side down). The color of the controversy. NON-FADE-PICTURES ®. On her chest: The Colombias facing the war on Drugs: A CREATED CRIME ®. Made in USA. 1996 65 cm. Adriana Rivera con USA-do Ernesto Samper, como precandidato a la presidencia, advocaba la decriminalización de las drogas. Trocando el tono se volvió presidente, 1994-1998. Adriana Rivera with US-ed The importance of being UN-ernest Samper. As a precandidate Ernest advocated the decriminalization of drugs. Changing rap, he became president, 1994-1998. 1996 30 cm. EL PAÍS 50 AÑOS Jacqueline Bohórquez, modelo en potencia. EL PAÍS (Cali newspaper) 50 YEARS They work to keep the country clean. (That is, they work to keep alive on your leavings.) And you see them dirty? Jacqueline Bohórquez, potential model answers: “Yes, but not in the same way as those that work to keep the country filthy.” 1996 49 cm. CRIMEN CREADO ® José “Chepe” Santacruz abatido. CREATED CRIME ® (Capo) José “Chepe” Santacruz cut down. 5 / 3 / 1996 40 cm. ¡YA está cantado! Reporte del Foro del “National Review”, EEUU. Marisol, en el Diario Deportivo, Cali, 31 de mayo, 1996. The song sung clear! 5 / 31 / 1996 40 cm. Report in the “National Review” Forum, USA. EL ESPECTADOR: “The war against drugs is lost but CREATED CRIME ® continues…” Marisol (top right), in “Sports Daily”, Cali, May 31, 1996. ¿Que qué es Col-DEA? Delnis Edeth Undelhouse (modelo caleña) con el mapa de la Col-DEA. What is Col-DEA? 9 / 11 / 1999 98 cm. Delnis Edeth Undelhouse (a Cali model), with the map of Col-DEA. U.S. installs base in Argentina. Pastrana: ”Let´s work as partner$”. “We don´t just need money, we need partner$ again$t nar¢otraffi¢” Allá queda la Col-DEA Diana Giraldo de Cali señala. Col-DEA aparece en la mira de la metralleta. 1999 40 cm. Over there Lies Col-DEA Diana Giraldo from Cali points. Col-DEA appears in the scope of the machine gun. Col-DEA. Jardín del CRIMEN CREADO ® Con el “éxito” al frente (o el exit / salida), EEUU retirándose. Col-DEA. Garden of CREATED CRIME ® 1999 84 cm. With success (éxito) ahead, or alternate reading, the exit ahead. Una “india de agencia” sentada con las manos sobre las rodillas y los pies juntos. Figura con diadema de oro en plástico y pintura corporal trick-olor, nomenclatura de procedencia geográfica, insignias de bando ideológico sobre los brazos y destino sobre sus piernas. Óleo sobre cerámica precolombina hechiza. A seated “agency indian”, hands on knees and feet together. The figure, with gold tiara in plastic and trick-olored body paint sports geographical nomenclature of origin and date, ideological band insignias on arms, and destiny on her legs. Oil on fake pre-Columbian ceramic. 8 / 2000 26 cm. Una Colombia semiacostada Figura con diadema de plástico rosado, upavita de cuentas azules y pintura corporal en bandera trick-olor. Óleo sobre cerámica precolombina hechiza. Vista lateral. A semirecumbent Colombia. 8 / 2000 17 cm. Figure with tiara in pink plastic, upavita in blue beads and body paint in trick-olored flag. Oil on fake pre-Columbian ceramic. Side view. Una Colombia semiacostada La figura, mostrando sobre la pierna izquierda una pregunta numeral: ¿51 + 1? Vista frontal. A semirecumbent Colombia The figure, showing on the left leg a numerical question: 51 + 1? Frontal view. 8 / 2000 17 cm. Una Colombia sentada, con las piernas recogidas y separadas y las manos sobre las rodillas La figura, con pintura corporal negra predominante y trick-olores, lleva sobre el plexo una calavera de vacaloca con banderas enganchadas en los cuernos. Sobre la cabeza, una diadema en plástico rosado. Óleo sobre cerámica precolombina hechiza. A seated Colombia, with drawn up and separated legs and hands on knees 8 / 2000 27 cm. The figure, with predominant black body paint and trick-olors, sports a madcow skull on the plexus with flags hooked on the horns. On her head, a tiara in pink plastic. Oil on fake pre-Columbian ceramic. Mujer sentada sobre un banco Coquera sosteniendo sobre la cabeza una cazuela con fosa común destapada. Pintura corporal roja, azul, amarilla, negra y blanca en figuración de vacaloca y collar en cuentas de oro. Óleo sobre cerámica precolombina hechiza. Aspecto frontal. Woman sitting on a stool Figure with coca quid in left cheek, carrying a casserole with an opened common grave. Red, blue, yellow, white and black body paint in madcow figuration and a golden bead necklace. Oil on fake pre-Columbian ceramic. Front view. 8 / 2000 39 cm. Mujer sentada sobre un banco Calavera de vacaloca. Aspecto trasero. Woman sitting on a stool Madcow skull. Back view. 8 / 2000 39 cm. “Presi” y “Vice”... Entes coqueros sobre bancos de poder y Columbia, la prenda, en bandeja de cuatro patas. Óleo sobre cerámica precolombina hechiza. “Presi” and “Vice”... Entities chewing coca on stools of power and Columbia, as pawn, on 4 legged platter. Oil on fake pre-Columbian ceramics. 8 / 2000 35, 18 y 21 cm. Colombia coquera (la prenda) Óleo sobre cerámica precolombina hechiza Colombia with coca quid (the pawn) Oil on fake pre-Columbian ceramic. 8 / 2000 18 cm. “Presi” y “Vice”... Entes sobre bancos de poder. Vista posterior. “Presi” and “Vice”... Entities on stools of power. Back view. 8 / 2000 21 y 35 cm. Colombia Jaguar Vista dorso-frontal. Coquera de cuatro patas y cola. Upavita de cuentas azules y pintura corporal trick-olor. Óleo sobre cerámica precolombina hechiza. Jaguar Colombia Dorso-frontal view. Coca-chewing figure on four legs and tail. Upavita in blue beads and trick-olor body paint. Oil on fake pre-Columbian ceramic. 8 / 2000 18 cm. Colombia Jaguar Vista frontal. Jaguar Colombia Front view. 8 / 2000 18 cm. Una Colombia de pié, sujetando jigra colgando del cuello Figura con pintura corporal trick-olor. Sobre el cuello y las piernas, muertes de la Nación Alada. Sobre el vientre y el interior de la jigra, una calavera humana en blanco y negro. En el fondo de la jigra, una perforación oculta a la vista. Óleo sobre cerámica precolombina hechiza. A standing Colombia, grasping a bag hanging from her neck Figure with trick-olored body paint. On the neck and legs: deaths of the Winged Nation. On the belly and the inside of the bag, a human skull in B&W. At the bottom of the bag, a perforation hidden from sight. Oil on fake pre-Columbian ceramic. 8 / 2000 35 cm. Una Colombia sentada, con piernas cruzadas y manos sobre las rodillas La figura atestiguante, con pintura corporal roja, azul y amarilla, lleva tiara en oro y diamantes. Óleo sobre cerámica hechiza. A seated Colombia, with crossed legs and hands on knees The witnessing figure with red, blue and yellow body paint, wears a tiara of gold and diamonds. Oil on fake pre-Columbian ceramic. 8 / 2000 26 cm. Primera Juventud Regreso al colegio con el CRIMEN CREADO ®. Lucha contra las dro ¡gas! First Youth 1998 27 cm. Return to school with CREATED CRIME ®. War on drug!s Segunda Juventud Colombias jóvenes ante la fosa común de la Col-DEA. Second Youth Young Colombias by the common grave of Col-DEA. 1998 24 cm. Tercera Juventud (Abajo) “Tenemos que morir... El gringo se siente… “inseguro”. Tenemos que morir, para que el gringo se sienta seguro!” (Arriba) “¿Ok?” preguntó el green-go tan formal. “¡Ok!”, dijo el rojito. “¡Ok!”, dijo el azulito. Y K.O… Third Youth 12 / 2000 49 cm. (Bottom) “We have to die... El gringo feels… “insecure”. We have to die, so the gringo feels secure!” Above) “Ok?” Asked the green-go, so nicely. “Ok!” said the little red. “Ok!” said the little blue. And K.O... Nueva frontera para el CRIMEN CREADO ® El Río Grande al Putumayo. Acapulco en el Lago Titicaca. Mexi-DEA, Perú-DEA, Bras-DEA, etc. New frontier for CREATED CRIME ® The Rio Grande to the Putumayo. Acapulco in Lake Titicaca. Mexi-DEA, Perú-DEA, Bras-DEA, etc. 1999 97 cm. Art-ill-ery awakening Art-ill-ería que despierta 1999 53 cm. Radar ... Past-rana… Em-baja-door “Ham” Hamman … sistema costó US $ 20 M... contra el narcotráfico… (Arriba) una Colombia sin sol. Radar. ... Past-rana... Ambassa-door “Ham” Hamman... system cost US $ 20 M... against the narcotraffic … (Above) a Colombia without sun. 1 / 1999 75 cm. DEA INC. del “Greengón”… la “amenaza continental” DEA INC. of the “Green-gone”… the “continental threat” Headlines at bottom: Armed conflict and narcotraffic generate “security emergencies” in the US and bordering countries. More voices of alarm. 2 / 7 / 1999 65 cm. Inclusión para ’Cisco “Kid” Santos Santos, NO MÁS... NO MÁS. No más, no más CRIMEN CREADO ®, no más… Inclusion for ’Cisco “Kid” Santos Santos, NO MORE... NO MORE. No more CREATED CRIME ®, no more… The “Kid´s” rap and claim to “fame” is “subversion´s kidnapping” agitprop of NO MORE. Leaflets in the wind of NO MORE,.. NO MORE CREATED CRIME ®… no more… United against VIOLENCE... NO MORE. 6 / 8 / 1999 65 cm. Pregunta para ’Cisco “Kid” Santos: “¿MÁS COLDEA?… no te olvides”, dice una Colombia desde las nubes. 1999 30 cm. A question for ’Cisco “Kid” Santos: “More COLDEA?… do not forget” says a Colombia from the clouds. ¡Colombia, ACHTUNG! El Cafre Rey Mc Caffrey, generales Acuña y Tapias con Luis Albertico Moreno, indio de agencia y “el hombre” en WashingTown luciendo la marca del Fantasma y Phd en ventas... ¿juntos..? Colombia, Achtung! The King Caffir Mc Caffrey, generals Acuña and Tapias and L. A. Moreno, agency indian and “their man” in WashingTown, sporting the mark of the Phantom and Phd in sales… together..? 6 / 17 / 1999 75 cm. Cabeza tro-feo Trophy head El Zar, Cafre Rey reducido. The Zar, Caffir King reduced, with a Colombia on a cloud. 7 / 1999 74 cm. Barry McFar-do-rey. Amenaza número uno Barry McFar-do-king. Threat number one 8 / 1999 96 cm. Spook from the U.S. The Caffir King out and about Latin America. The map pins itinerary and meetings with big wig heads of the dependencies. (At the tip of Patagonia) Far-do…Fardo is a bundle, a bale… and in Perú, the funerary “package” of the dead. Call it “a dead weight”. Far is far… Patagonia is far away… Do is the first note of the musical scale… which has begun in far Patagonia… and U…? are you ready to “face the music?” We? We have been facing it for a long time. The Colombia continues: “poor little green-go, senile and brazenfaced… go back to Arkansas.!.” While sitting on the package duly labeled for air mail delivery to the sport in red-neck trade mark, ox nose-ring and sinister black hand. Escucha al forjachistes cantar claro Hear the jokesmith sing clear Sorry! This is merely us the Colombias, on facing the music “listening to the silence in between the notes”… What you call “reading between the lines” Blame that gaffer John Cage!.. he taught us… shoot him. P.S. For this war, you evidently have interpreters, code breakers, translators and couriers ready. Use them. And note that we have already conveyed to “Heaven” without death, your Zar! As for the “trophy head”, we didn´t take it, we just configured it for him, as the Sheol is already claiming it. 11 / 4 / 1999 91 cm. Una Colombia, sin poder evitarlo, escucha WashingTown: “Si me necesitas... Col-DEA... llámame”. A Colombia, unable to avoid it, eavesdrops 1999 80 cm. WashingTown: “If you need me... Col-DEA... call me.” ¡EL NARCO trato! THE NARCO deal! Pastrana con el Plan Col-DEA tras la oreja. Clean “Ton” Bill dice: “¡Te lo daremos!” … (Nosotros no... Nosotros NO lo implantamos… ¡NO!.. ¡Paz-trana lo TRAJO!) Pastrana with Plan Col-DEA behind the ear. Clean”Ton” Bill: “We’ll give it to you!” (NOT US… WE DIDN’T implement it… NO!.. Paz-trana brought it!) 9 / 22 / 1999 87 cm. DAÑOS y PERJUICIOS DAMAGES and DETRIMENT Recordatorio para el CRIMEN CREADO ®, “nos figuramos que hay una cuenta por pagar…”, dice una Colombia asoleada. Reminder To CREATED CRIME ®… 9 / 1999 90 cm. DAÑOS y PERJUICIOS DAMAGES and DETRIMENT Contabilidad para el CRIMEN CREADO ®. Book-keeping for CREATED CRIME ®. 9 / 1999 95 cm. Aprendiendo a leer (AAL) A partir de esta fecha los textos comienzan a aparecer de abajo hacia arriba (¡como medida”defensiva”!) Learning to read (LTR) From this date onward texts begin to appear so as to be read from bottom to top (as a “defensive” measure!) CREATED CRIME ®... Scourge of Colombia Made in U.S.A. 1999 95 cm. La Mano negra, repite (Parte inferior de 2 en totem) El asesinato del humorista Jaime Garzón. (Abajo) Una Colombia (de luto) le dice… The Black hand, repeats (Lower section of 2 in totem) The murder of humorist Jaime Garzón. The Colombia (in mourning) addresses him: “…from down there you always made us re-laugh...” 8 / 13 / 1999 80 cm. La Mano negra, repite (Parte superior de 2 en totem) The Black hand, repeats (Upper section of 2 in totem) “Heriberto de la Calle” (Jaime), recibiendo el guante de la Muerte, dice: “Uiii”… y... “entré”... y otra Colombia (arriba) añade:... “y aquí” (también nos haces reír). “Heriberto de la Calle” (Jaime), receiving the glove from Death, says: “Uiii”… and …. “I´ve entered”, and a Colombia (at top) adds: “and here” (you also make us laugh). 8 / 13 / 1999 80 cm. Presentan BATALLÓN ANTINARCÓTICOS en Col-DEA, ahora tierra del PEN-tágono (Al lado izquierdo) Una Colombia llamando a Clean “Ton” Bill, Barry (el Cafre rey) y a Andy (Paz-trana), les da el dedo. Delnis Edeths (a la derecha) explica... (Abajo, derecha) Evolución de las fronteras colombianas entre 1830, 1921 y 1999. ANTINARCOTIC BATALLION presented in Col-DEA, now a PEN-tagon land (On the left) Gal, calling Bill, Barry and Andy, gives them the finger. (On the right) Delnis Edeths explains: “...don´t let it worry you... she´s extreme and half greenga… you see?” (At bottom right) Evolution of Colombia’s frontiers between 1830, 1921 and 1999. 9 / 3 / 1999 95 cm. Presentan BATALLÓN (clon) ANTINARCÓTICOS #1 67 estadounidenses produjeron el Bata-clon. Entre mil, una mujer. Bata-clon recibe bendición. (Al centro) Una Colombia en vejación. (Arriba) Clones en demostración. Antinarcotic Batallion (Clone) #1 presented 67 green-go Berets produced the Bata-clone. (At bottom) Among a thousand, one woman. Bata-clone blessed. (At center) A Colombia in harassment. (At top) Clones in demonstration. 9 / 1999 95 cm. Presencia: UNA mujer N.N. Presence: ONE (no name) woman 1995 95 cm. BATA-clon ANTINARCOS in sham attack On saluting the new unit, Paz-trana makes a positive balance of the war on drugs. Two Colombo-green-gas buffoon. BATA-clon ANTINARCOS en simulacro Dos Colombo-green-gas bufoneando dicen: “dispárale a ella...” Al saludar la nueva unidad, Paz-trana hace un positivo balance de la lucha antidrogas. 9 / 1999 75 cm. Qué vergüenza, pero… En el estreno del primer Bata-clon Antinarcóticos del CRIMEN CREADO ®, el presidente Paz-trana hizo entrega formal del pabellón de la Col-DEA al abanderado de la unidad, ondeando además, los colores de paz ofrecidos a la Nación. La Colombia, sin más, dice: “Qué vergüenza, pero...” What a shame, but … At the debut of the first Antinarcotic Bata-clone of CREATED CRIME ®, president Paz-trana made the formal hand over of the Col-DEA flag to the standard bearer of the unit, flying the peace colors offered to the Nation as well. The Colombia (above) has nothing less to say than: “What a shame, but...” 8 / 1999 76 cm. SERIE MEDALLAS PARA EL HONOR Prototipos (Abajo) Medallas (1 y 2) del Congreso para el Honor (más Horror) versión COL-clon. (Arriba) Dedicatoria MEDALS OF HONOR SERIES Prototypes 1999 70 cm. (At bottom) Congressional Medals of Honor (1 and 2) plus horror Col-clone version… for para-heroes… (Above) Medals for dishorror (prototypes) for the Bat-a-marine BAT-ACLAN (BAT-a-rumpus) COL-clones antinarcotics, a further spawn of CREATED CRIME ®. SERIE MEDALLAS PARA EL DES-HORROR Inscripción: “BATA-CLON HER-IDO” MEDALS OF DIS-HORROR SERIES “Purple Heart” Col-KLONE with inscription: “BATA-CLON HER-IDO” (Wounded Bata-clone) 1999 32 cm. SERIE MEDALLAS PARA EL DES-HORROR (Abajo) ...para héroes muertos. (Encima) “Para” heridos. MEDALS OF DIS-HORROR SERIES (At bottom) ...for dead heroes. (Above that) (for) “para” wounded. 1999 47 cm. SERIE MEDALLAS PARA EL HONOR MEDALS OF HONOR SERIES “Purple Heart”, Corazón Púrpura, clones. Dos prototipos. “Purple Heart” COL-CLONE. 2 Prototypes. 1999 45 cm. La Colombia Cristina “Chacmool” Fiel 2007 50 cm. The Colombia Cristiana”Chacmool” Fiel Yesenia Torres again asked… “What is the green-go doing over there, in Col-DEA?”... practicing... testing… (Under Yesenia´s feet) War continues to give results and perfects …intelligent bombs. Yesenia Torres, belleza de Incolballet, volvió a preguntar… “¿Que qué hace el gringo allá... en Col-DEA?”... practicando... testing... (Bajo los pies de Yenesia) La guerra sigue dando resultados y perfecciona... bombas inteligentes. 12 / 18 / 1999 85 cm. 2000, Fool Col-DEA 2000 “Aguas abajo chicos...” advierte Yesenia Torres... Mapas de presencia militar de EEUU... Distribución de la población y ataques guerrilleros durante 1999. 2000. Fool Col-DEA 2000 . “Downstream guys...” warns Yesenia Torres... Maps of U.S. military presence... Population distribution and guerrilla attacks in 1999. 12 / 1999 85 cm. Dinero Molotov “Todos debemos aportar”... NEWSPEAK y Vainspeak (Ley para la eliminación de las drogas en el Hemisferio Occidental) Las Colombias: “¡Que tumben todo!.. todos los bosques...” Molotov Money (Headlines) The help from the USA that still does not arrive. “We must all contribute”. NEWSPEAK and Vainspeak. (Law for the elimination of drugs from the Western Hemisphere) The Colombias: “Let them fell all the forests!” 11 / 9 / 1999 85 cm. II AHÓ ..¡Ahó!. Interjección antigua que aún se usa entre las Colombias para llamar de lejos. Las Colombias, bajo la coacción del CRIMEN CREADO ® han hecho llamados y notificaciones a otros poderes, naciones, gentes, o personificaciones. Entre estos, los habitantes oríginales de América del norte, Japón, Amitabha, María o ’Ari (voz gitana Caló), Britannia, Las Hispanias, Marianne, el alma gitana Rom… algún cante jondo… Ud. AHÓ ...Ahó! antique interjection still used by the Colombias to call from afar. The Colombias, under the duress of CREATED CRIME®, have made periodic summons and notifications to various powers, nations, peoples or personifications. Among these are the original peoples of north America, Japan, Amitabha, Mary or ’Ari (Caló gipsy voice), Britannia, The Hispanias, Marianne, the Rom gipsy soul… Some cante hondo… you… ¡Ahó!, Sol Chica colombo-japonesa presenciando fenómeno solar. Ahó!, Sun Colombo-Japanese Colombia witnessing solar phenomenon. 1999 48 cm. ¡Ahó! Amitabha. Noticias Col-DEA... Colombo-japonesita invocando a Amitabha. E.U. utilizará base ecuatoriana. 1999 93 cm. Ahó! Amitabha U.S. would use Ecuadorian base. Little Colombo-Japanese gal with call to Amitabha. ¡Ahó! Colombo-japonesita con capullo de loto y ahó a Amitabha Los verdaderos cargos del “Milenio”: Los Organizadores del Crimen Inc... la Alianza oficial contra las drogas y el Crimen Organizado, aquí, Juvenal y sus socios (+-22) extraditados por los Organizadores del Crimen Inc. Ahó! Colombo-Japanese gal with lotus stem and ahó to Amitabha The true charges of the “Millenium”: Crime Organizers Inc... the Official Alliance against Drugs and Organized Crime, here, Juvenal and partners (+-22) extradited by Crime Organizers Inc. to the U.S. “home” and “safe” base!... 1999 90 cm. ¡Ahó! Desde el azul hemisferio Colombo-japonesita, con llamado a Amitabha, texto ballenato y mapa de Estados Unidos de Colombia (1868), ahora Col-DEA. Ahó! From the blue hemisphere 1999 85 cm. Little Colombo-Japanese gal, with call to Amitabha, ballenato ditty and map of the United States of Colombia (1868), now Col-DEA. ¡Ahó! Colombia colombo-japonesa recordando hongo atómico Termina entrenamiento, por Boinas Verdes, del Bata(llón)clon antinarcóticos. Ahó! A Colombo-Japanese Colombia recalling mushroom cloud Training by Green Berets of antinarcotic bata(llion)clone completed. 1999 85 cm. ¡Ahó!, Japón Rhina Shiina acongojada por el salpicado al Sol Naciente. Ahó!, Japan Rhina Shiina grieves the splashed Rising Sun. 2006 40 cm. ¡Ahó! De la Corrida bastarda en la Col-DEA Una alegoría del CRIMEN CREADO ® y su Guerra contra las drogas... ¡Oíd Hispanias!... Ahó! Of the Bastard Corrida in Col-DEA An allegory of CREATED CRIME´s war against drugs. Hear Hispanias!...After the call to clear the ring the respectable (public) realizes there is no President… The Brute (U.S.), as a maja, sits at the balcony. Picadors... There are none! 6 Bulls 6 ?? Only madcows!.. Bullfighters?.. are you kidding? Humbugs only! The respectable cannot claim fraud; the madcows charge it... the humbugs finish it off. The very bullring, blown sky-high. 2000 120 cm. ¡Ahó! Ana María Medina en Belén Cante jondo de Ana María muriendo (Leer de abajo hacia arriba por el margen izquierdo y bajando por el derecho... ) Ahó! Ana María Medina in Bethlehem Cante jondo of Ana María dying: “Aii… ai… ’Ary… Mai… ’ary.., ’Ary... By your Child and the Holy Bood... Tell the Hispanias... In name of the new-born Child... Coca is Sacred… mistaken the profane... And Ana María sang:.. Aii... aii... how hard... Aii-how hard strikes the busné Caló gipsy voice for foreigner, non gipsy... Aii, that no… not… even pennies ha… ha… ah… ah… ve survived. Ah, aiii, ’Ari, ’Ari... I´m dying... Mari… he´s beautiful.!. How beautiful.!. The… e, e, Child... oh, oh...” 01 / 31 / 2000 90 cm. A la plaza de Toros de Santa Fé de Penta Col-DEA: Encierro de vacas locas. ¡Ahó! A... a San Fermín le ha llegado…etc. (Sobre la vacaloca) Una Colombia toreadora con atributos de heyoka. To the “Bullring” of Santa Fé of Penta Col-DEA: A Pen-tagon pen of madcows has arrived. Ahó! A tauromachy crackerjack lady Colombia (over the mad cow), with full heyoka regalia. The text: San Fermín has received notice of the Bastard Corrida via the Mullah Nasser Eddin… the human genoma of Europe has refused the invitation. While the swords and humbugs of CREATED CRIME ® hire their Europeons, our Lady of the Macarena cries and cries… se… se… serene. Not wanting more crutches and coffins, the Colombias return this little “aid” parcel (although it may prod some to Aznar-bray). Besides, the mullah warns: “beware of Greeks bearing gifts.” Something different would be a Garzón soldier-stork (Ciconia maguar) who would seize the marrajo Green-gone (astute, self-assured ox concealing damaging intentions), and take it to a court of Justice wherever there is such a thing... X, the Colombia Xiomara Vallejo F. 7 / 7 / 2000 140 cm. ¡Ahó!, Honestos ciudadanos... Organizando el CRIMEN Pastrana impulsa P(l)an en Senado Greengo… Votaría apenas en junio. ASERRÍN, ASERRÁN... (los maderos del San Juán, piden queso, piden pan … ¡y no les dan!…) (Al centro) Un gran Estado (EEUU) sobre un pequeño Estado. Ana María Becerra pregunta: “Venga, honestos ciudadanos y consumidores … ¿quienes son los verdaderos jíbaros de las drogras? Ustedes elijirán, otra vez, uno tal como President(e).” Una Colombia (a la derecha) jugando castañas* dice: … “es un bully sanguinario...¡dale Britannia!”. Sobre su cabeza, se escucha un Penta-gononano-són: La Colombia conocida como Isabel Paz ha sido avistada jugando castañas con-parece-Brittania… ¡Atrapen a la perra! oyendo la cacofonía Isabel sonrió y dijo: “Ven”, y se esfumó seguida por Britannia. *Juego infantil inglés entre dos o más contrincantes; cada jugador tiene una castaña no comestible (conker) suspendida de un cordel. Gana el que al otro se la quiebre de un golpe. Ahó!, honest citizens... Organizing CRIME (Bottom newsclip) Pastrana pushes P(l)an (bread) Penta-Col-DEA in U.S. Senate. Will vote just in June. U.S. help in “we´ll see”… Saw-dust and sawdust... (lit. nursery rhyme) The timbers of the San Juán River are begging for bread and begging for cheese… but are getting none… (Above the newsclips) Ah!.. a great state... 4 / 13 / 2000 120 cm. ¡Ahó!, Britannia (Arriba) Desgraciadas... aflijidas... estamos Britannia… (Bajo los pies de la Colombia) Retrato del ministro de Relaciones Exteriores Fernández de Soto… TIRA DE´A… Nos matan… Cumbre hemisférica... CRIMEN CREADO ®… de drogas… nos están obliterando el patrimonio… (Cerámica precolombina de El Bolo, decomisada en el aeropuerto.) Ahó!, Britannia (At top) …the grieve... (Below the feet of the Colombia) Portrait of Fernández de Soto… Foreign Relations minister... TIRA (Spoor) DE´A... they are killing us… Hemispheric summit… CREATED CRIME ®... on drugs. They are obliterating our heritage... (pre-Columbian ceramic confiscated at the airport.) 1999 95 cm. ¡Ahó! Thank you Britannia... Nota bene Col-DEAnos! A Keith Morris, “¡Gracias señor!”. El Reino Unido se desembarca de la guerra antidrogas. Ahó! Thank you Britannia ...Nota bene Col-DEAns! To Keith Morris. Retired, ambassador of the United Kingdom (Bogotá 1990-1994) says: “The war on drugs cannot be won. Colombia has been pressured by the U.S. into a war of 30 years... The conflict it now faces is fed not by ideology but by the illict traffic of drugs, the cost, dozens of thousands of deaths. It has been difficult for me to advocate the legalization (of drugs), because it means saying to those with whom I worked, that this was an unnecessary war. But the imperative should be to try to stop the damages of that war.” Britain bans the sale of Cosmo Flux, an additive to Paraquat and Round up. 7 / 2000 75 cm. ¡Ahó!, Chaparica… Chaparica / voz gitana Rom; Pajarita... (Apelativo cariñoso de las colombianas para Colombia). Advertencia sobre una vacaloca morucha (vaca sin calidad de origen) embistiendo. 2000 60 cm. Ahó!, Chaparica... Chaparica / Rom gipsy voice; Little Bird… (Term of endearment of the Colombias for Colombia). Warning about a morucha (cow without quality of origin) madcow charging. ¡Ahó!, Marianne. De Carolina Camargo en Barranquilla (Heyoka / guerrera (o) que habla y actua en contrarios): FMI y E. U. NO respaldan… NO de EEUU y FMI a la corrupción y destrucción de Colombia… NO… “este no es Le Boche ola... y Vichy otra vez, Marianne”. Ahó!, Marianne. From Carolina Carmargo in Barranquilla (Heyoka / warrior lady) that talks and acts in opposites: The WashingTown Post (quoted): IMF and U.S. do NOT back the scourge of CREATED CRIME®. NO... to corruption and destruction of Colombia... “so drugs don´t reach our shores”... U$D 1.600 M in damages... NO... “this is not Le Boche or Vichy again, Marianne.” (Carolina is in full heyoka regalia) 2000 90 cm. ¡Ahó!, Consejo Oglala Lakota. ¡Ahó!, Congreso Nacional de Indios Americanos Re: CRIMEN CREADO ® INC... La guerra contra las drogas (Lea desde el margen izquierdo hacia arriba.) Ahó!, Oglala Lacota Council. Ahó!, National Congress of American Indians Re: CREATED CRIME ® Inc.... The war on drugs… (Read from the bottom line up, on the right …) for the Americas, “… let the Oglala Lakota Council speak… let the National Congress of American Indians speak to us... Let them tell us what is illicit and what is Wakan, sacred...” declared Nelly Carillo. 07 / 13 / 2000 90 cm. ¡Ahó!.. a los Siete Fuegos Sagrados “Vamos... a ello. Vamos, vamos a los Siete Fuegos Sagrados. A los Siete Fuegos Sagrados les preguntaremos si la corrupción de nuestra gente y la destrucción de nuestra tierra es lícita y wakan (sagrada). En deferencia al Congreso, nos ateneremos”, dijo Sandra Ramos. Ahó!.. to the Seven Sacred Campfires (Read from the bottom upwards) We go... 2000 110 cm. ¡Ahó!, Argentina La Deportivísima Guerra del CRIMEN CREADO ®. “Llora por nosotras, Argentina”… Miles of Fresh-alias Frechette-Shit, (em-baja-door EEUU para Earny Samper)… Ahó!, Argentina The Very Sporty War of CREATED CRIME ®… “Cry for us, Argentina”... Miles of Fresh-alias Frechett-Shit, (am-bass-a-door to Earnest Samper), imposes U.S. Weltanschauung of CREATED CRIME® on political dupes and brass. 1997 37 cm. III Intervención patente y con patente... ... Mad “Gallina Ciega” Albrite por su casa... ... los fumigados... ... los fumigadores... ... bienvenidos y condecorados... Patent intervention with a patent.. ... Mad “Blind Hen” Albrite at home... ... the fumigated... ... the fumigators... ... welcome and condecorated.... .¡Feliz Año 2000! Nuevo milenio en la lejana Col-DEA, bajo el CRIMEN CREADO ®. (Arriba, derecha)Una Colombia brinda: ¡Feliz Año! (A la izquierda) Una Colombia mira los territorios que conformaban la Gran Colombia en 1824. (A la derecha, abajo) Mapa territorial de la República de la Nueva Granada en 1852. Happy New Year 2000! New Year-noo millenium in far Col-DEA 2000 under CREATED CRIME ® (Top right) A Colombia toasts. (Left) A Colombia viewing map of territories that made up the Greater Colombia in 1824. (Lower right) Territorial map of the Republic of New Granada in 1852. 2000 59 cm El lamento The lament 1 / 2000 101 cm. Lord, even in the refuge of your hands we feel alone, incomplete… and… and… “abandoned” (At top) CREATED CRIME ® Scourge in Colombia. Casa Blanca: Columbia, problema # 1… y Sandra ”jua jua” Ramos Casa Blanca apuntala la “ah-you-dada” ante el Congreso de EEUU con agitprop “Columbia problema # 1”. Sandra “jua jua” Ramos invierte el agitprop: “Colombia,.. el problema número uno es el CRIMEN CREADO ® Made IN USA”. White House: “Columbia is problem # 1... and Sandra “ha ha” Ramos 2 / 6 / 2000 55 cm. White House uses agitprop argument for “ah-youdada” (aid) before U.S. “King-Kongress”. Sandra “ha ha” Ramos inverts the tables to: “Colombia, the number 1 problem is CREATED CRIME ® Made in USA.” Clean “Ton” Bill “revela” propuesta Ante el congreso de EU... Ah-you-dada para Columbia. (Centro izquierda, Colombia mirando la cachorra) “Leonisa mi-rá...!” “Mágicos surgen”, dice Bill... y exagerando: “Costeña Paola Hoyos… ¡tener gran culo!” Ella replica: “¡embustero!” (Arriba izquierda) Un sol-escudo de Guerra. Clean “Ton” Bill “reveals” proposal Before U.S. congress... Ah-you-dada for Columbia. (At middle left looking at puppy)… “Leonisa, look...!” “Magics up” (narcos on the up swing) quoth Bill... and exaggerating: “Costeña Paola Hoyos has a huge ass!” She replies: “Buster, you are a liar!” (On top, left), War sun-shield. 2 / 7 / 2000 100 cm. Los alcances del CRIMEN CREADO ®... c/o La Vacaloca L. A. Moreno, el “hombre” Col-DEA-no en WashingTown... (Retrato) Moreno con tocado de vacaloca cornivuelta y marca del Fantasma dijo: “¡La inestabilidad regional no la está generando Colombia sino la industria del narcotráfico...!” Por ello propuso la vía de libre comercio... más un Pan Andino regional. Una Colombia exclama: “¡UFFFF!”, y lo condecora. (Lado derecho) Vuestro “man” en Washing…… The reaches of CREATED CRIME ® c/o The madcow L. A. Moreno, the Col-DEA “man” in WashingTown...(Portrait) Moreno with madcow outfit and the Phantom´s mark on the cheek declares: “It’s not Colombia that generates regional instability... it´s… the industry of narcotrafficking!” (Text on right margin) Parrot that flaunts the postulates of Plan Green-gone (CREATED CRIME®) as if issued from his own crop... lackey of CREATED CRIME®… proposes regional Plan Columbia... Or ANDEAN Plan... A favorite of that lesser humanity… Plus a “Free Trade Agreement” FTA. That´s why (below) Tatiana Beltrán says: “UFFFFFFF!” while decking him in proper outfit. 2 / 2000 70 cm. Sopa de Santos. El CRIMEN CREADO ® hacia el Insistir e Instigar la Traición (Definición: English / Spanish Legal Glossary of the Superior Court of California (County of Sacramento) (Abajo), El Cafre Rey con la cúpula… La Colombia sobre la nube de tinta (ink) pregunta: “¿Estos tipos van a otorgar medallas “Purple Heart” (Corazón Púrpura)... recibir... Medallas al Honor del Congreso (USA)?” (A la izquierda, arriba) El em-baja-door “Ham” Hamman en la Casa de Nariño ante busto de Bolivar (Testigo de excepción) y el Cafre Rey diciendo: “Las fuerzas militares y policivas enteras de la Col-DEA a nuestras órdenes, servicio y nómina”. (El ministro Es-guerra cometió las FFAA de Columbia a la lucha contra el narcotráfico, y notificó su radiante gestión en EL TIEMPO) La Colombia (heyoka), con corona de yarumo, le pregunta al pueblo americano: “¿Sus impuestos trabajando?” Soup of Saints. CREATED CRIME® to aiding and abetting Treason (Definition, re: cited legal text, above.) (At the bottom), the Caffir King, Drug Zar, with military mugwumps. Nude Colombia (above INK) asks pertinent question. (Top left) Am-bass-a-door “Ham” Hamman, before bust of Bolivar (Exceptional witness*), at Nariño House with the Caffir King in emetic pronouncement. War minister Es-gue-rra (Is-war) has already committed the Armed Forces of Col-DEA to the war on drugs and notified his diplomatic accomplishment in EL TIEMPO. The large Colombia, a heyoka, begs the question. (Top left) Bolivar pipes: “Tell me with whom you walk and I will tell you who you are.” 2 / 2000 96 cm. Pu$o el ¢ebo el CRIMEN CREADO ® La guerrilla, entre otros, mordió. (Abajo, a la derecha) Y Lorena Nieto añadió:… (A la izquierda, abajo) FAC, Estado Col-DEA, Escuela USA lista para la acción... CREATED CRIME ® $et the bait The guerrilla, among others, took it. (Continuing at lower right) And Lorena Nieto added: “of those others, these, Armed Forces, Law and Order, the little reds and the little blues were left proffessing that to tempt and corrupt the citizens, throw themselves against us, destroy and poison the country is culminating patriotism, praiseworthy State policy.” (At lower left) Air Force-Col-DEA STATE-USA School, ready for action. 2 / 10 / 2000 80 cm. Dahián González bajo fuego en la Col-DEA 2000 49 cm. Dahián González under fire in Col-DEA HRW. El Burladero. Toros, brutos, vacaslocas, mamarrachos y espontá-neo-s Revuelo por informe de Derechos Humanos. HRW acusa al Ejército: “...hay nexos de militares con Castaño.”... Espantáneo U.S. SCHOOL General HERRERA: “Es un informe calumnioso”. Vice-Gustavo-Bell: “rechazo vinculaciones institucionales entre grupos de autodefensas ilegales y FFMM, el informe es contrario a la verdad”. General “Violan derecho a la honra” Tapias. Colombia a la izquierda, espontánea: “… al ´apa le ´oy a ´ecir…” (Arriba) La Colombia pregunta: “...¿tiene HRW la razon? El jefe es humano... pero... ¿los esbirros son esbirros?” HRW. El burladero. Bulls, brutes, madcows, and humbugs 2 / 24 / 2000 75 cm. Outcry over Human Rights Watch report. HRW accuses the Army: “...ties between militaries, and (paramilitary) Castaño.” U.S. SCHOOL. Brass of III and IV Brigades: “It´s a slanderous report.” Vice-P-Gustavo-Bell: “I reject institutional links between illegal paramilitary groups and Armed Forces, the report is contrary to truth.” General “they violate right to honor” Tapias. Spontaneous Colombia at left: “…to the (P)´ope I´m goin ´to snitch…” Colombia at top: “Is humanly (Watch!) RIGHT?” Presencia: 4 Chicas Malas 4, XYZ Fuerzas Para-Armadas-perjudicadas. Columbia S.A. Presence: 4 Bad Girls 4, XYZ Harmed Para-Armed Forces, Columbia S.A. 1992 > 2000 98 cm. Col-DEA State… y la Mujer Caballo dijo... El desmonte del CRIMEN CREADO ®… el desmonte por el CRIMEN CREADO ®… etc. ¿Quién pagará? Col-DEA State... And the Horse Woman said… Desmonte, desmontar = to dismantle / deforest, to clear… i.e. dismantle CREATED CRIME ®. Who will pay? 3 / 2000 99 cm. Desdén. Condiciones para conversaciones de desmantelamiento Disdain. Conditions for dismantlement talks. (At the bottom line) “Lorena… isn´t it true that during concertations celebrated abroad, the Colombias will not sit down with CREATED CRIME ® but will remain standing?”… “yes in local dialogues the spokesmen of CREATED CRIME ® will not be allowed to take seat among the Colombias and will have to remain standing”, finished gal Mejía. 2000 68 cm. Paz-trana Paz-Jazz… To Zap / Zapper = francotirador. Paz-trana Paz (Peace) Jazz Paz-trana : “P(l)an (bread) Columbia is for peace.” 2000 95 cm. Cindy: En atuendo de Paz-jazz Cindy: In Paz-jazz outfit 1995 98 cm. (Gobierno) Vichy 2000-2010… ¿o más? (Abajo centro) “El Col-DEAno” informa... (Arriba, izquierda) Marta Mulett pregunta: “¿Venga, cual quién va a cornear (Gore) ahora? ¿NoEmí?” Su alter ego (en rojo): Hongo-ACHTUNG… y dice: “NacionesUSA-Unidas vs. Nosotras... Pues me meo en ellas”. Siguen alter egos en azul y amarillo... Colombia N.N. llama su atención a la columna de Daniel Samper Pizano: “Marta mirá...” (Encima de esta) Un pedido de Mad “Gallina Ciega” Albrite a poner a los paras “Escuela de las Americas” en la lista de terroristas extranjeros… La calavera dice... (Arriba, centro) SOL-E.U... Sobre la barrera, PETAIN, PETAIN, PETAIN... en la arena, VICHY 2000-2010 ¿o más? Vichy (government) 2000-2010… or more..? “The Col-DEAn”informs: Aid (ah-you-dada) of CREATED CRIME ® passes! Mules and Elephants approve, 33 to 13. (Bottom line) 1 COLOMBIA 1 to death.(At top, left) Marta Mulett asks... Her alter ego (in red) warns: fungus-ACHTUNG-fungus (i. e. f-USA-rium oxysporum vs. coca proposed by the U. N.) and muses: “the United-USA-Nations against us... Well. piss on them.” Says Alter ego in blue: “...first... the plant in the fore garden ….” Alter ego (in yellow) adds:”... Now... The garden itself” A Colombia at right calls Marta´s attention to Daniel Samper´s press column: “It is not a plan, it’s a war.” (Above it) A congressional veto on the use of helicopters for paramilitary operations, and *a bid to Mad “Blind Hen” Albrite to put Colombian paras (School of the Americas spawn) on the foreign terrorist list. The skull at top: “look... They don´t want to appear swineish.” (At top center) SUN-U.S. over the ring... on the ring boards... PETAIN, PETAIN, PET... on the arena: VICHY 2000-2010, or more? The respectable (public), as numbskulls. 3 / 10 / 2000 100 cm. La vacaloca, industriales y sindicatos (A la derecha) Proponen dar día de salario para la guerra. Industriales expresan pleno respaldo a iniciativa… sindicatos la rechazan y dicen que harían el aporte para salud o educación. (A la izquierda) La Colombia Yeimy: “Señor, ten piedad… se unen al Filisteo… Señor…” Calavera: “Yeimy Reina, bogotana, está enamorada y no teme confesarlo” (Arriba, derecha) Paquete de “ah-you-dada”. The madcow, industrialists and unions (On the right) Proposal to give a day´s salary for the war. Industrialists express full support to initiative… unions reject it and say they would give contribution to health or education. (On the left) Colombia Yeimy: “Lord, have mercy… they join the Philistine… Lord…” Skull: “Yeimy Reina, from Bogotá, is in love and is not afraid to confess it” (At top, right) “Ah-you-dada” gift package. 3 / 15 / 2002 64 cm. Bastard Corrida Isabel Cristina Londoño Ossa said... “There shall be no peace while they sustain CREATED CRIME ®.” Isabel Cristina Londoño Ossa dijo… (Abajo) CRIMEN CREADO ®, Corrida Bastarda… 03 / 2000 83 cm. Samanta dijo: “La coca es sagrada… y el Creador no ha cometido un error botaníco”. Samantha spoke: “Coca is sacred… and the Creator has not made a botanical error.” 2000 36 cm. Las gemelas… Twin sisters… Eulalia y Sugei en plenilunio doble para Mad “Gallina Ciega” Albrite. Las gemelas: “¡Moon her!” Eulalia and Suhei in twin full moon for Mad “Blind Hen” Albrite. The twins: “Moon her!” 1997 42 cm. Mad “Gallina Ciega” Albrite, la vacaloca impaciente Mad “Blind Hen” Albrite, the impatient madcow Gobierno de EEUU impaciente por “el paquete” (ah-you-dada). Albrite amenaza con el veto… Alexandra Benedetti (con banderillas negras) se prepara… ¡Ole! U.S. government impatient for aid (ah-you-dada) package. Albrite threatens with veto. At the madcow´s option, Alexandra Benedetti (with black banderillas) prepares… Ole! 2000 99 cm. ¡VIENE ALBRITE! El flagelo...en nombre del amor (Por la galleta de la Colombia) Clean “Ton” Bill dice: “Manden a Mad “Gallina Ciega” Albrite.” (Bajo la bomba roja) EEUU con ayuda de U.$.D. 1.600 M quiere restablecer orden en Caquetá y el Putumayo. ALBRITE IS COMING! The scourge...in the name of love... (Between the Colombia´s legs) Clean “Ton” Bill orders: “Send Mad “Blind Hen” Albrite” (Under red bomb) The U.S. with U.$.D. 1.600 M wants to re-establish order in Caquetá and Putumayo. 1 / 2000 97 cm. Llega la “Gallina Ciega” LOCA Clean “Ton” Bill le apuesta a la Col-DEA… (Abajo, izquierda) … ¡apuesta tú! (Arriba) La Cold-ea del CRIMEN CREADO® será actualizada (up-dated). (Foto) Falsa Colombia, Mad “Gallina Ciega” Albrite llegando con el em-baja-door “Ham” Hamman al Hotel Santa Clara (A la derecha) Una Colombia añade salsa: “Voy a publicar tu foto…” The MAD “Blind Hen” arrives Clean “Ton” Bill bets on Col-DEA… (Circle at bottom) ...you bet too! (Foto at left) Mad “Blind Hen” (a false Colombia) arriving in Cartagena with am-bass-a-door “Ham” Hamman. (The Colombia, at right) adds (salsa) sauce: “I´m going to publish your photo... In the newspapers...” 1 / 12 > 15 / 2000 45 cm. “Gallina Ciega” Albrite y pretendiente, JÍBAROS del CRIMEN CREADO® El guiño de Mad “Gallina Ciega” Albrite a las preocupaciones de Andy Paz-trana. Andy dice: “Ella es una mujer”. Ella dice: “El es un hombre”. “Blind Hen” Albrite and pretender, PUSHERS of CREATED CRIME®. 4 / 2000 23 cm. The wink of Mad “Blind Hen” Albrite to the worries of Andy Pastrana... A la hora del té y el Paz-jazz, SOL EEUU ¡adelante! Mad “Gallina Ciega” Albrite elogia a Pastrana por sacar el país… la Colombia interviene la línea y… At tea and Paz-jazz time, SUN U.S. Forward! Mad “Blind Hen” Albrite praises Pastrana for his effort to push the country… (The Colombia interfering the line)... backwards, (pa’trás, pa’trás)... backwards (pa’trás), as guineafowl say...” 4 / 2000 26 cm. ¿QUÉ es el general Henry SHELL-TON? (Al lado izquierdo), VICHY-le BOCHE, Jefe del Estado Mayor Conjunto... Con-decorado... (Al lado derecho) Ah-you-dada-muy pronto. Shell-Ton responde:”enreda-er-dada... Mientras tanto el Papa deplora el Holocausto… La negra Paola Andrea Barrios Moraday se queja: “Nosotras tenemos que echarle ojo al culiblanquito del “hasta el amargo final” todo el tiempo...” WHAT is General Henry SHELL-TON? 3 / 23 / 2000 84 cm. (On the left), Henry con-decorated... “Letelier case linked to Pinochet”, says General Ferdy Tapias. “Too bad”, replies Henry. (On the right) Ferdy echoes the headlines: Ah-you-dada... aid, very soon… Henry replies: “enreda-ehr… dada…” meaning it´s tangled up. Meanwhile the Pope deplores the Holocaust. (Above) Black Colombia Paula Andrea mulls... Respuesta a la pregunta con pregunta Answer to the question with a question (At the bottom line of the left margin) CREATED CRIME ®… (Under the date, marzo 2000, in red) the text reads: The Commander in Chief Henry Shelton left greatly impressed with the work of the Armed Forces and will assist Congress in his country to help Colombia. (Left margin) What did general Shell-Ton come for? The inceptive line of the answer, lying at the bottom of the piece: “...to despoil us and our ranges… with the connivance of the “high command” and the para-blue “bird” in Chief … and you?” 3 / 2000 45 cm. Agitan el Trick-olor (Lea por el lado izquierdo, hacia arriba, y baje.) Waving the tri-ck-colored flag 4 / 2000 100 cm. “So as to upturn us. The on High is on High, the low, low... and the vile, vile…”, said paisa Liz Betancurt very calmly. El CRIMEN CREADO® enrumbado en la Col-DEA El jefe del Comando Sur, “Charlie” Whilhem (sic), denunció ayer la aparición de un “nuevo enemigo” de la delincuencia organizada. (En 1) debajo de la corrupción de todos los actores. (y en 1) la corrompida (corre y pide) Col-DEA (y tras la swastika) General John C. Thompson aseguró en el foro “El papel de las Fuerzas Militares en una Democracia en Desarrollo”... Su país aprobará... la ayuda... “porque no es un acto de caridad sino una responsabilidad de EEUU” La Chica Viernes (al margen derecho) le responde al jíbaro John C. Thompson: “.¡.nunca hemos confundido el azote de su Pan (Bread) Columbia con la Caridad.!. P.S. ¡Que “su” país es responsable de la corrupción social y la destrucción física de Colombia... sí… lo es...!” (En 2) Lo$ corrompido$, nueva política y nuevo país. “Yo defiendo la política Paz-trano-nueva”. (En 3) Los corruptores, Andy, Fredy Tapias y “Charlie”... foto del recuerdo… Andy diciendo: “Aquí, con la alta K.K...K del CRIMEN CREADO® (En 4)… El cornivuelto en Colombia,.. huellas… en ristra, de pezuñas. (Al lado izquierdo) Elizabeth Betancurt gritovideando: “cuidado-idado-Ene... (ah)... migou Nuevou”. (Abajo izquierda) Ahora... petimetres del CRIMEN CREADO® develan “Nuevou!!! N-migo nuevou”. (Bajo ella) Indígenas, EL (P)AISAJE en el ojo de la guerra. Más dinero a las FFMM. (Más), DESCUVRE* por qué Clean “Ton” Bill estar preocupado... ¡Llora con él..! (Bajo asterisco) Casa Blanca criticó aplazamiento al Plan Colombia… Nuevos retrasos causarán “un coste innecesario a los estadounidenses, a nuestros intereses en el exterior y a la preparación de nuestros militares alrededor del mundo, dijo Clean “Ton” Bill en una declaración emitida el martes (sic). 4 / 7 / 2000 98 cm. CREATED CRIME® having a BALL in Col-DEA Southern Command chief, “Charlie” Whilhem (sic), denounced yesterday the apparition of a “new enemy” of organized delinquence... (In 1) The corruption of all the actors, the corrupt runs and begs. Col-DEA, showcase of CREATED CRIME®. (Text under the swastika) General John C. Thompson assured in forum The role of the Military Forces in a Developing Democracy: ...his country will approve... the aid… because it is not an act of charity but a responsibility of the U.S. The Girl Friday (on the right margin) answers the pusher John C.Thompson: “We have never mistaken the scourge of your Pan (Bread) Columbia with charity...! P.S. That your country is responsible for the social corruption in, and the physical destruction of, Colombia... yes...it is..!” (In 2) The corrupt,.. new policy and the new country “I defend the Paztranonew... Policy.” (In 3) The corruptors, Andy, Ferdy Tapias and “Charlie”, in souvenir photo... Andy saying: “Here, with the high K. K. (onomatopoeia / poo-poo) K... of CREATED CRIME ®!” (In 4) El Cornivuelto (devil with horns pointing backwards) in Columbia... string of tracks of the cloven hoof. (On the left side) Elizabeth Betancurt video crying: “be carefulbe careful, New ene... ah ….migo enemy.” (Bottom left) And now... Humbugs of CREATED CRIME ® “reveal”... a “new enemy!” (Under her) Indians, the landscape, in the eye of the war. More money for the Armed Forces. (Finally) Discover why Clean “Ton” Bill” is worried” …Cry with him...! (Under asterisk) The White House criticized the postponement of Plan Columbia… new delays will cause “an unnecessary cost to U.S. citizens, to our interests abroad and the preparation of our military around the world” said Clean “Ton” Bill in a declaration issued on Tuesday (sic). 4 / 7 / 2000 98 cm. Carolina Gómez enmontada Carolina Gómez hiding in the brush 2000 70 cm. Carolina Gómez sale del monte Carolina pregunta: “¿Nuevo enemigo?”... y reposta... Carolina Gómez comes out of the woods Carolina asks: “new enemy?” and challenges: “… charge prick!… I am here, prick..! charge prick… charge... charge..!” holding long and black banderillas. 4 / 2000 69 cm. VIETNAM, 25 años después… VIETNAM, 25 years later… El Agente Naranja ronda en Vietnam, 25+ de flagelo. 25+ en Col-DEA, cortesía del CRIMEN CREADO ®. “¡Fracasados… se abalanzan contra nosotras!”, dice Patricia Barrios en “La Heróica”. Agent Orange does its rounds in Vietnam, 25+ years of scourge. 25+ years in Col-DEA, courtesy of CREATED CRIME ®. “Losers... they hurl themselves against us!”, says Patricia Barrios in “Heroic Cartagena”. 4 / 2000 98 cm. Col DEA actualizada Patricia Helena Trespalacios devela la actualización... 1) 2) 3) Pen-ta-gono-Col-DEA... 4?, 5?, 6.?. Ella dice: “¡Nosotras hemos actualizado nuestros tapapubes.!.” Col-DEA updated Patricia Helana Trespalacios updates Col-DEA 1) 2) 3) Pen-ta-gono-Col-DEA... 4?, 5?, 6.?. Patricia says: “We have updated our merkins.!.” (At left) General Wilhelm (labeled imported potato)... heat it up... Wilhelm says: “...threepalacios... ree-FERher…to US!… er… end...er... HOH!… Coke please.” 4 / 2000 45 cm. Miss Belleza Juvenil Colombia 2000 manda decir: “...nos lo echarían encima.” El hongo f-USA-rium oxysporum... c/o CRIMEN CREADO ®, para erradicación de cocales en Parques Nacionales. Miss Juvenile Beauty Colombia 2000 sends word: “...they would throw it on us”, meaning f-USA-rium oxysporum.., CREATED CRIME´s “proposal” for coca eradication in National Parks. 2000 75 cm. La Colombia Lesby Johana Barros en “Susana y los ancianos”. The Colombia Lesby Johana Barros in “Susana and the elders.” Johana con banderillas negras... Johana with black banderillas... 2000 99 cm. Ex-ejecutivo del CRIMEN CREADO ® distinguido con la Cruz de Bollo-acá Paz-trana presi-ente con-decora al Comandante en Jefe del Comando Sur, General “Charlie” E. Wilhem… (Arriba) Diana María Becerra le repunta... 4 / 26 / 2000 119 cm. Commander in Chief General “Charlie” E. Wilhelm (retired) get´s his money´s worth… the Bollo-acá Cross Bollo n.m. (lit) Shit-mire / Acá adv, (over) here. Diana María Becerra addresses Paz-trana: “…bury it… it can´t cover the abasement or disguise the marrajo!” Marrajo adj. Tauromac. A cautious, astute ox difficult to deceive and concealing a damaging intention. Engarzan Cruz de Bollo-acá en garrote del CRIMEN CREADO® Nación del CRIMEN CREADO ®,.. Deportes D3,.. Super Variedades C5,.. General C8,.. Sociales B5,.. Bollo-acá Cross clasped on Truncheon of CREATED CRIME ® (At SOCIALES B5) Undress Paz-trana with “Charlie” Wilhelm sporting Bollo-acá Cross. (At right) Carolina Camargo in Barranquilla, hitching her tanga with an original, comments: “Charlie “Will-HELL-m” BOLIVAR, better,.. We keep them.” (At top) Stutterer PATRICIA Barrios in Cartagena calls out: “Ca… ah… ah… ro… gi… e… ve… me… one… fo… for... my… bra… bra... ssière…” 4 / 26 / 2000 98 cm. Rojo azul y Amarillo… la perversion del “patojo” (Abajo, izquierda) Tutela de indígenas… estudio de EEUU para levantar veto de operaciones… (Arriba, izquierda) Bandera trick-olor ondeando. Red, blue and yellow… the perversion of the “parrot” (Bottom left) Amazonian Indians lodge injunction against aerial fumigations. “After a year´s suspention of Aid (ah-you-dada) for aerial interdiction, the U.S. studies a project to lift veto of operations.” (sic). (At top left) Trick-olored flapper waving under state policy. 4 / 2002 35 cm. La coquera Margarita “Perita” Naranjo anhelando Coca-chewing Colombia Margarita “Crackerjack” Naranjo yearning 2000 65 cm. El Americaco… Ka-K-K (Ame-rica-caco) El País en la mira de EEUU. Habla... Jívaro # 1 del CRIMEN CREADO ® Clean “Ton” Bill. La Colombia con tableta (a la izquierda) escucha: “un daño serio y perdurable…” (y abajo)… “si... puede ser despedazada también lo pueden ser otras”... otras... La Colombia negra reza el Salmo 28 (27) The Ame-rica-Co-K-K-K-(Caco nm thief / rica adj (gen) rich) The country... In the sights of the U.S.’s CREATED CRIME ® Presiding Pusher Clean “Ton” Bill speaks!... The Colombia with tablet (at left) listens: “a serious and enduring damage…” (and at bottom) “If... it can be torn apart others can be too”... others… others... The black Colombia at top left intones Psalm S. 28 (27) (See a Bible). The small Colombia at middle says: “we don´t need to stand by a text to see… the scope sights... and behind them.” 5 / 3 / 2000 98 cm. El Catatumbo sitiado y despedazado La J-U.S.-TI-CIA del CRIMEN CREADO ® y su coca“in”a en el Catatumbo. (Bajo el signo Luftwaffe en rojo) “Paras” y guerrilla se pelean el nuevo emporio de la coca donde los narcos han instalado viveros para cultivar semillas importadas que producen plantas de tres metros de altura. (Al medio, izquierda) Sol-E. U., cubre a Columbia (Al centro) Operación”Motilón”;, Col-DEA re-mata el Catatumbo... mapas de hechos y estadísticas. (Entre el humo, a la derecha) El bautismo de fuego, “Opera Mutilación”. re: El humo... el proverbio: “Puedes esconder la hoguera, ¿pero qué vas a hacer con el humo?” (Al lado de la bandera trick-olor) Clon de marine por Creaciones del CRIMEN CREADO® (Abajo) La Colombia Yomaira Hernández como testigo. 5 / 13 / 2000 69 cm. The Catatumbo seiged and destroyed. J-U.S.-T-ICE of CREATED CRIME® and its coca“in”e in the Catatumbo. (Under the Luftwaffe sign, in red) “Paras” and guerrillas dispute the new coca“in”e emporium where the “narcos” have installed nurseries to cultivate imported seed that produces plants 3 meters high. (sic) (At middle, left) Sun-U. S. covers Columbia (At center) Military Operation “Motilón” (name of endemic tribe subject to extinction) Col-DEA finishes off the Catatumbo. The rest are maps of “facts” and “figures” (Amid the smoke, at right) The baptism by fire, “Opera Mutilation” re: the smoke, the proverb: “You can hide the fire, but what are you going to do with the smoke?” The Catatumbo is delivered as requested, to Oxidental. (At front of trick-olored flapper) Marine Clone by CREATED CRIME ® Creations. (Below), the Colombia Yomaira Hernandez as witness. 5 / 13 / 2000 69 cm. Tumbo al cata-que-tetumbo Yomaira Hernandez (en oro) le pone valor monetario al tumbis tumbo al cata-que te-tumbo de la Col-DEA y el paz-Jazz del CRIMEN CREADO ®. (En la figura Quimbaya con torsal Calima) El precio... “un pié cuadrado del Catatumbobien-raíz-por un pié cuadrado de tierra base de Manhattan.” 2000 43 cm A shake to the simple bled-whiteshake down fleece of the Catatumbo Yomaira Hernández (decked in gold) puts a monetary value on the shake down of the Catatumbo by Col-DEA and the Paz-jazz of CREATED CRIME ®. (On the Quimbaya figure at top right) The price... “a square foot of Catatumbo un-real estate for 1 square foot of Manhattan land base.” Yomaira “Catatumbo” Hernández tasajeada Figura femenina decúbita, con piernas y mano izquierda trozadas, recostada sobre el codo izquierdo, la mano derecha sobre herida del brazo superior izquierdo. Corona amarilla prominente y atrás un sol naciente al lado izquierdo y su fase poniente al lado derecho. Nariguera, labio superior y bezote de oro, marca supralabial en azul, mejilla izquierda en rojo y lagrimones en violeta. Tronco en azul con upavita de dos bandas y tanga y glúteo en amarillo. Collage, acrílico sobre papel. Sur-occidente de Colombia. Contemporáneo, circa A.D. 2000. Yomaira “Catatumbo” Hernandez diced 5 / 2000 36 cm. Decumbent female figure with severed left hand and legs, the right hand over wound on the upper left arm. Prominent yellow hallo and, behind, a rising sun to the left and its waning phase to the right. Nose ornament, lower lip and chin-plug in gold, a supra lip mark in blue, left cheek in red, tears in violet. The trunk in blue with a two-banded upavita, tanga and glutea in yellow. Collage, acrylic on paper, south western Colombia. Contemporary, circa. A.D. 2000. EM-balan el CRIMEN CREADO ® ¡Plomo de contado! US $ 86M para construcciones militares y TRES (3) Bata-clones c/o Senador U.S. Trent Lot & Co … Hell-bent for leather on CREATED CRIME ® 5 / 19 / 2000 95 cm. (Colombia at top) Drawing cash & fire! U.S. $ 86 M for military constructions and THREE (3) Bata-clones c/o U.S. Senator Trent Lot & Co… Opted, gunfire & poison! Faritza Almeida con patojo parlanchín Faritza Almeida with tongue wagging parrot U.S. GO-AHEAD. (In the press clip) “Government of Colombia (?) (in red, U.S.) has a very concrete plan for fighting against drugs”, declared senator Frank Lautenberg after meeting with Paz-trana. Garrulous parrot screeches: “Yellow, blue and red-douse the nits and the parrot... Green Goes…” 6 / 2000 39 cm. Faritza Almeida entre la luna, un satélite pirata y el sol Faritza Almeida between the moon, the sun and a freebooter satellite 2000 72 cm. Presence: Gal with torn WANTED poster Presencia: Chica con afiche de SE BUSCA roto 1995 > 2012 96 cm. “El Maiz”. Develan el Kamman Sutra “El Maiz”. The Kamman Sutra revealed Bibiana Vargas: “...el Greengone manda en Col-DEA... mande... mande...” Se retiró el MEJOR policía. Kamman frente a la fumigación para la erradicación de la coca... zanahoria para los campesinos... garrote para los narcos como el derribamiento de aeronaves mediante el uso de radares. (Abajo, izquierda) Kamman y Andy viendo OIL Bibiana Vargas: “the Greengone bosses in Col-DEA... boss... boss...” The BEST policeman retires. Kamman leads the fumigation for the eradication of coca... carrot for the peasants... truncheon for the narcos, like downing of planes with the use of radars. (Bottom) Kamman and Andy seeing OIL 6 / 17 / 2000 112 cm. Regocijo en Penta Col-DEA Hoy. Penta-aplastante SÍ a la Muerte. (Abajo, derecha) El Kamman Sutra iluminado... Leéme-Abrá-zame, en (bomba de) El Tiempo.com. Huye Chaparicachinoguí (voz gitana Rom dimi-diminutiva: pajariquitica) a tu monte, le susurra heyoka Bibiana Vargas a Colombia. Glee in Penta-Col-DEA (Bottom left, news clip) Overwhelming U.S. support to Plan Green-gone. Today, Penta-over whelming YES to Death! (Bottom right) The Kamman Sutra illuminated… Read me, embrace me at (time bomb) El Tiempo.com. The heyoka Bibiana Vargas whispers to Colombia: “flee, Chaparicachinoguí (Rom gipsy for “tiny little bird”) to your forest.” 6 / 23 / 2000 120 cm ¡Bienvenidos, niños, niñas, a la Re-putica Penta-Col-DEA! (Parte inferior de 2 en totem) Coto de Caza y Vitrina del CRIMEN CREADO ®. (Al centro) Todos diciendo Welcome Green-gón to Col-DEA... como Analdex, Dept. Nal. de Planeación, Ascoltex, Kiko “Merlin” Lloreda, Luis Albertico Moreno (Pan Columbia debe ser política de estado)... We love Kolumbia Klub... Bienvenido CRIMEN CREADO ®... Plan Columbia... “Satisfacción”... (Al lado izquierdo, sobre el trasero del cornivuelto) La no nació-n… y el pedo de estrellas nacientes. (A la derecha) MO numen TO… y el relincho de la es-cultura... (La Colombia) Andreina preguntada, despidiéndose de su vida respon-dió... Welcome children to the A-whoring Penta-Col-DEA! (Bottom part of 2 in totem) Showcase of CREATED CRIME ®. (At center) EVERYONE saying Welcome green-gone to Col-DEA... Assorted registered business groups, associations, poli-tick-os,... Luis Albertico Moreno: “Bread (P(l)an) Columbia should be state policy…” The We loff Kolumbia Klub..! “Satisfaction”... (At mid left, on the hind quarters of the horned one) The aborted nation and its flatus of rising stars. (On the right) MO nu-MENT to the Heroes of the Green-gone and matching clone guard and the head of Horace the Horse of Pablo´s Funky Fair neighing: “For God´s sake!… that CREATED CRIME ® would generate a greater social development! Cost me Heaven! I may be the beast, but the Brute is another. Let them roll in the (encierro) pen of PENTAGON-Col-DEA! Hip, hip hurrah for the Bastard Corrida.” (At left, top) The Colombia Andreina on being asked, saying goodbye to her life, responded: “We are the affected but they brand us as FARC...! So-called “left-socializers”... they dismember our abodes... the people… and... scratch us... 6 / 23 / 2000 as de-tractor-s… 110 cm. con-testa-nts.” Andreina en el Santo Sol (Parte superior de 2, en totem) Andreina in the Holy Sun (Top section of 2, in totem) “Lord, these are the soul and heart of my People.” “Yours they are”, answered her ’kitesvara. And she, she had to draw forth her third arm to receive the stem that he was offering. 6 / 23 / 2000 45 cm. La explosiva mezcla caleño-costeña Johanna Ramírez destapa lo que reza el Kamman Sutra Johanna Ramírez takes the lid off the Kamman Sutra The Kamman Sutra entreats Truncheon and Carrot for 10 years... and… “Ham” Hamman’s affection felt for you Columbia!.. Meanwhile, rejoice...! The She-Son of the Father... Arrives !!!... Anne PatterSON the new envoy! 2000 85 cm. Desnudando el Kamman Sutra (Parte inferior de 2 en totem) Xiomara Vallejo traduce el Sutra del em-baja-door “Ham” Hamman... El Kamman Sutra. (Desde “¡Garrote!” lea hacia arriba hasta “envenenadas todas las voces”. Para “Zanahoria” lea hacia arriba por el lado izquierdo.) Defrocking the Kamman Sutra (Lower section of 2 in totem) Xiomara Vallejo translates am-bass-a-door “Ham” Hamman´s “Kamman Sutra”. Sara Betancourt laughed: “Truncheon would the Kamman-boor give us! Stark naked would he leave us... (that would be the least of it)... rip off our dwellings… poison all the voices, with what he swears to be only Glyphosate… gli-fosa-to… with glee he would send us TO the grave.” Sara exclaims: “And Carrot.!. Does the big Green-go think we are his bunnies? That we are going to fuck with him?.. as the pricks do in the capital?” 2000 100 cm. El KAMMAN Sutra en bola (Parte inferior de 2 en totem) Son unas madres; no “entienden” el Kamman Sutra... Sara y Xiomara, a Colombia le cantaban... The KAMMAN Sutra in the nude (Upper section of 2 in totem) 2000 73 cm. They are a bunch of mothers; they don´t “understand” the Kamman Sutra… Sara and Xiomara sing to Colombia: “Heal, oh heal, little frog´s ass... if it doesn´t heal today it will heal tomorrow..! Heal, oh heal little EX-PERI-mental frog´s ass... for if they don´t heal it for you today, they will explode it for you tomorrow-w-w-w.” P(l)an (bread) Columbia, spawn of CREATED CRIME ®. CRIMEN CREADO ® Pasa de Milena Vargas por la Nación Alada. CREATED CRIME ® Dirge by Milena Vargas for the Winged Nation. 2000 46 cm. Fé en mente en la Guerra de la PEN tá-gono-Col-DEA La Quintero, la Algarín y la Arbeláez se hacen 4 preguntas: 1) sobre las Asuras o las Basuras. 2) los mercachifes en el Templo 3) se queda parado el Becerro de Oro del CRIMEN CREADO ® 4) y el flagelo de las Vacas Locas II. Entre ellas surgen 4 respuestas: a) La Mujer Bisonte b) El Yavé Tunka Shila c) Moisés d) Durga, y abrazando todo (arriba), Mitakuye oyasin. Faith in mind in the Penta-gono-Col-DEA war The Colombias Quintero, Algarín and Arbeláez formulate 4 questions as to what to do with: 1) the Asuras or the Basuras (garbage) 2) the money grubbers in the Temple 3) the “golden” calf of CREATED CRIME® 4) the scourge of the madcows II. 4 answers emerge: a) The Buffalo Woman b) The Yavé Tunka Shila c) Moses d) Durga, and embracing it all (at top), Mitakuye oyasin. 6 / 24 / 2000 100 cm. Asesora del Para-Pen-tágono para COLUMBIA. S.A. 1995 > 2010 96 cm. Para-Pen-Tagon Advisor to COLUMBIA. S.A. “Tocando la pluma”. Bye Bye EL PAÍS El Emporio del CRIMEN CREADO ® consolidado. Juan Manuel Santos: “Vamos para adelante”. Clean “Ton” Bill firma el Plan GREEN-GÓN. El Pielroja comenta: “...tocando la pluma”… ¡HECHO! Mientras tanto, traficante Hiett, de la em-bajada de EEUU recibe... 5 meses... Blitz. Continúa “Noche Horrible”. EL PAIS, Arena de Corrida Bastarda, Selección Colombia al Milagroso. (Esquina superior izquierda) Xiomara musitando salmo... (Esquina superior derecha) Xiomara como picador... en ¡Göering balls! El Göering del famoso estribillo “River Kwai”: Hitler solo tiene una pelota... Göering tiene dos, pero muy pequeñas… Himmler tiene algo parecido, pero Göebbels de cojones,.. ¡Nada! “Touching the pen”. Bye Bye “EL PAÍS” The Emporium of CREATED CRIME ® consolidated. Juan Manuel Santos: “We are going forward.” Clean “Ton” Bill signs Plan Green-gone. The Redskin comments: “Touching the pen”... DONE! Meanwhile, U.S. embassy trafficker Hiett gets... 5 months. Blitz. “Horrible Night” (of national anthem fame) continues. EL PAIS (The country), arena of Bastard corrida. Team Colombia to the shrine of miraculous Jesus in Buga. (Top left) Xiomara muses in her inside… “listen Deblushca (Rom gipsy voice for “Childgod”) to the voice of my plea… Oh, Deblushca… strength of my salvation, you cover my head in the day of combat. Deblushca, do not grant the impious his wish... do not allow his plan to culminate... they that assail me raise not their heads over me.” (Top right) Xiomara as picador, in Göering balls! The Göering of “River Kwai” ditty fame: Hitler has only got one ball, Göering has two but very small, Himmler has something similar, but Göebbels has no balls at all! 7 / 2000 90 cm. ¡Brinde champaña! Una Colombia en “Fuck you sir…” Toast Champagne! A Colombia in “Fuck you sir...” CREATED CRIME ®. (Under checkmark) Plan Columbia aid package ratified by Clean “Ton” Bill. (Bottom right) A question remains in Marcela Posada´s head: ¿Treason?” (Top left) Bianca Arango illustrates: they impose “War on Drugs” Plan Columbia and… their man in WashingTown, am-bass-a-door Luis Alberto Moreno at Dupont Circle toasts with Champagne… 2000 47 cm. Presencia: Guarda-costas ZM, New Granada. Ley-USA, YES 1995 96 cm- Presence: Coast-guard ZM, New Granade. Law-USA, YES Plan Columbia, Plan GREEN-gón (Parte inferior de 2 en totem) Una Colombia personificando un Shiva lingam: “Bienvenidos a…” Plan Columbia, Plan GREEN-gone (Bottom part of 2 in totem) A Colombia personificating a Shiva lingam: “Welcome to the USA’s...” 7 / 20 / 2000 90 cm. Pentá-gono-Col-DEA (Parte superior del 2 en totem) Pen = encierro (de) vacaslocas… Para-iso que hizo la Perfidia y el CRIMEN CREADO ®. Penta-gono-Col-DEA (Top part of 2 in totem) Pen...for pen of madcows. The Para-dise made by Treachery and CREATED CRIME ®. 7 / 20 / 2000 80 cm. Colombia disparada Últimos momentos de Marcela Hurtado. Shot Colombia Last moments of Marcela Hurtado. 11 / 2001 35 cm. Antonio Caballero: “A quienes decimos que la prohibición es perversa nos consideran enemigos de Estados Unidos.” La Colombia Andrea Ocampo se declara enemiga del CRIMEN CREADO ®… “¡Ave María!” Columnist Antonio Caballero: “Those of us who say that the prohibition of drugs is perverse are considered enemies of the United States.” The Colombia Andrea Ocampo declares herself an “enemy” by saying: “I want to see my country in peace… without the CREATED CRIME ® Made in USA.” Both join in song to the Virgin Mary. 7 / 22 / 2002 55 cm. ¿Presidente futuro? La línea FANTASY cada vez más atrevida, y “Oiga”… “Otro abanderado del CRIMEN CREADO ®”, dijo la Colombia Alejandra Londoño. Future president? The FANTASY line, ever more daring, and “Listen”... “Another flapper of CREATED CRIME ®”, said Colombia Alejandra Londoño. And Uribe Veléz urges FARC to cease hostilities. “The country needs the P(l)an (bread) Colombia of the Green-gone.” 7 / 2 / 2000 61 cm. Alejandra Londoño disparada 2000 47 cm. Alejandra Londoño shot La tierra, el fundamento del Estado - de la Corrida Bastarda Un-dress Paz-trana empeña la tierra al CRIMEN CREADO ®. “La guerrilla actúa con sadismo”. (Arriba) Saludes a Dios-ito en gitano Rom: Mi Padre… mi Santo Padre… mi Dios niño. The land, the foundation of the State - of the Bastard Corrida (The bottom line) Bastard Corrida (and up)... “The land… the foundation of the State, a fundamental part of our Being… pawned for 10 years to the Golden Calf of CREATED CRIME ®?” asks a kid Colombia (on bottom, right)... The girl on the left questions: “Un-dress..! if that is sadism, what is this?”...in response to Paz-trana´s cry of “The guerrilla acts with sadism”... “it´s not war but sadism!” (Between the two standing figures) 10 more years! National Plan for the war against drugs! CREATED CRIME ® USA... the spirits of the kid Colombias separating... the country (on the right) from the Amazon River to the Peninsula of Guajira and the Penta-Col-DEA Sea, lies in flames… (Top left) A hello to God in Rom gipsy. 8 / 3 / 2000 126 cm. Lydia “La lenguaraz”, sobre territorio Wayuu, ahora en la Gono-PEN-Col-DEA pen 3 / 2007 95 cm. Lydia “”The two-way twitter”, in Wayuu territory, now in the Gono-PEN-Col-DEA pen CRIMEN CREADO® se pone de ruana el país (Al lado izquierdo) Información Institucional / El Ejército Na-na-nal… La Chica Viernes, Lorena Mejía, hace 3 preguntas... (A la izquierda, centro) Figura Quimbaya con leyenda y “Más gasolina.”... (Encima) Ejército a la ofensiva del CRIMEN CREADO ®... La batalla es... Prueba ICFES 2000 con pregunta de 6 opciones y una ñapa... (Y hacia abajo) El horror de los estudiantes... etc… Punto. CREATED CRIME ®... the country in pandemonium (On the left) Institutional information / Na-na-nal Army / For a clear and transparent process. 181 years doing what the Constitution commands!.. Girl Friday Lorena Mejía’s 3 questions: Who ordered you to draft the poor and chalk out the rich by paying (over or under the table) for military duty?.. Who ordered you to revoke “civil rights” if they didn´t pay?.. Who turned you into humbugs of CREATED CRIME ®?.. the little blues?.. the little reds? the Green-guito?.. (Above) Quimbaya figure in red: “An army full of the people, but... of the people?...” More GASOLINE, FARC: “U.S. military aid to Colombia is throwing more fuel on the fire.” (Above it) Army, to the offensive of CREATED CRIME ®! The battle is for… multiple choice pre-university exam question: 1) The children of the world. 2) Ecology. 3) The fattening of frogs for snakes. 4) Reverting the country to its owners. 5) A NEW Columbia. 6) The security of the snakes. 7) Bonus: Bread Columbia is not war. (Below the horrified face)... The horror of the students (fear of the tests) is about to end... The Horror of Plan Green-gone is about to begin. Preparing itself for the Final Solution... Stop. 8 / 7 / 2000 100 cm. Presencia: Guerrillera urbana en plaza Presence: Urban Guerrilla in place 1995 / 2012 95 cm. ¡Arré burro...! pa’ Venezuela Bula Escobar, embajador a Venezuela: “El Plan Colombia no es guerrerista”... Jívaro rey del CRIMEN CREADO ®, Clean “Ton” Bill, viene a Carta-ajena. Todo listo… Giddy-up burro...! to Venezuela Bula Escobar as ambassador to Venezuela: “Plan Colombia is not warring.” King pusher Clean “Ton” Bill coming to Cartagena. Everything ready. Pastrana: “Plan Columbia is not war.” (Above CREATED CRIME ®) The Colombia Angela: It’s the delivery of the country to CREATED CRIME ® “is it war..? or.?. the scourge for 10 years more!” and Angela risks: “Presents! From the little Trojan horse issue forth Col-marine clones!” 8 / 29 / 2000 98 cm. Johanna Ramírez, la explosiva mezcla caleño-costeña (En las columnas de la prensa) Clean “Ton” Bill: “Una condición de esta ayuda es que no nos vamos a involucrar en el conflicto interno”... Paz-trana: “La ayuda americana es para combatir el narcotráfico”… Pregunta: “Habría una situación en la que EEUU considere el apoyo militar contra la guerrilla?”... Clean”Ton” Bill: “¡Quiero contestar claramente! El Presidente Paz-trana ha desarrollado este plan con su equipo de trabajo y no contempla ese punto. Eso no está autorizado”... Paz-trana: “Mientras Undress Paz-trana sea presidente de Columbia, no habrá intervención militar extranjera”... ¿Clean “Ton” Bill se lava las manos? ¿MENTIRA o imposición de EEUU? PARA RECORDAR, esto se tilda “El Narcotrato”: EEUU puede fumigar con tal de acabar la guerrilla. (Arriba) Diálogo entre Bill y Andy y comentario de Johanna frente a noticia (en la cruz). Johanna Ramírez, the explosive mixture of Caleña and Costeña (In the press colums) Clean “Ton” Bill: “A condition of this aid is that we are not going to get involved in the internal conflict.” Paz-trana: “American aid is for fighting narcotraffic.” Question: “Would there be a situation in which the U.S. may consider a military backing against the guerrilla?” Clean “Ton” Bill: “I want to be clear! President Paz-trana has developed this plan with his work team and it does not contemplate this point.” Paz-trana: “While Undress Paz-trana is president of Columbia, there will be no foreign military intervention”. Clean “Ton” Bill washes his hands? A LIE? or U.S. imposition? TO REMEMBER: The Colombias dubbed this “The Narcodeal”; the U.S. can fumigate so long as it finishes the guerrilla. (Above, dialogue) Bill asks: “Was it good? Colombia is not Vietnam?” “That´s it, let them see CLEAR”, answers Andy. Bill then asks: “Was it better, it´s not about yankee imperialism either?” (Above the cross on the right) Clean “Ton” Bill in Vietnam searching for mortal rests of soldier Evert… Johanna comments: “They won´t come over here searching for their cadavers… For skull counts we have the Marine Antinarcotic Bata-Clones, the National Army, the Police, the Air Force… With dead like these, what is the use of a foreign-green-go military intervention, Undress!” 8 / 30 > 11 / 17 / 2000 103 cm. Johanna Ramírez declarando in-dependencia . La explosiva mezcla de caleña con costeña le canta la tabla al CRIMEN CREADO ® U.S.A.... Johanna Ramírez declaring in-dependence. The explosive mixture of caleña and costeña throws down the gage on CREATED CRIME ® U.S.A..: “All the Colombians are of the Colombias... And the Colombias are of all the Colombians!!! but we definitely don´t shack up with the Big green-go, although we are, yes, its decreed fodder.” 8 / 2000 107 cm. Para Undress, carne de mala res For Undress, rogue steer beef Banderillas cortas y negras por zoquete y descasta’o ofrece Oriana. Los Jíbaros del CRIMEN CREADO ®... leer por el margen derecho hacia arriba... Short and black banderillas for lacking class and being a blockhead, offers Oriana. (At bottom) The Pushers of CREATED CRIME ®. read upwards on left side... (On the right side) Pastrana also states: “Our squadrons of poison, yours really, will limit themselves to Columbia. They will not spray the grass in Kansas.” (At top) Elizabeth Betancurt warns: “Oriana, be careful!” 2000 106 cm. Entran las vacaslocas del CRIMEN CREADO ® Pastrana destacó ante la ONU... El Mundo..: “Con la PEN-TA-GONO-COL-DEA vamos a lograr una segunda oportunidad sobre…” Diana Pérez: “Sobre nos, dolor por toda parte (pain = dolor, Pain-ting = pintura) Enter, the madcows of CREATED CRIME ® Paz-trana emphasized before the UN… The World..: “with the PEN tagon-ColDEA we shall gain a second opportunity on…” Diana Pérez: “over us, all over pain-ting…” 9 / 7 / 2000 55 cm. “Darling”, la querida de Clean”Ton” Bill en Carta-ajena “Darling”, Clean “Ton” Bill’s sweetheart in Carta-ajena El Emporio del CRIMEN CREADO ® afincado-o-o en EL PAÍS. Emporium of CREATED CRIME ® rooted in “EL PAÍS”. Bill moved by “Darling” (sic, photo). 8 / 31 / 2000 71 cm. ENTRA: Destino Manifiesto II. El despojo Columbia Pictures. La película llega pronto a tu teatro… Con Carolina Gómez y Bibiana Vargas en manos de… George “W” La Zarza ardiendo, Anne Patter-son, la em-baja-dora “hijo del Padre” y… no hay que olvidar... la participación del rojito y el azulito que siempre se quedan con el amarillito… y… la tierrita. (Abajo) Agit prop Blitzkrieg del Zar de las drogas, Barry Mc Caffrey, el Cafre Rey. ENTER: Manifest Destiny II. The rip off. 12 / 16 / 2000 97 cm. The movie… Columbia Pictures… coming to your theater soon, with Carolina Gómez and Bibliana Vargas in the hands of George “W” the burning Bush and Anne Patter-son, the am-bass-a-door... “Son of the Father”... and… do not forget… the willingness and participation of the little reds and little blues (liberals and conservatives) who always snitch the little yellow… and… and the land. (At lower level) Agit prop Blitzkrieg by CREATED CRIME ® facilitator Barry McCaffrey, drug Zar otherwise known as the Caffir King (El Cafre Rey). Pastrana: “Una buena nueva” ...no te quites... no te quites la ropa... La Colombia: “¿Te acuerdas del agit-prop del CRIMEN CREADO ®: Recuerda que tu país tiene derecho a un mejor futuro?” Clinton “lanzó” ah-you-dada. Coletazo del CRIMEN CREADO ®. (Al centro), Undress Pastrana: “Es diplomacia por la paz” y “Una buena nueva”, con vista lateral y ventral de Undress prostrado. (Arriba) Una Colombia le canta: “...no te quites …..no...” Pastrana: “Good tidings” ...don´t take off... don´t take your clothes off... (At bottom left) Tail-lash of CREATED CRIME ®. Clinton “launches” ah-you-dada (aid). (At bottom right) The Colombia: “Do you recall CREATED CRIME´s agit-prop: Remember that your country has a right to a better future?” (At center) Undress Pastrana: “It´s diplomacy for peace” and “Good tidings”, with lateral and ventral views of Undress prostrate. (At top) A Colombia sings him a Salsa rhyme: “Don’t take your clothes off… because I want to take them off…” 12 / 2000 75 cm. Colombia anónima que se dirige al Señor 2000 110 cm. Anonymous Colombia addresing the Lord “We do not pay heed to pronouncements (exaltations and fibs) by militaries or civilians of CREATED CRIME ®, Oh Lord.” 6 Lustros 6 30 years 30 El CRIMEN CREADO ®... va para 6 lustros “Engordando ranas para las serpientes”. Ana Sofía Henao con banderillas negras para las vacaslocas. (Abajo) Mc Caffrey y el General de la Policía “Lenny” Gallego, con sendas banderas enganchadas en la cornamenta. CREATED CRIME ®… going for 30 years “Fattening frogs for snakes.” Ana Sofía Henao with black banderillas for the madcows. (Bottom) Mc Caffrey (drugs Zar) and Police General “Lenny” Gallego with sundry flags entangled on the horns. 12 / 31 / 2000 97 cm. Invita Carolina Neira Col-DEA. Corporación Nacional de Turismo… Visite Columbia... Vitrina del CRIMEN CREADO ®. Carolina Neira invites Col-DEA... National Tourist Office… Visit Columbia... A CREATED CRIME ® Showcase 2000 100 cm. IV ... 2000... El reino de Paz-t-rana.,. ... Luis Albertico Moreno en WashingTown... ... entra Burning “W” Bush... .¿. terroristas.!. ... rambos enrumbados... .., con o sin pasaporte... ... y la yglesya... ... 2000... Paz-t-rana’s kingdom.,. ... and Luis Albertico Moreno in WashingTown... ... enter Burning “W” Bush... .!. terrorists.?. ... rambos having a ball... .., with or without a passport... ... and the churr-ch... ¡Feliz 2001! Marta la chica del trapecio “Como es posible que digas... que lo nuestro ha terminado…” Pen-tá-gono-Col-DEA 2000 + 1. Happy 2001! Martha the girl on the trapeze “How can you possibly say… that our thing is over...” Pen-ta-gono-Col-DEA 2000 +1. 2001 72 cm. Sin tiempo y a la carrera. Las 6 horas de Clean “Ton” Bill Clean “Ton” Bill: “La de-mock-racia bajo ataque” Interviene Paula Andrea Barrios en Barranquilla: ¿Siii?.. por esta ficha...” (Arriba, derecha) Respuesta de Clean “Ton” Bill. Time running out and on the run. Clean “Ton” Bill’s 6 hours. 2001 62 cm. (Bottom line) Clean “Ton” Bill’s agitprop: “De-mock-racy is under attack” Colombia Paula Andrea intervenes: “Ye-e-e-s?... by this dude...” Clean “Ton” Bill replies: “in retirement, but not our scourge of CRIME CREATED ® by us and so well sustained and prolonged by y’all, Thank you!” Paula Andrea, in Barranquilla, said: “...to Caesar what belongs to Caesar... keep on looking...” CRIMEN CREADO ® para-rato CREATED CRIME ® for a long while Pan Green-gón... Pan Güevón-bia... Pan Columbia… Pan Andino … CRIMEN CREADO ®... Pan Green-gón. Bread Green-gone … Bread “ASShole” Columbia... Bread Columbia... Andean Bread... CREATED CRIME ®... Bread Green-gone. 1 / 2001 100 cm. La bugueña Mónica “Puma” González lee... 1 / 11 / 2001 40 cm Buga gal Mónica “Puma” González scanning… “W” took possession yesterday: “May God help me.” Colombia disparada Shot Colombia Carolina Pineda sobre el YELLOW, BLUE y RED. Carolina Pineda over YELLOW, BLUE and RED. 2 / 2001 97 cm. ¿Las vacas locas... aún lejos de tu plato? “Historias”... CHIqueros... vacas locas... Negro sobre Negro Colin Powell: “La solución no es militar” Lee hacia arriba... Are the madcows still far from your plate? “Stories”... cowpens... madcows... Black on Black... (On left ear of lowest madcow) Colin Powell quoted: “Colombia risks seeing her democracy destroyed” (Across the horns) “The solution is not military”, U.S. double-Secretary of State-double-talk. (Middle madcow) Ditto, U.N. calls on Tirofijo to accept Paz-trana´s invitation... (dumb-founding, for U.N. drinks Kofi with U.S´s CREATED CRIME ®)... (Left of all this) P(l)an Columbia, “The Final solution”... The Bread P(l)án Greengone, CREATED CRIME ® IS Military. (At top right) Bread Asshole-Columbia IS military... Yesenia García quips: “...Bread they dub wine, and wine digested meal.” It´s she that asks you “Is madcow veal, still far from your meal?” 2 / 2000 + 1 130 cm. Los Pozos UN + más y UN - menos Erika Román, citada: “Un más... (+)”... Canciller Fernández de Soto en atuendo de vacaloca y marca del CRIMEN CREADO® en la frente a WashingTown, “W” Bush y Black on Black Colin P., jíbaros del CRIMEN CREADO Klub. Y... “UN menos...(-)”... en LOS POZOS, Undress Paz-trana donde “Tirofijo” Marulanda con su Paz-Jazz… ¿Erika? ¡Erika está en la mira! ONE + plus and ONE - minus Erika Román quoted: “One plus (+)”... Chancellor Fernández de Soto to WashingTown... “W” Bush and Black on Black Colin P., Pushers of CREATED CRIME Klub... and... “ONE minus (-)” ... In LOS POZOS... Undress Paz-trana and his Paz-jazz with “Shureshot” Marulanda. Erika?... Erika is in the sights! 2 / 11 / 2001 59 cm. Presencia: Guerrillera en algún lugar de la selva Presence: Guerrilla somewhere in the jungle 1995 > 2001 98 cm. PRO paz-PUESTA a torniquete y C(G)arrot-(e)-(zanahoria). Paz-jazz. Paz-trana propone: “¡EEUU, administrador del CRIMEN CREADO ®, debe estar en la mesa con FARC!” (Más arriba) EEUU lejos de los diálogos. Narcotráfico y muerte de indigenistas, motivo de rechazo. (N.B. “indigenistas” eran activistas que vinieron a apoyar la tribu U’wa ante petrolera de EEUU. La Colombia Impugna el contradicho.) PRO-peace-POSAL with C(g)arrot(te) and C(g)arrot(te) Paz Jazz. Paz-trana proposes: “The U.S., administrator of CREATED CRIME®, ought to be at the table with FARC!” (Further up) U.S. far from peace talks. Narcotraffic and death of U.S. activists reason for standoff. (N. B. “Activists” came to back the U’wa tribe facing U.S. firm seeking oil in their reservation.) The Colombia challenges: “He is trying to invite the Bullyboy who has propitiated the decimation to the pacification!” 2 / 26 > 27 / 2001 95 cm. Colombia disparada Shot Colombia Carolina Pineda, disparada otra vez. Carolina Pineda shot again. 2 / 2001 100 cm. Angélica Jiménez ante la desnuda singularidad de justicia, DSDJ, del CRIMEN CREADO ® Angélica Jiménez before CREATED CRIME’s naked sin-gool-arity of justice, NSOJ (At bottom left) Guerrillas in the U.S. sights... (In news clip) U.S. espionage on the possible extraditables of the FARC. 3 / 2001 100 cm. Presencia: Guerrillera en pose preventiva y afiche de SE BUSCA VIVA O MUERTA. Presence: Guerrilla in preventive stance and poster: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE 1995 > 2001 96 cm. Nevados Bolivar y Colón... Plan Columbia en calentamiento (Arriba centro) Titular, c/o Rand Corporation... Bolivar and Colón peaks... Plan Columbia warming up (Top center) Headline: Rand Corporation: Government must create “legal” autodefences (Bottom right) Headline: AUC Autodefences incorporate 5000 new men; they criticize humanitarian exchange. “FARC will feel the rigour of war” 6 / 8 / 2001 46 cm. TERRORISTA Vanessa Rodríguez: “¡ábrete.!.” SE BUSCA TERRORIST Vanessa Rodríguez: “get lost.!.” WANTED 7 / 3 / 2000 50 cm. ¿Qué es Dyncorp? ...una de 6 empresas privadas que EEUU contrató para fumigar a Columbia. Tráfico: Hallan heroína en paquete de Dyncorp. Para-narco-gringos… son O.K.! Nuevas críticas al Plan Green-gón de Mark Bowden. What is Dyncorp? ...One of 6 private firms that the U.S. hired to spray Columbia. Traffic: Heroin found in DYNCORP package. Para-narco-gringos… are O.K.! New criticism to Plan Green-gone by Mark Bowden. 7 / 9 / 2001 61 cm. En manos del CRIMEN CREADO ®... ahora con ¡para-Mercenarios! (Parte inferior de 2 en totem) Comentan la SEMANA Tatiana Ríos y Juliana Angulo. In the hands of CREATED CRIME ® now with para-Mercenaries! (Lower section of 2 in totem.) SEMANA (The local “Newsweek”) reveals: The gringos that fumigate in Plan Colombia are a band of Rambos without God or Law. Tatiana says: “pure, PURE paras.” (Above her head) General Serrano (labeled Best cop in the world) says: “They imposed it on us.” State Department conditioned “aid” to presence of Dyncorp (and others) and coordinated by the National Security Agency N.S.A.! Their pilots have been in Vietnam, Persian gulf etc... earn 7-10 grand a month... Came in 1994 and are not subject to control by ANY official state entity of Columbia. Adam Isackson of the International Policy Center in WashingTown adds: “If they cross the line between the war on drugs and the counter insurgency the responsibility of the U.S. government would be less direct, as it is a private agency. If one should die there will be less pressure on the White House than in the case of a U.S. soldier.” (At top) Juliana Angulo underlines: “No girlfriend, wife or lover is going to squeal for one of these dead... they are not troop, marines or heroes.” 7 / 16 > 23 / 2001 81 cm. En manos del CRIMEN CREADO ®... ahora con ¡para-Mercenarios! (Parte superior de 2 en totem) Juliana Angulo añade … y llama … In the hands of CREATED CRIME ® now with para-Mercenaries! (Upper section of 2 in totem) Juliana adds: “How they violate “treaties”… how they break their word... Ask the Redskins…” 7 / 16 > 23 / 2001 81 cm. DAÑOS y PERJUICIOS Tatiana de los Ríos envenenados Tatiana, con “Nieves” bajo faja, pregunta... (Por la galleta) Julepeo de la “Hija del Padre”, em-baja-door-a. (Arriba bajo amarillo)... Los gobernadores rebotados… Tatiana: ”...nuestro común denominador…” DAMAGES and DETRIMENT Tatiana-poisoned rivers-Riverain Tatiana, (with “Nieves” cartoon under her belt that says: “The aerial fumigation does not end the vice over there and poisons everything over here”) asks: “Who pays for the damages?” (Under the bra, in yellow), governors from the south oppose fumigation of “illegal crops” (Newsclip at bottom) U.S. warns Columbian authorities fumigation of “illicit crop” must continue, so as not to break agreements adopted in the so-called Plan Colombia (sic). “Am-bass-a-door-ess” She-Son of the Father terrifying: “The fumigation is a key part of our policy under Plan Columbia” (N.B. The She-Son of the Father has quit this “training camp” and is now, 2013, in Egypt proffesing.) Tatiana concluding: CREATED CRIME ® and its Plan Columbia, “our common dominator”. 7 / 19 / 2001 49 cm. Sofía con ramos de flores, mapa de la Col-DEA… y elogio de Socha Recetas de Anne... Gigantesca fuga de capitales... CRIMEN CREADO ® vuelve y vuela. El héroe antinarcóticos General (Policía) Socha, “Aguacate”, podrido como su colega “Lenny” Gallego. Sofía with a bunch of flowers, map of Col-DEA … and praise by Socha U.S. Am-bass-a-door, “Son of the Father” offers recipes and incites investing in the country... gigantic flight of capital... CREATED CRIME ® resumes fumigations in the entire country... Antinarcotics hero General Cop “Avocado” Socha: “Flowers and plants are silent creatures that stimulate all the senses. If not, ask Sofía.” “Avocado” Socha was later confirmed rotten, as well as mate General “Lenny” Gallego. 9 / 7 / 2001 56 cm. Terrorista E.U. / Bush advierte sobre Claudia Ortega: “¡La quiero viva o muerta!” Terrorist USA / Bush warns about Claudia Ortega: “I want her dead or alive!” 9 / 18 / 2001 42 cm. 9: 03 AM New York 9: 03 AM New York Marcela Hurtado, paisa de cuerpo y alma y delineante de arquitectura sosteniendo un capullo y aflijida, clama: “Nuestro sentido pesar por todas las desafortunadas víctimas… parientes… amigos…-desafortunadas también nuestras gentes… nuestra Nación… el Jardín de nuestra Tierra en las garras del CRIMEN CREADO ®… La guerra contra las drogas hecha por EEUU.” (A la derecha, abajo, entre signos de exclamación) Secretario de defensa Rumsfeld ayer prometió recortar el personal en los cuarteles en 15%. Además dijo: “El enemigo ya no es la Union Soviética o las dictaduras decrépitas del mundo. El adversario está más cerca de casa: es la burocracia del Pentágono”. (sic) (¡Disculpen... esta entrometida risa,.. en la lagrimada!) Marcela Hurtado, paisa of body and soul, architectural draught-gal holding a bud and visibly afflicted, clamours… (At bottom left, between exclamation signs) Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld promised, yesterday, to cut personnel in military barracks by 15%. He further claimed: “The enemy is no longer the Soviet Union or the decrepid dictatorships of the world. The adversary is nearer home: It´s the bureaucracy of the Pentagon” (sic) (Forgive… the interloping jest to pained tears…) S-11 / 2001, 58 cm. María Fernanda Barona transparente 2001 36 cm. María Fernanda Barona transparent ...CREATED CRIME... “snatched the country from us...” Angustia 2001 Anguish 2001 (Abajo, en la prensa) En la catedral de WashingTown… en honor de las víctimas de la ola terrorista… las más connotadas figuras de la po-lítica y la economía. En fotos publicadas de las torres humeantes, unos vieron la imagen del diablo con barba, otros vieron a Ossama Bin Laden... ¿A quién ve usted? 9 / 2001 61 cm. (Bottom news clip) In WashingTown cathedral … in honor of the victims of the terrorist wave… the most famous po-litical and economic figures. In published photos of the smoking towers, some saw the image of the devil sporting a beard, other´s saw Ossama Bin Laden… Who do you see? María Fernanda Barona llamando al recuerdo María Fernanda Barona appeals for remembrance 11 / 2001 30 cm. S-11, un año después. (Entre el humo) La Columbia del Pentágono & Col-DEA c/o Dyncorp, USA. (Arriba) La Colombia Xiomara reaviva la Llama Eterna y dice: “GUERRAS CONTRA LA DROGAS - CRIMEN CREADO ®… Nunca Olvidaremos...” mientras Dyncorp pasa fumigando, sobre su corazón. S-11 A year later (In the smoke) Pentagon & Col-DEA’s Columbia c/o Dyncorp, USA. (Above) The Colombia Xiomara revives the Eternal Flame and says: “DRUG WARS - CREATED CRIME ®… we will never forget …” while Dyncorp passes by, fumigating over her heart. 9 / 2002 66 cm. Terrorista Los terroristas más buscados Chica Viernes Patricia Rangruel.Esta caleña trabaja como relacionista pública en una agencia de viajes. Entre sus pasatiempos están ir al gimnasio, patinar, montar a caballo, y escuchar música y modelar. Recompensas de cinco millones de dólares para quienes den información. Terrorist Most wanted terrorists 9 / 2001 50 cm. Girl Friday Patricia Rangruel: This Cali girl is 21 years old and works in public relations at a travel agency. Among her hobbies are, going to the gym, skating, horseback riding, listening to music and modeling. 5M U$D rewards for those that provide information. Disposición a posteriori (Abajo) Bush-La Zarza Ardiente, citado. El CRIMEN CREADO ® ex-pan-di do!... A posteriori disposition (At bottom) The Burning Bush quoted: “Or you are with us, or you are with the terrorist.” (Above that) CREATED CRIME ® ex-pan-dead! Transparent burka-clad skeletal Colombia replies: “...no sir… YOU ARE… on the side of terrorism, YOU ARE against us...” 9 / 2001 66 cm. La Hijo del PADRE dijo... Jacqueline Zapata sosteniendo el hacha. The She-son of the FATHER, Anne Patterson said... Extradition of guerrillas and paras. ...the U.S. will judge guerrillas and paras... Jacqueline Zapata holding the axe. 19 / 25 / 2001 49 cm. Los 5 mas JO o PO-dero-S.O.S. de Columbia. Informe de la revista Se(ma)na: Los 50 más poderosos de Col-DEA... La Coca“in”a Cola Club… incluye al Gran Padre Blanco & Jíbaro (Bush), el renegado con cachucha de Coca Cola (Tirofijo), el indio de Agencia (Paz-trana), el clon y peón de la 7a Caballería USA (General Tapias), y al francotirador (Castaño)... Yoli, con un ¡Arrr!., convoca al recuerdo de Jaime Garzón / “Heriberto de la Calle”. Columbia’s Most Powerful or Fuckerful 5 Report by weekly Se(ma)na, on 50 most powerful. (At bottom left) The scourge… the brood of CREATED CRIME ®”...The Coca“in”e Cola Club Made in USA... The Club´s first 5 are: The Great White Father & Pusher (Bush), the renegade in Coca Cola cap “Sure-shot” Marulanda, “Undress” or “Andy” Paz-trana Agency Indian, U.S. 7th Cavalry clone and peon Tapias, and para-sniper “Hot Chest-nut” Castaño... Nannies, offspring and pheno-types... Gal Yoli bids remembrance of assassinated humorist Jaime Garzón / “Heriberto de la Calle.” 10 / 8 / 2001 62 cm. GUERRA JUSTA o solo GUERRA Tribunal Administrativo de Cundinamarca negó solicitud para suspender temporalmente fumigaciones... Acción popular busca protección del medio ambiente... decisión en un mes. PEN-ta-vacaloca... Col-Justi-CIA es tuya! JUST WAR or just WAR “W” Bush will burn U$D 320 M for Afghanistan refugees. “We are friends of the people.” (Under 2001 date) Back at the ranch Administrative Tribunal of Cundinamarca denies judicial injunction of popular action… to protect environment and health of people living in sprayed areas… final decision in a month. (At top) Chemical warfare continues... PEN-ta-madcow.!. Col-Just-ice is yours! 10 / 7 / 2001 45 cm. Una Colombia con brazos en horcajadas y vernáculo de asombro, ante un cartel de SE BUSCA A Colombia arms akimbo and vernacularism of astonishment, “Forfeit I Heaven!”, before a WANTED poster 2001 69 cm. La Zarza ardiente Bush INstala la Ópera “Justicia Infinita” Los Maestros del CRIMEN CREADO ®: “Comenzamos a desplegarnos”. Adriana Velásquez sobre el Teddy “Garrote” Roosevelt: “Nos están descuidando...” (Sobre el avión güevón) “...y con el agua al cuello...rumbo a Afghanistán” The Burning Bush INstates Opera “Infinite Justice” The Masters of CREATED CRIME ® sally forth: “We begin to deploy ourselves.” (Left) Adriana Velasquez on the big stick: “They are neglecting us...” and above Liberty Avenue and the airplane: “...and up to the neck in water on course to Afghanistan.” (Top) ...today he will say who committed the attempts... 8 / 20 / 2001 61 cm. Corana, la Colombia del imperdible, en wád Coranne, the Colombia with the safety pin, in wode 5 / 2007 95 cm. Aniversario 1891-2001 de la POLI-CÍA NA-na NAL Invita la Colombia Diana Botero de Cali: “¡.. mirá ve..!” La POLI-CÍA NA-na NAL al servicio del CRIMEN CREADO ® Made in USA. ¡Resultados! Cuadros de logros cuantificados. Información Institucional. (sic) Agitprop, en las líneas verticales... 1891-2001 Anniversary of the National Police The Colombia Diana Botero from Cali invites: “… Look-see..!” The NA-na NAL PO-LICE at the service of CREATED CRIME ®, Made in USA. Results! Tables of quantified successes against the narcotraffic. Other “crimes of social impact” 95% (+ or -) unpunished. (Newsclips at right) Agitprop slogans in vertical lines: The compromise is with your security. Back us… Na-na NAL Police. 110 years. Authority and solidarity for one Colombia in peace. 11 / 4 / 2001 51 cm. El cerebro, ojos y oidos del… CRIMEN CREADO ® y las FFMM El radar en Tres Esquinas sobre una Colombia que dice: “Ben Laden está equivocado... No son el Gran Satán... solo hacen su trabajo...” (y la otra) “.¡.al piso.!.” The brains, eyes and ears of… CREATED CRIME ® and the Armed Forces. The radar at Tres Esquinas Base, over a Colombia that says: “Ben Laden is mistaken... They are not the Great Satan... they merely do his work... (and the other)... unfaltering..! (On the right) Goonhouse and the port... made with imported material... same training as Delta Force and U.S. rangers... true war machines..! known by very few Colombians but frequently visited by King-Kong-ressmen and high U.S. dignitaries... “prepared for a total offensive against armed groups” said a General who withheld his name... 11 / 18 / 2001 60 cm. El angelito caído del cielo prevé un prometedor futuro… El Emporio c/o Matón #1: (Bajo la calavera) el Pentágono planea Comando para las Américas... para defensa del Hemisferio Occidental. (Sobre la pen-ta-gono-calavera…) Farc enemigou númerou unou...(¡Es humilde el gobierno EEUU! debemos llamarlo “enemigou númerou dous”) El angelito caído del cielo sostiene bandera al revés que dice: LA PUTA DE GUERRA, ANCHA GUERRA CONTRA LAS DROGAS, GUERRA CONTRA EL TERRORISMO. LA PUTA GUERRA EN EL EXTRANJERO. The Little angel fallen from heaven previews-a promising future.. 10 / 12 / 2001 60 cm. (Under the skull and above) The Emporium c/o Bully #1: Pentagon plans Comand for the Americas for defense of the Western Hemisphere..! (Above the Pentagon numb skull) Plan against (WITH) terrorism for Columbia (Headlines in vertical) U.S. prepares (anti) terrorist strategy for Columbia... This initiative, will be a complement to Plan Columbia. Bush government will direct its strategy in America against Farc-ELN and paramilitary. In the sights, Farc, enemy number one… The little angel fallen from heaven holds a CREATED CRIME ® U.S. flapper upside-down, with licence, reading: THE WAR BROAD WAR ON DRUGS WAR ON TERRORISM WAR ABROAD BROAD. Un angelito caído del cielo. María de los Angeles tilda el CRIMEN CREADO® y el Plan Columbia. A Little angel fallen from heaven María de los Angeles, with contemporary flapper, tags CREATED CRIME´s Plan Columbia as our common sociobiotheoexterminator. (At right) Daniel Samper Pizano article: Let´s attack terrorism by legalizing drugs. 11 / 27 / 2001 56 cm. Norma Prada Norma Prada El CRIMEN CREADO ®... U.S.A. contra todas las Colombias... CREATED CRIME ®... U.S.A. against all the Colombias... 11 / 2001 38 cm. El recado de Norma Prada para la yglesya The message of Norma Prada for the churr-ch The Church, against drugs, sides with CREATED CRIME ®. Vatican issues particularly harsh antidrug manual. Sandra delivers: “Saint Tommy More says to tell you that he is neither in the churr-ch or the batik-an.” 12 / 10 / 2001 49 cm. V ... entra el monaguillo .., yoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE... ... Presencias “legales” e “ilegales”... ... Cisco “Kid” Santos... ... enter the altar boy... ... yoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE,,, ... “legal” and “illegal” Presences... ... Cisco “Kid” Santos... La Colombia Dahián González... les desea un Feliz Año 2002, desde la ColDea… Emporio del CRIMEN CREADO®. The Colombia Dahián González... wishes you a Happy New Year 2002, from ColDea… Emporium of CREATED CRIME®. 12 / 31 / 2001 44 cm. El Paseo (The ride) del P(l)an Columbia. “Plan B” Recursos del CRIMEN CREADO ® a FFAA… para MILITARES… combatir a los grupos al margen de la ley (sic). Columna del periódico afirma: 1) “Plan B” del ejercito frustrado… 2) Post S-11 es inminente la desviación de los recursos para la lucha antinarcóticos contra los grupos armados, especialmente contra las FARC. 3) EL ESPECTADOR conoció que detrás de la petición del Gobierno Colombo-Col-DEAno para que los recursos del Plan Columbia también sean empleados para combatir la guerrilla... (sic)... que el King-KONG-ress (Congreso Estadounidense) no ha aprobado aún la desviación de los recursos… (Abajo izquierda) Luis Alberto Moreno, em-baja-door de la Col-DEA en WashingTown, luciendo maquillaje que no oculta la marca del Fantasma, devela que: “Debe pasar por la decisión de “W” Bush presentar la iniciativa al King-KONG-ress de EEUU”. (Arriba a la derecha) La Colombia, en nuevos panties descaderados, revela la transfiguración del Paz-Jazz meshuggah de “Andy” Paz-trana: “...pazjazz...zzz Zap´m…” 1 / 20 / 2002 60 cm. CREATED CRIME’s ride via P(l)án Columbia. “Plan B” Resources of CREATED CRIME ® for Armed Forces… for MILITARIES… fighting groups outside the law (sic). News column asserts: 1) Army´s”Plan B”, frustrated… 2) After S-11, the digression of resources for the antinarcotics war against the armed groups is imminent, especially against FARC. 3) EL ESPECTADOR came to know that behind the petition of the Columbo-Col-DEAn government for resources of Plan Columbia to be used to combat the guerrilla... (sic)... that the U.S. King-KONG-ress has not yet approved the digression of resources… (Bottom left) Luis Alberto Moreno am-bass-a-door of Col-DEA in WashingTown, displaying make-up that does not conceal the mark of the Phantom, deveils that: “It must pass through “W” Bush´s decision to present the initiative before the U.S. KingKONG-ress.” (At top right) The Colombia in new hipless panties reveals the transfiguration of “Andy” Paz-tranas´ PazJazz meshuggah: “... pazjazz...zzz Zap´m…”... 1 / 20 / 2002 60 cm. Colombia disparada Dahián González Col-DEA-d Shot Colombia Dahián Gonzáles Col-DEA-d. 2002 32 cm. Col-DEA / COLUMBIA, N.B. El gringo dijo “O.K.” Sí de EEUU a uso de equipos del CRIMEN CREADO ® para guerra general. Congreso de EEUU: “Nueva interpretación de la ley” (en texto del periódico) “...sin violar la ley que fijó el Congreso de EEUU”, dijeron los funcionarios que pidieron el anonimato. (sic) Se acabó proceso de Paz-jazz... y, “Andy se puso los pantalones del CRIMEN CREADO ®”, dice Yuly Rodríguez. “Nadie puede celebrar la situación a la que nos han llevado las Farc”, añade Andy trepanado… (Al lado de la corbata roji-azul) “¡Y el CRIMEN CREADO ®.!.” exclama la cabeza de Dahián González decapitada. Col-DEA / COLUMBIA, N.B. The gringo said “O.K.” U.S. Yes to use of paraphernalia of CREATED CRIME ® for general war. U.S. Congress’s “new interpretation of the law” (in news clip) “...does not violate the law fixed by the Congress of the United States”, declared public officials requesting anonymity. (sic) “The president announces the end of the Paz jazz process … and “Andy” donned the pantaloons of CREATED CRIME ®” says Yuli Rodríguez. “Nobody can celebrate the situation to which the FARC have led us”, adds trepanated Andy … (By the red & blue tie) “And CREATED CRIME ®!”, cries the decapitated head of Dahián González. 2 / 19 > 21 / 2002 59 cm. Luisa Gómez sobre Col-DEA STATE Luisa Gómez over Col-DEA STATE 2002 65 cm. no irme, razón grande ¡EL CRIMEN CREADO ® actualizado! Afiche para la campaña presidencial I won´t go, big reason Poster for presidential campaign. YoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE with trick-olored flapper, and black right para-hand cradling a “freedom fry”. (At left) Colombia Arabely Barrera: “I am alone…” (Bottom right) CREATED CRIME ® updated.!. 2002 60 cm. Posesión de Columbia 2002-2006. EL PAÍS tras las rejas y bajo las cadenas Lea en ¡EXTRA.!. Certificado a FFMM en Derechos Humanos c/o USA. Sobre el escudo, gallinazo con tripa. (En la estela del avión) “No debemos esperar milagros sino traba y más traba”. dijó el nuevo presidente. (Centro izquierda) YoUR-IBE con banda coca-trick-olor sobre Bolivar patas arriba. Possession of Columbia 2002-2006 EL PAÍS (The Country) behing bars and under the chain (At mid-left above EXTRA!) Pusher declares: “If we don´t defeat “the drug”, the drug destroys our liberty, our ecology and annuls the illusion to live in peace” (sic). Official newspeak agitprop on the opposite side, U.S. certificate on Human Rights to Military Forces: “Feel yout flag, believe in your country.” On the shield, a black vulture with tripe. (At top void) The era of the new pusher of CREATED CRIME® begins. The stability of Col-DEA assured. 8 / 7 / 2002 100 cm. Presencia: Para-pajarona de digo y hago XYZ Para-pajarona XYZ con tatuajes de calavera y tronante serio. Presence: Para-birdie of “said and done” XYZ Para-birdie XYZ tattooed in skulls with serious fire-stick. 1992 > 2002 94 cm. Nueva imposición condiciona ayuda militar. No denunciar a soldados de EEUU ante la Corte Penal Internacional CPI, compromiso del gobierno colombiano. Em-baja-door-a “La Hija del Padre”: “Tenemos miedo de que un grupo internacional pueda juzgar nuestros soldados SIN ENTENDER SU PAPEL o lo que ellos hicieron…” El vende-Columbia Luisito Moreno citado… La Colombia Claudia Galvis revira… DIPLOMADO el General Tapias por el General Gary Speer. New imposition. Military ah-you-dada (Aid!) conditioned. Pledge of the Colombian government: Not to report U.S. soldiers before the International Penal Court IPC. Am-bass-a-door-ess “The Son of the Father”: “We are afraid that an international group can judge our soldiers WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING THEIR ROLE and what they did.” Columbia salesman Moreno (with Phantom mark on the cheek) said the U.S. made the request at world level. Colombia Claudia Galvis exclaims: “Oh camouflage!!, who will adjust the score?... Masters of the Sheol… Kings of CREATED CRIME ®...” (Top right) DIPLOMA: General Gary Speer of South Command decorates General Ferdy Tapias with Legion of Merit. 8 / 14 > 16 / 2002 68 cm. ’Cisco “Kid” Santos obedeciendo al papa Juan Pablo II CRIMEN CREADO ® Made in USA. ¡Adelante! Juan Pablo II (citado sobre el capote de Olga Medina citando a la vacaloca): “Salvaguardemos la creación...” (En las lineas verdes) ’Cisco “Kid” Santos vicepresidente hablará en Sudáfrica sobre los cultivos ilícitos en Columbia. “Narcos dañan ecosistema” (sic) Olga, en cite, llama: “Señor… los esbirros del CRIMEN CREADO ® culpando a sus engendros”. (Arriba, izquierda) FRUTOS (destrucción ambiental) del CRIMEN CREADO ®. ’Cisco “Kid” Santos obeying pope John Paul II 8 / 26 / 2002 68 cm. John Paul II (quoted on the cape of Olga Medina inciting a madcow): “Let´s safeguard creation.” (In the green lines) ’Cisco “Kid” Santos (vice-president) will talk in South Africa about illicit crops in Columbia. “Narcos ruin the environment” (sic) Olga, inciting, calls: “Lord … the henchmen of CREATED CRIME ® blaming its spawn.” (Top left) FRUITS (environmental toll) of CREATED CRIME ® (Bottom) CREATED CRIME ® Made in USA, Forward.!, to Johannesburg. Anidando en Colombia Estos son los “Rambos” c/o P(l)an Columbia: Generales Keith Huber (de pañoleta negra) y Peter “Pijo” Pace (de pañoleta roja). ¿Quiénes son y qué van a hacer?” (Arriba) Olga Ambra muda… Nesting in Columbia. Generals Keith Huber (black mask) and Peter Pace (red mask) of CREATED CRIME´s Southern Command. (On condor´s breast) “These are the Rambos: Two north American Generals of the tough nuts school in charge of the military operation of Plan Columbia. Who are they and what are they going to do?” (At top) “... and your soul Undress!” Olga Ambra stands speechless. 9 / 2002 58 cm. Presencia: U.S.A. Presence: U.S.A. 1995 92 cm. Colombia disparada Shot colombia Marianella Maal Pacini de muerte. Marianella Maal Pacini near death. 9 / 2002 55 cm. VI ... 2003... ... el Green-gón, más que bienvenido... ... 2003... ... the Green-gone, more than welcome... Re-invitación c/o El fenómeno yoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE, jívaro del CRIMEN CREADO® y primer soldado de la nación. Re-invitation c/o The phenomenon YoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE, pusher of CREATED CRIME® and first soldier of the nation. (Upper left) GreenGO go to IraK?.. go here!.. IR (go) AQUÍ (here)!.. GRIN-go... Ir-aquí.!. (pointing to Col-DEA) Grin-go... come OVER HERE!.. go GRIN go..! go there and Ir-aki... (pointing to PEN-ta-gono-Col-DEA). 2003 81 cm. Las larguezas del CRIMEN CREADO ® The largess of CREATED CRIME ® La NA-NACIÓ(N) ¡Recompensas a campesinos informantes (sapos) sobre “cultivos de heroína” (sic) c/o EEUU! Otro yo de la Mariana Olano, desdeñoso, dice: “Será para que vivamos en Armonía… NOW!” U.S. will pay rewards to peasant informers (stool pigeons) for information on “heroin plantations” (sic)! (At top) Mariana Olano´s other I, disdainfully: “I suppose it´s so we live in Harmony... NOW!” 5 / 13 / 2003 89 cm. CRIMEN CREADO®. Lo$ in$a¢iables… nego¢io Redondo . FARC y AUC en lista de narcos… EEUU bloquearían $U$ ¢uenta$ en E$tado$ Unido$. Es la hora de los SDNTKas y los FTOs… la prole del CRIMEN CREADO®, narcotraficantes significativos extranjeros y las Organizaciones terroristas extranjeras. (A la mano izquierda de María Paula) Lo que su calificación como grandes narcotraficantes permitirá… María Paula: “Tu cuenta, EEUU, es grande…” CREATED CRIME® The in$atiable … round business FARC guerrilla and AUC para-autodefenses in list of narcos. U.S. would block their a¢¢ount$ in the U.$. It´s the time of the SDNTK´s and the FTO´s… the spawn of CREATED CRIME®... Significant Foreign Narcos and Foreign Terrorist Organizations. (By María Paula´s left hand) This qualification as great trafficants will allow subversives to pay up to 30 year sentences and 10M dollar fines. (sic) María Paula: “Your bill, USA, is large…” 6 / 3 / 2003 60 cm. Presencia: Tecnología de punta 1995 97 cm. Presence: High-Tech Ellos, CRIMEN CREADO ®, no tienen nada ganado They, CREATED CRIME ®, have won nothing In the U.S, they beg for more Bread Columbia. The kid Colombia María Paula, raising her eyes: “Lord…” 6 / 5 / 2003 58 cm. EL CRIMEN CREADO® despachando desde la Casa de Nariño (Abajo) …¿Aló?.. ¿burning Bush?... (Al medio) “¡Los que disientan serán protegidos!” Y la Colombia negra dice: “¡Oh Dios!” (Arriba) Col-DEA Wild West SHOW en la Casa Blanca. Dice la es-cultura de Remington: “Este tipo ama Columbia”. CREATED CRIME® dispatching from Casa (gv. house) Nariño (At bottom left) Dr. YoUR-I-BE calling: “…Hullo?... Hullo, Burning Bush..? the fumigations will continue at full throttle…” (At right of black Colombia´s halo) “Dissenters will be protected!” She mutters: “Oh God!” (Top left) Dr. YoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE in Dubya’s Oval office. 6 / 2003 59 cm. Aprueban detenciones y registro de comunicaciones sin orden judicial Colombia se “rajó”... ALARMA GENERAL… “Milagroso, ayúdanos”… Pasó reforma antiterrorista... Clon del PATRIOT Act..! Detentions and comunication taps approved without judicial order Military brass (in purple) expectant… The guy on the phone: “...they are going to arrest without judicial order…” General “Tap-phones” Mora: “Shut your trap, we are tapping you!” Main headlines: Colombia cracks up. How unjust! (At top, under the sun) GENERAL ALARM. HELP us Miraculous (Jesus)! Gal on the right takes it in stride: “PATRIOT act clone.” 6 / 19 / 2003 49 cm. Emporio del CRIMEN CREADO ® La corrupción instalada Urbi et Orbi …polis, generales milicos, po-líticos, DEA y Col-DEAnos… etcéteras y ciudadanos. Emporium of CREATED CRIME ® Corruption instated Urbi et Orbi 6 / 22 / 2003 52 cm. …cops and robbers, military generals, po-litic-os, DEA and Col-DEAns... etceteras and citizens. (On red square by the Colombia´s tail) The DEA and U.S. Embassy have kept silence on this incident. Cindy: Con tricolor y arma corta Cindy: With tricolor and short pistol 1995 98 cm. ¡EN EL DÍA MUNDIAL de la lucha contra la droga, ONU! ¡¡¡ Día MUNDIAL del CRIMEN CREADO ® El narcotráfico (CRIMEN CREADO ®) aún es el enemigo… Aplauden… Alerta… DEA con Je-fa-mujer... ¡O.N.U. aplaude la reducción de la COCA !!! (Abajo) Para sostener los precios de la coca“in”a. (Arriba) La Colombia negra sintetiza... WE ARE IN The U.N. WORLD day for the WAR against THE drug! Sober up! (At bottom) U.N. applauds reduction of coca, (Correction, coca“in”e)… to sustain the price before a stabilized clientele. (At top) WORLD day of CREATED CRIME ®, world alert: Drug traffic is still the enemy... WRONG! CREATED CRIME ® (and pushers) are still the enemy! The black Colombia synthesizes: “The Green-gone and the UNITED NATIONS against us…” 6 / 26 / 2003 87 cm. Cindy: Con tarjeta de identidad a, e, i, o, u Cindy: With ID card a, e, i, o, u 1995 97 cm. Ah-you-dada en peligro Amenaza de la Corte Penal Internacional CPI Administración Bush, amenazando suspender ayuda militar y económica, presiona a decenas de países a firmar acuerdo. Vacuna contra CPI. YoUR-I-BE, de Columbia, se abstiene de firmar, ya que el acuerdo de 1962 “blinda” a los gringo-mamarrachos que operan en el país. (En cápsula morada, derecha, abajo) Hoy vence plazo de WashigTown. (Arriba) Condorito (leyendo el acuerdo de 1962) dice “¡puaf!” (Al borde izquierdo) La Colombia negra comenta… Ah-you-dada in danger International Penal Court (IPC) threat Bush administration, threatening suspension of military and economic aid, pressures dozens of countries to sign agreement. Vaccine against IPC (Spanish, CPI). Signing time Limit, today. Columbia´s YoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE declines to sign 1962 treaty that shields green-go military operating in the country. Condorito says “puaf!” (On left margin) CPI, CPI,.. International Penal Court inspires TERROR on agents of CREATED CRIME®… Black Colombia chaffs: “It’s not that we want to see them before the IPC but rather, sent back to Arkansas.” (At right) YoUR-I-BE translates, incompletely, her chaff for you. 7 / 1 / 2003 68 cm. Desenredando a ’Cisco “Kid´ Santos sobre el tema de la Col-DEA Wild West SHOW a Londres, chuleado por chuleado (Arriba, derecha) Sobre el ruedo del vestido de la Colombia negra: “Manden al Gringo de vuelta a Arkansas...” y sobre el pecho: “Ó legalizan ó nos acaban”. Tranquilizando a Andrés Hurtado, desazonado, en “Parranda de charlatanes”. Straightening out ’Cisco “Kid” Santos on the score of Col-DEA´s Wild West SHOW to London 7 / 8 / 2003 69 cm. (Tick at bottom left) It´s a problem of national security. CREATED CRIME ® (NOT “illicit crops”) finances the paramilitaries and the guerrilla. If we don´t finish off this business, it will finish Colombia, pointed out the vice P. (Tick at bottom right) Seeking the European support for Plan Columbia, he underlined that contrary to what is said, the coca and poppy plantations do not belong to “poor peasants” but to CREATED CRIME ®, a big business that threatens security and democracy. (3 ticks above) “Do not allow the poking fingers of slanted informations in your mouth”... and note how the subject is being managed by the Colombias. (In circle at mid left) NARCO-deal by Pentagon & ColDEA threatens national security and breeds de-mock-racy. (Top right) the black Colombia assures, out of sorts Andrés Hurtado in “Binge of charlatans”: “Take it easy Andresito, here we bring you the little pusher of CREATED CRIME ® speaking all the truth.” Presencia: San A y P Presence: San Andrés and Providencia 1995 84 cm. ¡Happy Birthday CRIMEN CREADO ® Feliz coz-hecha! Happy Birthday CREATED CRIME ® Happy kick-backs! Agitprop de EEUU... Aniversario... Balance de 3 años de P(l)an Columbia... Guerra contra la droga lleva 30+ AÑOS... ¡Negativo y positivo!... Colombia Francis Makuk pregunta… USA agitprop... 3rd Anniversary of Bread P(l)an Columbia... War on drugs is going on for 30+ years!.. Balance positive and negative!.. Colombia Francis Makuk asks: “…as a balance of Prohibition or of Inquisition..?” 7 / 14 / 2003 70 cm. La Toalla Sanitaria (En la penúltima línea) “Col-DEA, si todo el tiempo estás incómoda es porque...” (Sobre “EL P”) “...estás acordándote de tu protector”. Y dice la Colombia: “Mándalo al carajo … y siéntete Carefree, Carefree...” The Sanitary Towel (Next to the bottom line) “COL-DEA, If you are feeling uncomfortable all the time it´s because...” (Above “EL P”) “...you are remembering your protector.” The Colombia advises: “Send him back to Arkansas and feel Carefree, Carefree …” (Middle right) “Farc (guerrilla) is defeatable, but not our CREATED CRIME ® for Columbia.” The headlines shout: Donald Rumsfeld begins crucial visit to the country. The sinister mister appears decked in yellow, blue and red, forked tongue, madcow horns, black hands, a size small “towel” on his forehead and spouting blood through the top of his skull. 8 / 19 / 2003 70 cm. Presencia: Para-guaya Presence: Para-guayan girl 1995 94 cm. VII ... 2004... EL PAÍS es suyo... ... los Generales, de mantel largo... El Emporio... ... el TEST... ... las extradiciones y Palmira “La Morenera”... ... 2004... EL PAÍS is yours... ... the Generals, on the lunch wagon... The Emporium ... ... the TEST... ... the extraditions and Palmyra “La Morenera”... CRIMEN CREADO ® Corrupción 2003 Feliz año 2004 les desea Gina Paola Arango, lidiando la vacaloca. CREATED CRIME® Corruption 2003 Happy New Year 2004 wishes you Gina Paola Arango, caping the madcow. 12 / 31 / 2003 56 cm. Micaela Kali, con muertos desmenbrados y una bandera 2007 85 cm. Micaela Kali, with dismembered dead and a flag Alejandra Briceño sale de la fosa común 5 / 2001 59 cm Alejandra Briceño emerges from the common grave Presencia: PM Costa Caribe Presence: PM Caribbean Coast 1995 86 cm. Col-DEA Mapa escolar bilingüe Tatiana Zuñiga lo revela todo todo. Bosques, Teléfono, Minería, etc. en arrebatiña. Col-DEA Bilingual school map Tatiana Zuñiga reveals all and everything. Forests, Telephone, and Mining, etc. up for grabs. 2004 44 cm. Tatiana Zúñiga en Cómo vender a Colombia (A los pies de Tatiana) Seminario estratégico. FOROS PORTAFOLIO. Bogotá - Cali - Medellín - Barranquilla. Patrocinan: (Café) Nueva Colonia, U.S. Corredores. Participación del Embajador de Colombia en EEUU Luis Alberto Moreno. Y Tatiana Zúñiga suma: “Col-DEA…Coto de Caza del CRIMEN CREADO® Made in USA con... 800+ mercenarios de EEUU en el país + Plan Columbia al 2009 ó… para siempre? + extradición de la justicia a EEUU + un dirigente tipo yoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE para siempre!..” Tati continua: “...no es libre, ni es Colombia, para firmar un tratado y menos LIBRE de COMERcio.” La Colombia con asignaciones de Jaguar (arriba a la derecha) con vanidad o sin ella, pregunta y anota: “¿..visto bien… no.?. es… meramente asunto de ColDEAnos…” y dirigiéndose a Colombia: “ …ovejita… coercida a… confesarse con… El Lobo… nos das mucha, mucha pena…” Tatiana Zúñiga in How to Sell Colombia. (At Tatiana´s feet) Strategic seminar. PORTFOLIO FORUMS. Bogotá - Cali Medellín - Barranquilla. Sponsors: New Colony (Cough-ee), U.S. Brokers. With the participation of Ambassador of Colombia to the USA Luis Alberto Moreno. (Above Col-DEA map) Tatiana Zuñiga sums: “…Hunting Reserve of CREATED CRIME® Made in USA with... 800+ U.S. mercenaries in the country + Plan Columbia ´till 2009 or… forever? + extradition of justice to the U.S. + and a first honcho like yoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE for ever!..” Tati continues: “...it’s not free, nor is it Colombia, to sign a treaty let alone FREE, a free-lunch agreement...” The Colombia in jaguar regalia (at top right) with vanity or none, asks and annotates: “… decked finely… right? It´s merely a Col-DEAn business…” and addressing Colombia: “…little lamb… coerced to... confess with... El Lobo... you give us much much grief.” 2004 98 cm. Cindy: Facilitadora Toma Coca-Aid... ES BUENO para ti Cindy: Facilitator Drink Coca-Aid... IT IS GOOD for you 1995 97 cm. Tatiana Zúñiga PARA-shot 6 / 22 / 2001 61 cm. Tatiana Zúñiga dis-PARA-da FREEDOM FIGHTERS se multiplican... (De abajo hacia arriba) El estado chirona PEN-tá-gono-Col-DEA del CRIMEN CREADO ® patas arriba. (Entre los sarcófagos con muertas) ¡EL PAÍS será nue$tro! (Encima) Aumenta presencia de personal de EEUU, (Freedom Fighters). El Dr. U. condecora al General James T. ’ILL... FREEDOM FIGHTERS Multiply... U.S. Congress approves increase in military personnel from 400 to 800...contractors from 400 to 600... U.S. promoting Latin American Naval Force against “terrorism”...directed by the U.S. and to be named “Lasting Friendship” Dr. U. condecorates General James T. ’ILL... who has travelled to Latin America 78 times in two years time... (At top) Colombia at right asks: “...is Jamie ’ill?” He admits: “da.!. I’m da sick...” 2004 72 cm. Col-DEA y su principal SOStén... no hay sol Generales Carlos Alberto Ospina, G.O.O. y Martín Orlando Carreño, G.C.S. respondiendo a preguntas de El desPErTADOR. (Abajo a la derecha) Los mencionados en atavíos y factura propia con mapa de el país que (citando a una fuente que prefiere el anonimato) “quieren devolverles a los colombianos”, G.C.S. dice: “El único camino que tenemos es el del CRIMEN CREADO ®.” G.O.O.: “Mi opinión es que no se debe legalizar”. (Arriba) La Colombia a este cantar le añade: “¿SOStén?”… y se les secaría la green-guita y/o el patriot hero-is-mo... Q. E. D. Para más de G.O.O. y G.C.S. lea encima de EXTRA... (Abajo, a la derecha) G.C.S. dice: “Jamás, yo no estoy de acuerdo con la legalización de la droga, porque el daño que se le hace a la humanidad es grandísimo… uno, en el día de mañana, va a terminar viendo a sus hijos y nietos con ese problema”. Col-DEA´s mainstay… there is no sun The Colombias, feeling shame, refused to have the Castilian version poured into English. Here is an alternative for your heart´s content. Columbia is a pen in the clutches of the… YES!.. U.S. Invader masquerading as saviour, mainline coca“in”e pusher of destruction fanning war in its bonnet! Its interests are, for now, guarded by the presiding yoUR-sonafabitch-I-BE galoot, spawn of “Democratic security”, National Security Agency, head-shrunk fan and of fallowhearted fame, in cahoots with these and such like ilk and ilth as industrio-political sharpies with a T R A I N of bought consumers, plundering and laying waste the country for their worth, expecting to sell to avid investors for quick kick-crumbs in return! Our hearts go out to the Big Green Fraud, who in panic of living with nothing to use, will destitute you and stifle life too… poor Greengone.!. you, poor too!.. poor GRIN-go-ne! Don´t feel ire!.. don´t fell shame… 8 / 15 > 21 / 2004 we won´t double talk this into Spanish. 51 cm. La coquera Margarita “Perita” Naranjo tiene el sol Coca-chewing Margarita “Crackerjack” Naranjo has the sun 2004 30 cm. Buscando a Mahisa .¡.caliente.!. Looking for Mahisa ...hot.!. 2004 27 cm. El Vack-ah-loca regresa Díptico, lado izquierdo (Abajo, izquierda) El País es nuestro porque “W” Yo-el vack-ah loca ganó... ¡SHERIFF DEL MUNDO! Paola Torres con insígnias, ajustándose el moño. (Abajo, derecha) EEUU cantando “...porque él es un gran tipo y eso NADIE lo puede negar…” con tiros de festejo en TODAS las direcciones. (Arriba) En PEN-tá-gono-COL-DEA State, las “fuerzas de la ley y el orden” entonan: “y eso decimos todos nosotros…” El Vack-ah-loca, I Won Diptych, left side (At bottom left) “W”, Sheriff of the World. (At bottom right and center) “...for he´s a Jolly Good fellow..,” and shots of glee in ALL directions. (At top) In PEN-ta-gono-COL-DEA State the forces of “law and order” echo: “and so say all of us…” 11 / 2004 49 cm. Concurso Nacional de “W”elleza 70 años Díptico, lado derecho Adriana Cecilia como Señorita Col-DEA dice: “W”ienvenido otra vez Zarza Ardiendo.!. “ ...y como REINA (en pose de Uncle Sam): “…y recuerda que siempre tenemos una recua de burros lista para que cuando llegue la hora, tú y los tuyos no tengan que marchar de regreso a Arkansas”. National “W”eauty contest 70 years Diptych, right side Adriana Cecilia as Miss Col-DEA says: “Welcome back...” and as QUEEN, in Uncle Sam pose: “...and remember...” 11 / 15 / 2004 64 cm. Cindy: Contemplativa Cindy: Contemplative 1995 98 cm. BIEN-VEN-IDOS a Santa Fe del Nidito (ralito) de Amor. (N.B. Esta NO es una Colombia.) AUC Autoridades Uribistas Competentes... ICONTEC. Certificado de gestión de calidad... IQ Net. Certified Management System... Servicio al cliente: 00 8002 911 965 … WELCOME to Santa Fe del Ralito (little para-military love nest) Para-Penta-gono-Col-DEA 2004... (N.B. This is NOT a Colombia) (At bottom right) AUC, Acronym for United Auto Defenses (paramilitary forces of Colombia, now identified as Competent Uribe-an Authorities) “The Lady” chimes: “...a para-step to the OTHER WORLD.” (At bottom) ICONTEC Certificate of quality management... IQ Net Certified Management System... Client service: 00 8002 911 965… 2004 92 cm. 3 Chicas Malas 3 To: para Columbia S.A. 3 Bad Girls 3 To: para Columbia S.A. 1993 80 cm. Entra embajador William B. Wood, alias “Tawnee Would Stone You” La Colombia al lado derecho: “…te queremos Tawnee, ¡desnuda & verdadera!.. para el OTRO, nuestro desprecio…” (Arriba) “Tawnee Would Stone You”, la sensación Internet de 18 años. Enter am-bass-a-door William B. Wood, alias “Tawnee Would Stone You”. (At left) In redneck tie and imitation trick-colors: “Narcos with “para” franchise cannot enjoy benefits. N.B. We give crumbs, not benefits.” (Top left) We engender them (narcos) with our CREATED CRIME®; the “paras” through the “School of the Americas” and our sons of a bitch. But the United States - we - PAY… he who pays takes possession… you owe us… you payyyyy… Ah!... I forget… the poison doesn´t poison… (In quote, above Would´s and Tawnee´s heads) Six months after assuming her job “Would Stone You” evidences a thorough knowledge of Colombian problems. (Bottom right) Colombia apologizes. 2 / 8 / 2004 58 cm. Tiras cómicos del CRIMEN CREADO ® ENTRA El Emperador… sorry María Jimena,.. La emperatriz “Tawnee Would Stone You”... ¡Bravo María Jimena! CREATED CRIME’s comic tipsters ENTER The Emperor… sorry María Jimena... The empress “Tawnee Would Stone You”… Bravo María Jimena! (Middle left) Stars and stripes double-headed “Tawnee Would Stone You”: “Our goal is a hemispherical trade backyard with and for “sonsofabitch” like us. The skull says: “It really IS Glee-phosate...” 92 / 9 / 2004 88 cm. La re-putica Col-DEA al Tratado¡.! (Abajo) Nuestra guisa, apuntalando el mapa con la nueva nomenclatura, dice: “...mira donde vas”. La “a cuatro patas” es una Col-DEAna culi-pronta. (Arriba, texto en morado) Una Colombia leyendo entre líneas… representante Rafael Amador: “…Colombia elimine todas sus restricciones y no oponga mayor resistencia…” The double-whore Col-DEA to the Treaty .!. (At bottom) Our scullion, propping new nomenclature map, says: “… look where you are going.” (At center of map) A Col-DEAn offering her ass. (At top left, purple text) A Colombia reading between the lines: “Free eats” treaty with the U.S. opens up. Representative Rafael Amador: “...what these studies are trying to do is adjust the free trade agreement with the U.S. so that Colombia eliminates all its restrictions and doesn´t oppose major resistance.” 3 / 11 / 2004 66 cm. Presencia: Ley, sicaria de cara doble Presence: Law, double-faced hitwoman 1995 94 cm. Los alcances del CRIMEN CREADO ®... El inconfundible amor patrio Col-DEAno a envenenar los parques The reaches of CREATED CRIME ®… Col-DEAn’s unmistakeable love of country dares poison National Parks (Left) Daniel Samper´s newspaper column: “Poisoning National Parks”. COL-DEA & U.S. agree on an unhinging step to spray the biological reserves with “Glee-phosate.” (At top) The Colombia ribs: “Little Danielito prats about uninformed… the poison does not poison as every Col-DEAn affirms after am-bass-a-door TAWNEE Wood Stone has so assured.” Remember! We the Colombias have nicknamed am-bass-a-door Woody “WOOD” Pecker as Tawnee Wood Stone, in admiration of Tawnee Stone, celebrated Texan. Pardon us Tawnee, we´d LOVE you as ambassador, not for your tongue, but for your enviable “babies bar” and derrière. 2004 95 cm. El Empo en ¿Quién es Quién? The Empo in Who is Who? (Bottom line) Historical or hysterical? U.S. Israeli endorsement... The Colombia, above the sun utters: “...Achyuta” meaning, the restrained, the unfallen. The Colombia with 2004 painted over her leg asks: “…is this the same sun that shines over Col-DEA?..” 4 / 15 / 2004 58 cm. El general James T. ’ILL contagiando Advertencia para América Latina: Achtung! (Entre las piernas de la Colombia) Las dos figuras en diálogo dicen: “de-imito-cracia?” y “W” responde: “…no lo hagas… solo sed nuestro otro Israel…” (En su pierna izquierda) Un corazón herido por los muertos en Madrid. (Arriba derecha) General ’ILL en pedo agitprop. General James T. ’ILL infecting A warning to Latin America: Achtung! (Bottom line) Col-DEA: LEGAL U.S. APPROVED regional threat. (By Colombia’s left foot) An experiment in bilateral terrorism. (Between the Colombia’s legs) The two Figures, in “read my lips” practice. (Top right) General James T. ’ILL: “...Venezuela, a country where radical populism becomes a threat to our hemisphere´s security...” The Colombia replies: “ eh. eh. humbug... a fart? He who first smells it under his ass has it...” 5 / 24 / 2004 56 cm. El Emporio Lynndie England en su prisión The Emporium Lynndie England in her prison Sitting Colombia: “...the partner$ of Col-DEA...” Standing Colombia: “...in action!” 95 / 7 / 2004 54 cm. Cindy: Cambiando colores 1995 98 cm. Cindy: Changing colors Hace 25 años. Fin a... Em-baja-door ASENCIO dijo: “La mayor parte de la marihuana y cocaína que entra a su nación proviene de nuestro país... pero... se tiene... operación de gran magnitud para aniquilar las areas de siembra y distribución... si continuamos nuestro nivel actual de actividad, podríamos aniquilar la fuente dentro de un año (!!!) ¿INcompetencia? ¿Y HOY? 25 Years ago. The end of the drug traffic ...am-bass-a-door ASENCIO said: “...most of the marihuana and cocaine that enters his nation comes from our country... but... there is... an operation of such a magnitude to annihilate the planting and distribution areas... if we continue our present level of activity, we could annihilate the source within a year (!!!) INcompetence?.. and TODAY?.. The Emporium of CREATED CRIME ® prospers with the re-election.!. Col-DEA YEEEES, dismantlement of the business NOOOO. 94 / 15 / 2004 43 cm. Elecciones USA 2004 Una Colombia N.N. pregunta: “.. ¿entonces, quién será el próximo jíbaro del CRIMEN CREADO ®, o si Ud. gusta, el próximo terrorista elegido?” USA Elections 2004 A no name Colombia asks… 2 / 12 / 2004 67 cm. ¡A por Mahisa! Git Mahisa! 2004 36 cm. Re-elección Partido YoUR-sonofabitch-I-BEista Col-DEAno El Emporio en el corazón financiero de las FARC. Una Colombia con kaumodki cakra en el dedo índice invocando. Re-election YoUR-sonofabitch-I-BEist Col-DEAn party YES / NO The Emporium in the financial heart of the FARC guerrilla. A Colombia with kaumodki cakra on her index finger invoking. 2 / 4 / 2004 67 cm. La infinita paz de Santa Fe del Nidito… CRIMEN CREADO ® RE-COM-pensado The infinite peace of Santa Fe del Ralito… para-Love nest CREATED CRIME ® Re-war-ded. Is Santa Fe a distention zone? No. A Location Zone? No. A little love nest for the para-pájaros or birds” YES. (On the right margin) Wolf cry of AUUUC, United Autodefenses of Colombia, AUC. (On the left) The Colombia says: “Let the para-pa-ja-ja-ja ros sing.” 5 / 17 / 2004 56 cm. Presencia: Doblemente armada Presence: Double armed 1995 > 2004 95 cm. TRES gallos tapados en Santa Fe del (Ralito) Nidito de Amor PEN-TÁ-gono-Col-DEA al día... THREE hidden roosters in the Para-Love nest at Santa Fe del Ralito Prelates ask for a purge of peace table with paramilitaries. There are narco para-assassins and pure pure narcos... and... 3... the Gringo, with his CREATED CRIME ® inducing ALL into ERROR. 7 / 6 / 2004 78 cm. Cindy: Aclimatizándose 1995 98 cm. Cindy: Acclimatizing TEST Col-DEA 2004 POLAR-Y, za-CIÓN COMPLET 2004 43 cm. TEST Col-DEA 2004 POLAR-Y, za-TION COMPLET TEST ¿ES UD. UN Col-DEAno? #1 y #2 Las Colombias ponen las preguntas de filiación. TEST ARE YOU A Col-DEAn? #1. Like a practicing Liberal or Conservative? #2. Do you depend directly on CREATED CRIME®... The Col-DEA-PENTAGON narco-deal as the Armed Forces, the Air Force, Justice, and competent authorities?.. 2004 55 cm. TEST, # 3, #4 y #5 2004 40 cm. TEST, #3, #4 and #5 #3. Do you profit by CREATED CRIME´s criminalization of drugs as a simple narco? #4. …or… Why not?.. as a paramilitary? #5. A FARC or ELN guerrilla? TEST, #6 y #7 TEST, #6 and #7 #6. Achtung, Sun U.S.!. a politician embracing and advocating CREATED CRIME ® #7. A Character of the UR-sonofabitch-I-BE type expecting election? 2004 39 cm. TEST, #8 TEST, #8 #8. If you marked 1 or more from 1 to 7, you are a Col-DEAn in the free for all (war) for Columbia, putting the Colombia’s feet up and upside down. Full stop. 2004 37 cm. TEST, #9 y #10 TEST, #9 and #10 #9. If you are not a Col-DEAn, (1 to 7) are you a Colombian: a) displaced b) excluded c) kidnapped d) disappeared e) exploited in CoL-DEA or resigned?.. exiled.?. or in the U.S.?. #10. Witne$$ the TRANSformation of Col-DEA with its “Free” Trade Agreement… into… NEW! ColUmbia. The cartoon, by MHEO... The farmer: “They told me that the good thing about the free trade agreement is that in a few years all of us will understand what it´s about.” The cow: “And the bad thing?” The farmer: “That only in a few years all of us will understand what it´s about.” 2004 52 cm. TEST, #11, #12 y #0 2004 38 cm. TEST #11, #12 and #0 #11. …the thug of the neighbourhood is missing Linda... #12. ...he’s redundant Jirafita… he patronizes Col-DEA and finances the Col-DEAns that are killing each other… #O. … and for Him and them, Jirafita, the Colombians are superfluous. TEST …pero ¡...somos TU bocado Achyuta! TEST Jirafita says: …but ...we are YOUR chicks Achyuta! (Bottom left) …look Linda what is being said about Col-DEA’s partner… “A government that treads on human rights and massacres the Iraki people with fallacious justifications, pretends to be the master of morality and the apostle of liberty. The whole world is disgusted with this war of merchants and desecrators of the human condition.” William Ospina in CROMOS, April 5, 2004. 2004 33 cm. EX-TRADICIÓN / La prohibición de las drogas EL CRIMEN CREADO ® sobre Columbia declara culpable a Fabio Ochoa. La encantación de María Paola... EX-TRADITION / The prohibition of drugs CREATED CRIME ® over Columbia declares Fabio Ochoa guilty. (Top left) María Paola´s incantation: “Arrest, arrest, arrest yourself you ravenous brute and jab your snout in the soil, for long before your schnozzle whifft air, Christ was already in Heaven. 5 / 28 / 2003 54 cm. EX-TRADICIÓN Natalia Villaveces en PLAY y CAMBIO de piel EX-TRADITION Natalia Villaveces in PLAY and CHANGE of skin (Lower right) The show business of CREATED CRIME ® must go on. News column: Legalization a mirage... Extradition of Favio… money laundering… Ochoa. Natalia, to be second Colombian “Playmate” under a change of skin, on the Emporium of CREATED CRIME ®: “They spawn them… and arrogate to themselves the luxury of persecuting them, condemn them and fleece them.” (Top right) Her panties in “Change of skin.” 8 / 23 / 2001 60 cm. EX-TRADICIÓN / Fabio Ochoa (A la izquierda) La palabra “justicia” en fusión con CIA, DEA y PENTAGON. EX-TRADITION / Fabio Ochoa (At left) The word “justice” in fusion with CIA, DEA and PENTAGON. Extradited Fabio Ochoa in Miami. With unshaved armpits, Valeria quips: “...despicabilis... they breed them, they hound them, and they fleece them...” 9 / 9 / 2001 53 cm. EX-TRADICIÓN / Suspendida Justicia que da pena, Karen Carreño toma el control. EX-TRADITION / Suspended Justice put to the blush. Karen Carreño takes control. Karen asks: “Are you tired of bad news, the daily fare of our people?” (In the news) The “Chessplayer” at prison´s exit door. (At right) A wave from Gina Paola, reigning queen, to Gilberto Rodríguez in freedom. (At left) Karen, draping tie over yoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE in dunce cap, asks Gilberto: “… would you spend part of your fortune in health, education or environment… and checkmate the Gringo?” He answers: “Sí.” (On the right) Karen, smoking, sticks her foot in ’Cisco “Kid” vice-president Santos´s trap. (At top) Karen hangs a leg over the coolers´s door and chaperoning spook. 11 /.2 / 2002 87 cm. EX-TRADICIÓN / ¡CRIMEN CREADO ® a ejercer justic&a! Gilberto Rodríguez Extra-ditado. María Clara en cueros y deprecando. EXTRADITION / CREATED CRIME ® executing Just-ice! EXTRA, Cali cartel´s Gilberto Rodríguez extradited. María Clara, starkers and deprecating. Soldier: “We create them, we persecute them, and we fleece them.” 12 / 10 / 2004 60 cm. EX-TRADICIÓN Col-DEA ¡Feliz Año! Rumba, rabo y oreja y punto. 1 / 2 / 2005 102 cm. EX-TRADITION Col-DEA news. Happy New year! Party, bull tail, ear trophies and full stop. (At bottom) EL PAÍS is Ours. Simón Trinidad (FARC), in U.S hands, shouts: “Man-cuso go home!” EX-TRADICIÓN / $ol U$A. Adiós a “El Señor” Manuel Rodríguez Orejuela (Cartel de Cali) y “Sonia” (FARC) extraditados. (Arriba a la izquierda) …Señor, ten piedad, Señor, ten piedad... (Al centro) “...far-Col-DEA en arrebatiña...” EX-TRADITION / $un USA. Good bye to “El Señor” Manuel Rodríguez Orejuela (Cali Cartel) and “Sonia” (FARC) extradited. (At top left)… Lord, have mercy, Lord, have mercy, Lord, have mercy. (Bottom left) Para-military laws begin. (At center), “Para-far Col-DEA up for grabs...” (On right margin) The country´s updated name tag... 3 / 10 / 2005 104 cm. EX-TRADICIÓN / El Emporio del CRIMEN CREADO ® (Abajo) El lazo corredizo (noose) de la Para-Narco... L-DEA... (Arriba) La misiva de Beaky al Gran Padre Blanco: “Nosotras las Colombias, siendo un conjunto de escasas luces, y habiéndolo visto a usted llevarse a los pequeños monstruos engendrados por su CRIMEN CREADO ® y la Escuela de las Américas de regreso a Arkansas, nos estamos preguntando que va a hacer con las sobras, vestidos de camuflaje, trajes de congresistas y vaqueros? Esperando su respuesta, Siempre, Beaky. Extradición del gran combo de Narco- paraguayos a EEUU... Back to Arkansas... EX-TRADITION / The Emporium of CREATED CRIME ® (At bottom) Para-Narco... L-DEA noose... (Top) The missive of Biki, defender, to the Great White Father... (Bottom right) Back to Arkansas! Heavy duty combo of narco-paramilitaries extradited to the U.S... simply, on drug charges. 5 / 20 / 2008 77 cm. EX-TRADICIÓN / Palmira “La morenera” Morenera, chica que lleva el tazón o plato de morenillo, mezcla de cenizas y vinagre, para sanar las heridas de las ovejas esquiladas… los paras, narcos y guerrillas en las prisiones de EEUU. ¿El plato..? ¡grande! (en rojo). En el borde azul de la cinta amarilla: “Para Columbia”. (Sobre el calcetín verde) USA The Colombia Palmyra “La morenera” with ribbon “Para Columbia”-USA. “Morenera”, girl who carries the plate or pot of “morenillo”, a mixture of ash and vinegar used to heal the wounds of sheared sheep… the paras, narcos and guerrillas in U.S. jails. The plate? big! (in red). On the blue edge of the yellow ribbon: “Para Columbia” (On the green sock) USA 2 / 2007 60 cm. VIII ... Feliz 2005... ... aparece Al-Bišára News... ... como se desmorona la galleta... ... heyokas... ... Equipo Terrorista Legal ETL y Equipo Terrorista Ilegal ETI... ... Happy 2005... ... Al-Bišára News appears... ... how the cookie crumbles... ... heyokas... ... Legal Terrorist Team LTT and Illegal Terrorist Team ITE... Happy Crismazo Col-DEA Que tu Zarza “W” Ardiendo Bush te conceda un Feliz ‘05. Happy “Blow on your block” Col-DEA May your Burning “W” Bush grant you a Happy ‘05. 12 / 2004 56 cm Jíbaro de las drogas Bush a re-despachar desde la Casa Blanca … La Terro-frigo-rífica Pen-tá-gono-Col-DEA rati-ficada. ¡Que siga el baile! La Colombia, heyoka Zharick, a caballo por la Avenida Pennsylvania en WashingTown llevando “en anca” a “W”, el día de su posesión. El caballo, estrenando cirujía plástica, clon de YoUR-I-BE. (Arriba) Sandra Milena Sánchez, comentando… Drug Pusher Bush to re-deal from White House. 1 / 2005 118 cm. The Terro-frigo-rific Pentagon-Col-DEA rati-fied. Let the ball continue! The Colombia heyoka Zharick with “W” riding pillion through Pennsylvania Avenue in WashingTown, on inauguration day. Horse debuts plastic surgery clone face of yoUR-I-BE. (On diagonal line) Bush warming up for his second mandate. Horse says: “me too...” and … “El PAÍS is ours.” Sandra Milena Sánchez (feeling the temperature) extols: “He´s overjoyed!... yoUR-IBE and the Col-DEAns, exuberant… business as usual” Her amputated peg-leg rests on “W”, who “in a moment of distention” (sic) pisses on himself while flying Vainspeak banner: “Our objective is to terminate tiranny in the world.” Cindy: Aclimatizada Cindy: Acclimatized ...y con estrella de Venus en la tanga. ...and with Venus star on her tanga. 1995 > 2013 98 cm. Poe-sía con-tra las b-alas o Poe con las alas puestas …no es por el huevo, sino por el fuero. La carreta de Luz Estela González... Poe-try against bullets or Poe with the wings on It´s not for the pence but for the fief. Pen-ta-gono-Col-DEA launches chemical war against the Chocó (west Pacific). Luz Estela González mentions the para-ColDEAns vs the guerrillo-Col-DEAns vs. the governo-ColDEAns… ColDEAns of all sorts, financing themselves with the sportly fantasies of CREATED CRIME ® and its all embracing U.S. sun. 1 / 2005 105 cm. “Caco”-fonía ¡El problema! (Uni-versión in Spanglish) Descrip(t)(c)ión. Re: cacofoní-a: casa de capture de problema no says Uribe son are las FARC USA ® CREATED CRIME contra Diario deportivo por len(s) te arremete es Venezuela. ¡El problema! Pentágono Col-DEA is the problema… el emporio del CRIMEN ® CREATED (Lucha vs. Las drugs) is the problema la encerrona pen el país 30+ años yrs pen is el problema… los Col-DEAnos are the problema with sus sporting fantasías of liberty y order plan Col-DEA propped by CRIME CREADO ®… el problema is you… 2005 110 cm. ¿“Para”-Pen-tá-gono-Col-DEA? “Para”-Pen-ta-gono-Col-DEA? Paras se lanzarán a la para-política. (En la copa) Química de los Postres: EEUU respalda a Uribe. El pago de recompensas a militares Venezolanos y la supuesta participación de EEUU en la captura de Granda crisparon a Chavez... Amarillo, Azul, Rojo... Paras will launch into para-politics. (In the cup) The Chemistry of Desserts: The U.S. backs Uribe. The payment of rewards to Venezuelan militaries and the alleged participation of the U.S. in the capture of Granda crisped Chavez... Yellow, Blue, Red... Uribe wants face to face with Chavez. 1 / 16 / 2005 72 cm. Ya vamos llegando a Pénjamo… (Al margén derecho, arriba) R.I.P-off-ON. (Rip-off = despojo) a-Re-batiña ON, FULL simulacro ON (the) mock-cra-z-y ON. We are almost arriving at Penjamo… (Editorial, above the bottom line) A system exposed to ridicule (Top, right margin) R.I.P. OFF ON. A-Re-batiña ON (Rebatiña = action of scrambling quickly to snatch something amid many that want to seize it). (In black letters) EL PAÍS is ours... (And in between)… “Paras” and “narcos” incided in electoral fraud. (Top left) FULL Mock ON the-mock-cra-z-y ON. 2 / 4 > 28 / 2005 92 cm. Cindy: Plena Coquera Cindy: Full Coca-quid 1995 98 cm. ¡Heyoka! Leyendo desde abajo… (Al centro) He aquí el blanqueo de la para-PEN–tá-gono-Col-DEA. (Hacia arriba) Habla el caballo heyoka de la heyoka Zharic.... Heyoka! 2 / 2005 130 cm. (Bottom line) Definition of heyoka (Above that) YoUR Dr. Ur-I-BE quaths: “In Columbia there is no armed conflict but a terrorist threat.” (Above that) …the white washing of the para-PEN-ta-gono-Col-DEA.(Above that) FULL Heyoka ON, horse and rider. The heyoka horse: “There has never been any Official Terror here, black hand, or chulavita (police), para-narco-milit-assa-ssins, reddish or blueish. Therefore, there is no ficti-de-mock-racy here, or displaced or marginalized people or misery. There is no systematic ecological or cultural destruction, and MUCH LESS, gringos responsible for the shit-mire here... there are only sweet and tender white doves “associated” with CREATED CRIME ® and the status quo, there are no abstentionists… and there is me… so that... there is nothing more to do… but…this. The Heyoka rider Zharic: “There is no Legal Terrorist Team (LTT) with narco-para-pen-ta-gono-Col-Dea institutional (red or blue party) help here, or some other narco-guerrilla Ilegal Terrorist Team (ITT) in arrebatiña, or free-for all for the land, power and resources… no… and much less Colombias and Colombians in the crossfire as impediments. There are NO irreparable ecological damages to the Motherland by CREATED CRIME ® and its war against drugs… and much less finance and profit for both LTT & ITT... so that… there is nothing to do… but… this. Diario Deportivo “Clásico” “Clásico” en la para-pen-tá-gono-Col-DEA. EL PAÍS es nuestro. El Emporio: Los pájaros con las escopetas. … “Mari… Sarvamayi, ’Ari… ’Ari… ’Ari…” Sports Daily “Classic” “Classic” in para-pen-ta-gono-col-DEA. EL PAÍS is ours. The Emporium: The para “birdies” HOLD the guns... The Colombia invokes: “Mari… Sarvamayi, ’Ari… ’Ari… ’Ari…” 2 / 24 / 2005 99 cm Vuelve la caleña Diana Giraldo. Nueva Col-DEA... ¡mejor que nunca! (Columna izquierda) Para-narco-pen-tá-gono-Far-Col-DEA ilustrada. (Columna central) EL PARA-IS-O-SÍ-es-Nuestro. (Columna derecha) Conflicto armado (tachado)... arrebatiña ON NUEVA Col-DEA Actualizada. EL-PAÍS-PEN-TA-gono chirona del CRIMEN CREADO ® (…es nuestro…). Cali girl Diana Giraldo returns. Col-DEA better than ever. 3 / 2005 112 cm (Left column) …para-narco-pen-tá-gono-Far-CoL-DEA illustrated. (Central column) The PARA-DISE is ours. (Right column) Armed conflict (crossed out)... free for all ON. NEW Col-DEA Updated. The Country, PEN of CREATED CRIME ® (…is ours…) ¿Dónde metemos al ELN Angelly? “Cabe en el encierro-chirona donde están todos los colombianos... En la para-narco-p-E(L)N… “¡ya... Claudia!”, responde la caleña Angelly Vanessa Moncayo. N.B. A la bella caleña Claudia Headmont, Playboy la quiere desnudar… y el PENtáGONO la quiere ya. Marines traficantes… militares mercenarios … llevan coca“in”a desde Col-DEA … (A la derecha) CRIMEN CREADO ®, Empresa “Igualdad de Oportunidades”. Cultivos de coca no se redujeron, confirman imágines satelitales de la CIA. Corte Penal Internacional, CPI: “…miles de delitos de lesa humanidad cometidos por paramilitares, FARC, ELN y oficiales de las Fuerzas Armadas”. General Ospina rechaza carta de la CPI: “Es un grave error colocar al Estado (Equipo Terrorista Legal, ETL) al mismo nivel de estos bandidos (Equipo Terrorista Ilegal, ETI). Where do we put the ELN (National Liberation Army) Angelly? 4 / 1 / 2005 110 cm. “It fits in the PEN where all the colombians are… in the para-narco-p-E(L)N…now... Claudia!” N.B. Playboy wants to undress the beautiful Claudia – and the PENtagon wants her right now. Marine mercenaries trafficking coca“in”e !!! CREATED CRIME®... an “Equal Opportunity” enterprise. Coca crops were not reduced, confirm CIA satellite photos. International Penal Court IPC asks in letter about “thousands of crimes of lesser humanity committed by paramilitaries, FARC, ELN and Armed Forces officials.” General Ospina rejects IPC letter: “It´s a grave error to place the State (Legal Terrorist Team, LTT) at the same level as these bandits (Ilegal Terrorist Team, ITT). Cindy: Renegada con lanza y pistola 1995 98 cm. Cindy: Renegade with lance and gun Pista, despiste y alpiste. ...las acciones de mayor movimiento en la bolsa de valores de Columbia. (Abajo izquierda) Invierta en La re-putica y sinvergüenza Para-narco-pen-tá-gono-FAR-Col-DEA, un “país” entre comillas, alias Columbia. (En el borde izquierdo) PISTA... Para-marines acusados de traficantes recibirán inmunidad diplomática… em-baja-door Tawnee Would Stone You recuerda el convenio. (En el márgen inferior) DESPISTE... 18 militares muertos en Arauca, no es razón, dijo el Doctor YoUR-I-BE en CHINA, para no invertir en Colombia… el ejercito Columbiano puede derrotar el terrorismo. (En el márgen izquierdo, arriba) ALPISTE... Ley de paras... Para-pájaros… Terroristas: ¿Quién les dio el ALPISTE? (Al centro) La caleña Claudia Headmont Uribe pregunta: “…esperamos la “nueva ola” de para-terroristas con motosierras chinas?” (Claudia quiere aclarar que NO es pariente del Doctor YoUR-I-BE.) Open track, con-men and birdseed ...most traded shares in the Columbian stock exchange. (Bottom left) Invest in the whoring and shameless Para-narco-Pen… (At left margin) FREE TRACK... Para-marine traffickers receive diplomatic immunity… am-bass-a-door Tawnee Would Stone You underlines agreement. (At bottom margin) CON-MEN... 18 militaries dead in Arauca, no reason, said Dr. YoUR-I-BE in China, for them not to invest in Columbia, our army can defeat terrorism… (Top left margin) BIRDSEED... Law for para terrorists... para-birdies... (Short sentences in exchange for truth)… Who gave them the BIRDSEED? Claudia Headmont Uribe (center) asks: “… shall we expect the “new wave” of para-terrorists with Chinese chainsaws?” 4 / 7 / 2005 47 cm. Una Colombia estúpida pide que canten “¿Quién les dió el alpiste?” YoUR-I-BE busca borrar rebelión de la carta en la Para-narco-PEN… A stupid Colombia asks that they sing “Who gave them the birdseed?” (Bottom line) In Para-narco-Pen-ta-gon... yoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE seeks to erase “rebellion” from the charter. (At right of figure) Armed conflict NO... arrebatiña-free-for-all YES. Para-narco “birds” NO. Songbirds YES. A stupid Colombia dares to ask: “Let them then sing Who gave them the birdseed?” 15 / 19 / 2005 48 cm. La Colombia coquera Angelita “Cocofrío” Becerra en “estate-quieto” Coca-chewing Colombia Angelita “Coldnut” Becerra in “stay-as-you-are” 2010 45 cm. Llamado al jefe para “Don Berna”... Call to para chief “Don Berna”... ...will the Para-narco-Pen-ta-gono-FAR-Col-DEA “Don Berna” remain without hearing the para-birdies sing “Who gave them the birdseed?” 6 / 1 / 2005 43 cm. Díptico. Lado izq. Noticias Al-Bisara presenta: La Dama en Negro... ...en para-narco-pen-Tá-Gono-farCOL-DEA… (bajo el ´05) ÚL-timo timo… la OEA dice: “¡el veneno no envenena, nena!” (Encima, columna CAMBALACHE de Daniel Samper) Entre… Con-do(ña)leeZZZa en el Jardín del CRIMEN CREADO ®. Secretaria de Estado en visita oficial para apoyar acciones del Dr. Uribe en contra del terrorismo. La invitada se disculpa (sobre su retrato): “Paren la mierda. Claro que el gli-fosa-to… el veneno… SÍ envenena… pregúntenle a cualquiera en los Est-ados U-nidos”. El Telmerel (voz gitana Rom para muerte) o la pelona, como me dicen: “… la que silencia to-DAS las Voces… ¿ella?, ¿Yo?... Yo no enveneno, no, no, (… ni doy muerte) ¡na na! El que en-vene-na nena, es OtrO, ¿Yo?... yo llego porque siempre estoy, porque soy EL TELMEREL”. Diptych. Left side. Al-Bisara News presents: The Black Lady in... ...narco-pen-Ta-Gono-farCOL-DEA… (Under the ´05) The last hoax… The Organization of American States states: “the poison doesn´t poison, baby!” Enter... the garden of CREATED CRIME ® with Condo-leezzza. Secretary of State in official visit to back Dr. Uribe´s actions against terrorism. (Bottom line, center) The guest offers apologies (over her portrait): “Stop the bullshit. Of course ROUND UP… the poison… DOES poison... ask anyone back home.” The Telmerel (Rom gipsy voice for death) or the Black Lady as they call me: “…the one that silences all voices… She?.. I?.. I do not poison… no, no, (… nor do I deal death)… the one that poisons is another (with proper flapper) me?.. I arrive… because I always am,.. because I am... I am the TELMEREL.” 4 / 27 / 2005 95 cm. Díptico, Lado derecho En EL Jardín del CRIMEN CREADO ® Parques Naturales otra vez en la mira de la fumigación. EL PAÍ$ es nue$tro (con avioncito abanderado). (Encima) Los chicos Buenos… lo están haciendo trizas… si… Tri Tri Zas … jirones..! (Al lado izquierdo de la anterior) Rice llegó preocupada... (los jíbaros del Crimen SIEMPRE llegar pre-ocupados): “eh aquí… hay un pay$ (country that does not) Ke-no impor-tar (care about) sus dados DIOS (it´s god-given gifts) bienes. A$Í que aquí estamos NOSOTROS… it´s U.N.believable..! (U.N. = Naciones Unidas). (A la extrema derecha) ¡No se la pierda!.. los girones... Diptych, Right side IN the Garden of CREATED CRIME ® National Parks fumigation target once again. The country (EL PAÍ$) is OUR$. (with little flagged plane). (Above) the “goo”d guys are shredding it… yes… they are tearing it to ribbons. (At left of the above) PREMIUM RICE arrived preOCCUPIED (Pushers of Crime ALWAYS arrive pre-ocupado-u): “Here is a country that does not care about it´s god-given gifts. $0 HERE WE are… it´s U.N.believable..! (At extreme right) Don´t loose sight of the para-narco-pen-tá-gono-Farc-COL-DEA shreds. 4 / 27 / 2005 115 cm. 1995 98 cm. Cindy: Quimbaya Shot Colombia Liliana Patricia Botero DEA-d. Colombia disparada Liliana Patricia Botero DEA-d (muerta). 2001 38 cm. La Colombia Katrina en agarre tipo Hombre Araña sobre “Matones del medio ambiente” The Colombia Katrina in Spiderman grip on “Environmental thugs” (Bottom line) The emporium of CREATED CRIME ®, the Para-narco-PEN… shredding the “Motherland.” Katrina in Spiderman grip of Samper Pizano´s “Environmental thugs” column. He adds: “Ribbons.”... several projects to pickle parks, jungles, forest and waters. (At the top of top) Luftwaffe kudos. 6 / 1 / 2005 52 cm. Cindy: Armada y herida Cindy: Armed and wounded 1995 97 cm. Con-cor-DIA La para-narco-penta-gon-Col-DEA pasa ley de justicia y paz en el paraíso del CRIMEN CREADO®… y se amplió Santa Fe (DEL) nidito (RALITO) de amor para la pajaramenta a todo el territorio. En el nidito de amor se incuban dos huevos con insignias en rojo y azul entre cañones de perdón, sicariato y masacres, poder, perica, po-lítica, U.$.D., tierrita, contrabando, palma africana, transporte, business-gasolina, Marianamem y putas. Colombianita con binóculos para para-desmobilizados: “… ¡ja... esperamos la próxima tanda!” Marco con “cuadro” de Garzón, gran feria nacional de la impunidad y comentarios al lado como una ley sin futuro para la paz, una ley amarga, etc. y yoUR-sonafabitch-I –BE diciendo: “Amigos de la guerrilla desacreditan el gobierno...” y una Colombia respondiendo: “Oye Alvarito… somos paisanas de la guerrilla… y de vos….tan amigo y vecino de los mancu-SOS” y otra Colombia diciendo: “y… en autoridad estás más viringo que nosotras… la AUC-toridad son ellos … y… eSOS”. (Avión fumigando con insignia Security USA.) Con-cor-D 2005 129 cm. The para-narco-pentagon-Col-DEA passes law of justice and peace in the paradise of CREATED CRIME ®… and the little nest of love for the para-bird flock has been amplified to the whole territory. In the little love nest two eggs are being hatched with insignias in red and blue amid barrels of amnesty, assassination and massacres, power, coke, po-litics, U.$.D, land, smuggling, African palm, transport, gasoline business, Old Parr and whores. Little Colombia with binoculars for “demobilized” paras: “… ja!.. we are wating for the next wave.” Frame with picture by Garzón...great national fair of impunity, with commentaries at the side, like a law without future for peace, a bitter law etc. and yoUR-sonofa bitch-I-BE saying: “Friends of the guerrilla discredit the government.” And a Colombia answering: “Look here, Alvarito... we are fellow countrywomen of the guerrilla… and of you… so friendly and neighbourly to the mancu-SOS” and another Colombia saying: “…and… in authority you are more stark naked than us… they are the AUC-thority… and… those.” (Airplane spraying with Security USA insignia.) Habló la Mujer Caballo The Horsewoman spoke “…o lo piso, o se derrite…” “…either I tread on it, or it will melt…” 2005 92 cm. PREMIO-RE-WAR-D!... o, Dos “Indios de agencia” no hacen verano Desde la para-Pen… Al – Bisara News reporta: El “giga(nte)” indio de agencia al BID. (En el cero, del ´05 y en el 5) Luis Alberto con marca del Fantasma, ¡feliz! ¡Premio!, ¡RE-war – D! (botín de guerra). Indio de agencia Moreno “Mamagallo Star”. “Un honor para Columbia”: Clean “Ton” Bill. Luis Alberto hablando por la Anfisbena eléctrica: “Le agradezco a EEUU su confianza y voto, al igual que hago…” (Sobre la horizontal de la cruz) Los protagonistas del momento… (A la izquierda) yoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE: “Moreno es un verdadero Merlín en relaciones públicas”. (A la derecha) Luis, moreno de la alegría y luciendo marca del Fantasma. La Colombia negra, Angélica González, por encima de su cruz le hace un llamado: “Luis A… conserva la gracia”. RE-WAR-D!... or, Two “Agency indians” don´t make a summer From the para-Pen-ta-gon-Col-DEA, Al-bisara News reports: The “giga agency Indian” to the IDB, Inter-American Development Bank. (In the zero of ´05 and in the 5) Luis Alberto with mark of the Phantom, Joyous!, RE-WAR-D! Agency indian Moreno, “Sucker Star” “It´s an honor for Columbia”: Clean “Ton” Bill. Luis Alberto flaunting mark of the Phantom and talking through the electric Amphisbaena: “I thank the U.S. for its trust and its vote, just as I do to…” Moreno attributes his triumph in the presidency of the IDB to the campaign of president Alvaro Uribe and chancellor Carolina Barco. (sic) (On the cross’s horizontal line) The protagonists of the moment... (At left) yoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE: “Moreno is a true Merlin in public relations.” (And on the right) Luis, gleefully moreno-ed, sporting the mark of the Phantom. The black Colombia Angélica González (at top), warns him: “Luis A… hold your grace.” 7 / 3 / 2005 81 cm. Lancastria sobre la víbora, con una bandera y nueve encantos Lancastria on the asp, with a flag and nine hexes 12007 65 cm. A LA UNA... Carolina Vasco del noticiero Al-bisara reportando Desde la Para-narco-Pen-tá-gono Far-Col-DEA del CRIMEN CREADO ®... lucha contra (tachada) por (chuleado) las drogas y el territorio… Al-BARO U: conflicto armado (tachado) “no hay” Carolina: ...arrebatiña (tachado) “¿tampoco?” ON ONE... Carolina Vasco reporting in Al-bisara From the Pen… of CREATED CRIME ®… war against (crossed out), for (ticked) drugs and the territory… Al-BARO U: armed conflict (crossed out) “There is none” Carolina: arrebatiña “up for grabs” (crossed out)… “neither?” 2005 64 cm. A LAS DOS... Vista “HERMOSA” R.I.P. El ETL (Equipo Terrorista Legal) y el ETI (Equipo Terrorista Ilegal)... Léase de abajo hacia arriba... ON TWO... Vista “HERMOSA” R.I.P. The ETL (LTT, Legal Terrorist Team) and the ETI (ITT, Illegal Terrorist Team). FARC guerrillas (ITT), beneficiaries of CREATED CRIME ® killed 29 “effectives” of the LTT, U.S. beneficiaries of CREATED CRIME ®. Plan Columbia. “The FARC are miserable terrorists” says National Security Agency (NSA) kingpin yoUR-sonofabitch-I-BE, LTT president and pusher of CREATED CRIME ®. (In the yellow agitprop band propped by the green verticals) Visibly affected... and posing… Dr. U… meets with military brass to design coca eradication strategy in Macarena National Park. At his desk, Dr. U… with insignias and work tools; AUC para-hat and “Roundup ®” bottles. His high command, in “IN” bathing suits, is paying attention to two cuties in “OUT” bathing suits, one in Liberal red, the other in Conservative blue. At the back of Dr. U., a decapitated and mutilated gold Colombia in “IN” bathing suit. (Above that) De-mock-rat-ic $ecurity to the hilt and piss off. Meanwhile… “Happy 2006 to all our country folk and Col-DEAns of all type.,.” says a Colombia in cotton span outfit. Will continue with #3... “Good guys (LTT) and Bandits (ITT)”. 12 / 27 / 2005 76 cm. A LAS TRES... Tipos ETL y Bandidos ETI. Col-DEAnos en guerra Guerra de Eti¿Que?tas y ES-clavos MO-der-NOS (En recorte de EL ESPECTADOR): ...lo del Meta es el descalabro militar más grande sufrido por el gobierno... y... los militares... General Carlos Alberto Ospina, GCAO: “Claro... lamentable... vamos a continuar trabajando... vamos a derrotar esos bandidos, ETI”. PREGUNTA: El presidente anunció presencia en masa de militares... en la Macarena... santuario de las FARC. Hace 8 años el ejército intentó lo mismo y terminó haciendo el oso... ¿Ahora puede ocurrir lo mismo? GCAO: “No... ahora es erradicar la coca... 3 a 5 mil hectareas... también... sacar de allá esa pobre población civil que tiene que vivir con esa esclavitud llamada coca... hoy... el que tiene relación con la coca es un esclavo moderno, aunque no tenga cadenas. No hay duda de que nuestra peste se llama narcotráfico.” ON THREE... Good guys (LTT) and Bandits (ITT). ColDEAns at war War of Etiquettes and “Modern Slaves” (EL ESPECTADOR clips): ...the affair in Meta was the biggest military setback suffered by the government... General Carlos Alberto Ospina, GCAO: “Right... regrettable... we’ll continue working... we are going to defeat those bandits, ITT. QUESTION: The government announced a massive military presence... in the Macarena Park... sanctuary of the FARC. Tha same was tried 8 years ago and the army fumbled... Can the same thing happen now? GCAO: “No... now it’s to erradicate the coca... 3 to 5 thousand hectares... as well as... taking out of there that poor civilian population that has to live with that slavery called coca... today... anyone who has a relationship with coca is a modern slave, even if he has no chains. There is no doubt that our pestilence is called narcotraffic.” The Colombia thinks: “Rhetorical artillery of a modern slave.” The Colombia at top left: “...consequence of CREATED CRIME ®, my General. But without it you wouldn’t have the greenbacks of Plan Columbia, nor bread & butter, or “Patriot makeup.” I see a modern slave of militarized body, washed out brain and an enchained heart my General... a slave of CREATED CRIME ®.” She thinks: “ Oh my God! Am I a modern slave for having to suffer this business? 12 / 2006 77 cm. Y A LAS CUATRO... La estupefaciente guerra del CRIMEN CREADO ®... el desquite,,, y cante a la vIrgen. AND ON FOUR... The stupefying war on CREATED CRIME ®... the revenge... (Bastard Corrida) 4000 “effectives” to coca“in”e war till death at Macarena National Park. The blinded Colombia’s flamenco song to the Macarena Virgin: “...ah... ee... Mar... mari... ’Ari, ’Ari, ’Ari... ’ard they’ve ’it you... the Col-DEAns... ’on’t let it bother you... bother you and ’orgive the Col-DEAns... for if they wake... if they wake... that will be it.!.” 12 / 29 / 2006 77 cm. Presencia: Al acecho Presence: In ambush 1995 83 cm. IX ... 2006... ... el paraDAS retoma Casa de Nariño... .¡. Dada las 24 horas.!. ... La guerra contra las drogas perdida... ... 2006... ... the paraDAS retakes Nariño House... ... Dada full 24 hours.!. ... The war on drugs lost... Diana Giraldo, caleña super, pregunta: “¿Ves?” Diana Giraldo, super Cali girl, asks: “Do you see?” 4 / 15 / 2006 38 cm. ¿Wat ist das? Das ist narco-para DAS! La narco-para-DAS-PEN-tá-GonO-Far-Col-DEA-Pen … lucha (contra) nein! Lucha CON, POR Y PARA el narcotráfico en la chirona… IN Jamundí… en Re-e-lecciones en multo antea, Colombia... (Por el margen derecho hacia arriba) Wat ist das? Das ist narco-PARA-DAS. (=CIA U.S.) Achtung!?… nein… das ist Para $eguri DAS. de-mock-ratica. (Por el margen derecho hacia arriba) Coronada, La Mejor Cola del Valle 2005-2006, Andrea Rincón: “Siempre He Tenido Una Cola Grandísima” … en la movida... Welcome… (mayo 28 ´06) entre nosotras otra vez Al-varico (lat. Intr. Abrir mucho las piernas) paraJivarico del CRIMEN CREADO ® (USA) ¡Aege Praeses! in hunc id criminosum est. (Y arriba, arriba) Una Andreíta cantando: “’Ari… ’Ari... Yellamma… Kat ya... yani…” Wat is das? Das ist narco-para DAS! War AGAINST... nein!...war WITH and FOR the narcotraffic (Army at service of cartel kills police in Jamundí)... 5 / 26 / 2006 65 cm. La geografía ...del cementerio clandestino. Destape de la PEN-tá-gonopara-DEA-Farc-Colfosa del CRIMEN CREADO ®. Fosa común. The geography ...of the Clandestine Cementery (Bottom line) Taking the lid off the Penta-gono-para DEAFarc-Col-grave of CREATED CRIME ®. Common grave. 6 / 2 > 8 / 2006 35 cm. POSESIÓN Jívaro del CRIMEN CREADO ® re-toma Casa de Nariño (Al centro) La presidenta del Senado, Dilian Francisca Toro. En medio de los nervios le puso AS IS (como es), al revés, la banda al presidente… (sic) INAUGURATION Pusher of CREATED CRIME ® retakes Nariño House (From “bottoms” up) Al-Bisara News reporting from the PEN. (At the very right edge) “free” for all scrumble … at full gallop… (FTA) “free” trade agreement. (At center) Dilian F. “BULL”, Senate president-ess, in a fit of nerves, placed the band on the president, upside down, AS IS. (Top left) YoUR-I BE: “I will not permit a swindling peace…” The Colombia adding: “...with CREATED CRIME ® inconcussus.” 8 / 7 / 2006 70 cm. Para-pájara-neo-Columbia de digo y hago XYZ, con tronante de punta y boca de chimbilá. Paramilitary-neo-Columbia of said and done XYZ, with high-tech fire-stick and vampire mouth. 1992 96 cm Colombia disparada Shot Colombia Natalí Correa, R.I.P. Natalí Correa, R.I.P. 2001 50 cm. La Colombia Manasa ...hermana de Vasuki, el rey de las serpientes, con el Nagamani (sortija-contra-agente al veneno de las serpientes) en el dedo central derecho y el sol a la mano, en horcajadas sobre Col-DEA, el brazo izquierdo cruzando el Río Potomac y la vista sobre una cabeza de Crotalus sp. en WashingTown. Como upavita lleva una Verdegallo (Leptophis) inofensiva. Como pulseras, brazaletes, collar y sostén, variadas culebras coral (Micrurus sp.) y una sección del Río Potomac. Zamarras de media pierna en piel de Misozonus var. Columbia. Como cinta en la cabeza, una Anfisbena desconocida. The Colombia Manasa ...sister of Vasuki, king of serpents, with a Nagamani (ring with agent against snake poison) in her middle right finger and the sun in hand standing over Col-DEA, her left arm crossing the Potomac river and her eyes on the head of a Crotalus sp. in WashingTown. As a upavita she wears a harmless Leptophis. As wrist and armbands, necklace and bra, various coral snakes (Micrurus sp.) and a section of the Potomac river. Half-leg bands in skins of Misozonus var. Columbia. As a headband, an unknown Amphisbaena. 4 / 2007 113 cm. Dada 4-5 en vivo. (Esquina inferior derecha) Ray Johnson: “Dada Nunca Tiene La Razón”. Dada 4-5-Live. 6 / 2006 45 cm. (At the bottom fringe) ...9th visit of yoUR –I-BE to the U.S. as presiding entity of Columbia… stretched once more his ties with “W”… talked in private for one hour… Ray Johnson: “Dada Is Never Right.” N.B. the Spanish da, from verb dar (to give). Sobre un campo de sangre (Abajo centro) Ya que la habéis despedazado, INVIERTAN en la chirona del pen-tágono… Los Felices Cotos de Caza del CRIMEN CREADO ®. Lean a Caballero... Over a field of blood (Under the purple circle) In 30 years of war against drugs, we have seen the same; thousands dead, thousands corrupted, thousands imprisoned, thousands of dollars consumed. And the traffic intact. (Above that) Infamy in the PEN of CREATED CRIME ®. As for YOU, investor, read from the bottom line, through the ladder, up... 7 / 3 / 2006 45 cm. ¿Que cuál es la Chirona del CRIMEN CREADO®? (A la izquierda, abajo) Atrévete a ir de gira por EL Emporio (pen / chirona) del CRIMEN CREADO ®. (Abajo del Río Putumayo) 30+ años en el Pen… tratado “libre” de comer-cio para el pen… (Debajo de Leticia) Atrévete a ir de gira por el encierro, encerrado Pen. IN-vierte en LA CHIRONA, UNA CREACIÓN USA. (P.S... Súbete al tren, pero por favor toma nota: esto no es el agitprop oficial para su tratado “libre” de comer (TLC) o los inversionista$ foedus regi amico cavet. You ask,”Which is the Narco-pen of CREATED CRIME®?” Get on the beam, but please note: this is not official agitprop for its “Free” trade agreement (FTA) or investor$ foedus regi amico cavet. 7 / 13 / 2006 45 cm. Presencia: Costa Pacífica 1995 94 cm. Presence: Pacific Coast Desde la chirona del PENtágono, Al-bisara reportando La guerra contra las drogas está perdida. (Entre fecha, July 20) Agitprop “Iza tu bandera con orgullo”. Continúe leyendo por el margen derecho… (Al lado izquierdo) Los perdedores: El grin-go, los Col-DEAnos… La Nación entera. (Por encima de esto) ..¡de temor!.. el empellón final del hasta el amargo final del jívaro (con bandera EEUU) y sus amigos (con banderas entre comillas). From… the PEN-tagon PEN AlL-bisara News reporting The drug war is lost. The small Colombia in the PEN adds: “…yet not over.” (To her right) “We won it, the narcos, the guerrilla, the paras, the Colombians and … olé… the Colombias…” 7 / 20 / 2006 60 cm. CRIMEN CREADO ® ’06 “…la guerra, perdida, es hora de devolverlos a Arkansas”. dice BIbi. CREATED CRIME ® ’06 ...and Bibi said… 8 / 2006 50 cm. La Colombia Micaela, a hombros de la anfisbena, sale por la puerta grande izando DOS rabos de vacaloca The Colombia Micaela, picka-back on the Amphisbaena, exits through the main gate of the ring hoisting TWO madcow tails 2006 100 cm. Alarma en B&Nt Tocsin in B&W. Para la versión en Castellano vea la traducción directa, desde la Chirona, en la próxima página. YoUR-I-BE in the U.S. asks for more “ah-youdada” bread against drugs. (At bottom semi-circle) Erradication of illicit crops has failed. (On the sun) The sentence of the Colombias... 6 / 2006 100 cm. Alarma en B&N Tocsin in B&W (Spanish version of previous page) 2006 40 cm. Una Colombia cariátide A caryatid Colombia Acrílico sobre lienzo Acrylic on canvas 2007 138 cm. CRIMEN CREADO ® ’06 Nos asolea el $ol U$ en la lejana Col-DEA CREATED CRIME ® ’06 U$ $un strokes us in Far-Col-DEA 9 / 2006 85 cm. La coquera Generalísima Maríapristina “Siete Soles” Santacoloma Coca-Chewing Generalísima Maríapristina “Seven Suns” Santacoloma 2010 75 cm. X ... 2007... ... 2010, Para-Col-DEA-PEN-tagon-STATE .., Juan Manuel Santos, el pavo de raza, se monta al Tren... ... CRIMEN CREADO ® 2012, ’13, ’14, ’15, ’16, ’17... ... 2007... ... 2010, Para-Col-DEA-PEN-tagon-STATE .., Juan Manuel Santos, high class turkey, hops on the Train... ... CREATED CRIME ® 2012, ’13, ’14, ’15, ’16, ’17... La Colombia Silvia “Ojofijo” Ojeda frente a WashingTown y Bush en Bogotá The Colombia Silvia “Deadeye” Ojeda facing WashingTown and Bush in Bogotá 2007 85 cm. La Colombia Malva “Gata-milana” Guerrero The Colombia Malva “Pussy-kite” Guerrero 2010 85 cm. Colombia Gandharva sobre la re-fundación US $3400 M, rubro militar de “nuevo” plan para la re-fundación. Glendoveer Colombia over the re-foundation US $3400 M, military allowance for “new” plan for the re-foundation. 2007 90 cm. La Colombia Eufonia “La eufemística” Arias sobre Santa Fe de WashingTown The Colombia Euphonia “The euphemystic” Arias over Santa Fe of WashingTown 4 / 2007 90 cm. Patibularia Acrílico sobre lienzo Gallows-gal Acrylic on canvas 2007 205 cm. Colombia aún bajo el embiste y sombra del CRIMEN CREADO ® USA Colombia still under the charge and shadow of CREATED CRIME ® USA 2010 30 cm. Para-Col-DEA-PEN-tagon STATE Para-Col-DEA-PEN-tagon STATE La Colombia Trinidad, en Casanare. Óleo sobre lienzo The Colombia Trinidad, in Casanare. Oil on canvas A.D 2010 169.5 cm. Presencia: Consejera EEUU PARA-PEN-TAGON / BACK TO ARKANSAS Presence: US Advisor PARA-PEN-TAGON / BACK TO ARKANSAS 1995 > 2013 90 cm. Con-tacto Acrílico sobre papel Con-tact Acrylic on paper 2013 99 cm. Presencia: CRIMEN CREADO ® Guerra contra las drogas “EU” ®, 2012, ’13, ’14, ’15, ’16, ’17,.. Presence: CREATED CRIME ® War on drugs “EU” ®, 2012, ’13, ’14, ’15, ’16, ’17,.. 1995 98 cm.